Things That Make You Go WTF!

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  • edited July 2009
    This goes horribly wrong!

    Heads will roll.
  • edited July 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    This goes horribly wrong!

    Heads will roll.

    Good parenting really supportive.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited July 2009
    Good parenting really supportive.

    The Mother knew - and still put her through that! And the daughter went through with it! She should have told everyone to f*ck off! (excuse my French)
  • edited August 2009
    Ross Lee - as Dick Dastard - takes a taxi through a car wash and has a funny turn (audio only)...



    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBUPU_G73xU

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrGg0curGd0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PJ36RDtJvU
  • edited August 2009
    TV Burp, the Australian version, host in the UK by Harry Hill...

  • edited August 2009
    Just been talking to a guy from way back when, after a comment I left on a page, then via YouTube email, who did a live PA in a club I used to, erm, frequent.

    Doing very well for himself!

    Sorted! This is well old...

  • edited August 2009
    Just been talking to one half of "The Attery Squash".

  • edited August 2009
    Someone just came round knocking on my door. I, wearing a tatty t-shirt and in my underpants, opened the door to a well dressed man. I thought his was a Jehovah Witness - he was shocked! Fun time!

    He was South African and was trying to sell my electricy! Or change my current provider!

    I told him that my mum and dad where out just now - getting the caravan cleaned! And that he should come back later! LOL!

    He ran away!
  • edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Someone just came round knocking on my door. I, wearing a tatty t-shirt and in my underpants, opened the door to a well dressed man. I thought his was a Jehovah Witness - he was shocked! Fun time!

    He was South African and was trying to sell my electricy! Or change my current provider!

    I told him that my mum and dad where out just now - getting the caravan cleaned! And that he should come back later! LOL!

    He ran away!

    The sad thing is you're probably telling the truth :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2009
    The sad thing is you're probably telling the truth :D

    No, I'm a classic loner! I do miss the love of a good woman though!

    Still. I have my w*nking hand!
  • edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    No, I'm a classic loner! I do miss the love of a good woman though!

    Still. I have my w*nking hand!

    ha ha, you should have said, i'll go get my mum, then come back wearing a wig. then invited him in and stab him a couple of times, he won't come back. i gaurentee.
  • edited August 2009
    mile wrote: »
    ha ha, you should have said, i'll go get my mum, then come back wearing a wig. then invited him in and stab him a couple of times, he won't come back.

    Or leave! :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2009
    mile wrote: »
    ha ha, you should have said, i'll go get my mum, then come back wearing a wig. then invited him in and stab him a couple of times, he won't come back. i gaurentee.

    Have you got any photos?
  • edited August 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Have you got any photos?

    not of you in a wig.
  • edited August 2009
    mile wrote: »
    not of you in a wig.

    Would you like to buy some?
  • edited December 2009
    Bump!

    This racist pig (Rod Liddle)...
    The first of an occasional series ? those benefits of a multi-cultural Britain in full. Let me introduce you all to this human filth.

    It could be an anomaly, of course. But it isn?t. The overwhelming majority of street crime, knife crime, gun crime, robbery and crimes of sexual violence in London is carried out by young men from the African-Caribbean community. Of course, in return, we have rap music, goat curry and a far more vibrant and diverse understanding of cultures which were once alien to us. For which, many thanks.

    Link

    Okay, it's Rod Liddle and The Spectator, but some of the comments leave me cold.
  • edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Bump!

    This racist pig (Rod Liddle)...



    Link

    Okay, it's Rod Liddle and The Spectator, but some of the comments leave me cold.

    i presume if the majority of crime was commited by whites, he would be calling for more blacks to come to london.
  • edited December 2009
    mile wrote: »
    i presume if the majority of crime was commited by whites, he would be calling for more blacks to come to london.

    You can make statistics mean anything you want, depending on your agenda. What he could have said was "Most crimes are commited by outcasts from society that have to resort to crime through desperation. And the darkies."

    And, on a happier note...

    Horne & Corden axed
  • edited December 2009
    I saw the results of a recent poll which stated that the most listend to radio station in the UK was BBC Radio Two.

    But I saw it differently.

    I saw it as "the people most likely to fill in a form about which radio station they listened to, were Radio Two listeners. Everyone else just ripped it up and flung it in the bin".
  • fogfog
    edited December 2009
    Rod , lets see he wrote for the times , today programme or whatever?

    = pompous middle class out of touch pleb. I grew up and live part of the time in one of the roughest area's in London.. bet he doesn't... probably maidavale etc.

    he's probably an imigrant himself the hypocrite.. my roots are Irish, but I doubt many here in the UK are truly Brititsh..

    as for Dianne Abbot commenting.. another career politician out to make money.. said comp schools was fine, but her kid went private.. let em ALL send their kids to normal school.. then you'll watch standards improve.

    certain races DO comment certain crimes moreso than others.

    but stupid comments about Rap.. doesn't the f'wit even know about the roots of hardcore / jungle etc..

    trashy journo's... and sadly the radio is full of em also.. There are 2+ in London who talk the talk.. and thats it.. just hot air to get ratings.. like this fool is trying to get readers...

    and the way they do it is so f'ing patronising like people are 5 year olds.
  • edited December 2009
    It's hard to see what he gained from writing such a small article - he is already preaching to the middle class right wingers - and he doesn't back up his main argument with any actual facts and/or references.

    One could add that the people most likely to be arrested are the ethnic minority anyway.

    When I was doing community service (unpaid work, as it is now called) a few years back, one of the control officers commented on the fact that there was so little blacks doing it (none while I was there - 7 months of it). I said that was because they went straight to jail, no matter what they had done. He didn't like that.
  • edited December 2009
    The aim of writing a piece like that is to try to appear to be an example of how it's acceptable to say such things. It isn't.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • edited December 2009
    joefish wrote: »
    The aim of writing a piece like that is to try to appear to be an example of how it's acceptable to say such things. It isn't.

    He, and his followers are living in a different world. It's just a pity it happens to encroach on this one.
  • edited December 2009
    More crappy stuff...
    Toy mouse recalled over fears it sings 'paedophile'
    A toy mouse that sings "Jingle Bells" has been recalled after complaints is was actually saying "paedophile".


    The ?2.99 novelty toy, made by Humatt, of Ferndown, Dorset, was sold in smaller shops and on market stalls.

    The store's distributors said the man who provided the voice for the Chinese-made toy was unable to pronounce certain sounds, while his voice was also speeded up to distort and heighten the pitch.

    A mother told The Sun: "When I squeezed its tummy I couldn't believe my ears. I recognised the tune, but the words were certainly not traditional. Luckily my children are too young to understand."

    A spokesman for the company said: "We've slowed the song down and it definitely says Jingle Bells. But we have recalled them now just in case anybody might take offence."

    The recall comes after claims another Christmas toy, Go Go Hamsters, contains antimony, a chemical linked to cancer, according to a US consumer group. Tests by GoodGuide on three hamsters in the United States found antimony at levels of 93 and 106 parts per million, above the 60 parts per million allowed under US regulations. Jon Diver, managing director for UK distributor Character Options, said the toys were completely safe when tested independently through their own diligence programme.

    Link
  • edited December 2009
    Consumer group no bugger's heard off makes a claim about the biggest seller this Christmas, and now everyone's heard of them. Great move from their PR people that.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • edited December 2009
    The store's distributors said the man who provided the voice for the Chinese-made toy was unable to pronounce certain sounds

    Why did they go with that person then, I wonder.
  • edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    More crappy stuff...



    Link

    i want one.

    put it under someone desk at work.

    'jesus, that mouse just called me a peado.'
  • edited December 2009
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  • edited December 2009
    I've seen everything now :D
    Every night is curry night!
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