Things That Make You Go WTF!

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  • edited December 2009
    I've always found these pictures very WTF:

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    Is that a moose?
  • edited December 2009
    Is that a moose?

    Not anymore! :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited December 2009
    mile wrote: »
    i want one.

    put it under someone desk at work.

    'jesus, that mouse just called me a peado.'

    Here's a sample of the mouse singing.
  • edited December 2009
    Well, I'd rather call it a botched audio job than saying the singer is saying it wrong (even though he is awful). I would not have heard it as "paedophile" unless someone had mentioned it(which they now have), and I really have to "want" it to sound that way for it to work like that. I say this is a garbage claim overall.
  • edited December 2009
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Well, I'd rather call it a botched audio job than saying the singer is saying it wrong (even though he is awful). I would not have heard it as "paedophile" unless someone had mentioned it(which they now have), and I really have to "want" it to sound that way for it to work like that. I say this is a garbage claim overall.

    It's the same with all those EVP 'ghost' recordings as well!

    "HIT! My bicycle hair frame is walking the BABY! Cool hatstand!"
    "Lemons, us are legged droppings, FROM ABOVE, DOREEN!"
    "I the strangest, if nots and welding light!"
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  • edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »

    should he be hibernating at this time of year?
  • edited December 2009
    Ha ha that pictures very funny. These huge people really should pay more when flying. I was stuck next to 'someone who doesnt say no to extra helpings' on a flight to San Francisco, frickin nightmare battling with him for extra space. Of course being english i was too polite to say anything and instead moan about it afterwards !

    I hate flying though, flying back from spain in the summer one guy who was in the emergency exit seats had a prosthetic arm ! He kept pulling his sleeve down to cover it, i should have grassed him up but didnt. Bad by him though, IF there was a huge emergency he cant do much with one arm.
  • edited December 2009
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Ha ha that pictures very funny. These huge people really should pay more when flying.

    But his guy is so huge he probably can't fasten up his safety belt, let alone occupy one seat. He's blocking the aisle, and he probably couldn't make it out of the main safety exists. All of which puts lives in danger.
  • edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    But his guy is so huge he probably can't fasten up his safety belt, let alone occupy one seat. He's blocking the aisle, and he probably couldn't make it out of the main safety exists. All of which puts lives in danger.

    Yeah read some of the comments on that site, thats very bad, they said the airline is scared stiff of a lawsuit. You always hear about those ridiculous ones in the US, person buys a hot mcdonalds coffee and scars themselves when they spill it, old dear in a motorhome puts it on 'cruise control' and goes to the back of the vehicle (and it crashes), she thought cruise control meant it drives itself. Perhaps an urban myth but a funny story though
  • edited December 2009
    Maybe the airline is scared of someone taking offence if they're charged for two seats, but even so someone should have been professional enough to recognise that the guy isn't going to fit in a normal seat and done at least something about it. Instead they've just passed him on and on until the flight crew have to sort it out and everyone gets delayed. He's certainly an additional risk to himself, if not everyone else, in an emergency situation, but then so might someone be if they have limited mobility and take a critical seat in the evacuation route.

    If you can argue that overweight people can be charged more, why do you then think that anyone with a disability should get extra facilities laid on for free? Because we have equality laws, that's why. And yet because I'm taller than average, I'm always asked to pay extra just to get a seat I can sit in. I consider that discrimination, but there's no specific law against that.

    The solution is to fit wider seats and charge extra for those, too. Then, specify the maximum width of the standard seat the same way they do legroom. They're legal areseholes for not specifically stating anywhere in their terms of carriage that if you can't fit in a seat, it's your problem, not theirs, but that's the outcome.

    The thing is, if you actually ask in advance to try and smooth things out, they'll make you pay and pay and pay again. If you're an arsehole about it too and just walk on through and shout at the flight crew and inconvenience a lot of other people, you're more likely to get away with it.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • edited December 2009
    they should have jammed him into the hold, bung a nappy on him and give him a full box of peanuts to graze on. everyone's happy.

    or tranq him, like an elephant.
  • edited December 2009
    Forget large people. I think passport control should try to identify and guess which people have a wind problem.

    Being in a confined area on a small plane and someone lets a deadly silent one escape, nightmare
  • edited December 2009
    You have never broken the wind on a plane?.
  • edited December 2009
    It's not your fault. They deliberately reduce the cabin pressure after take-off - that's why your ears pop, it's got nothing to do with altitude, though it does reduce the stress on the airframe a bit at cruise. It also reduces your oxygen uptake and makes you dopey. But for some people that means that pressure difference has to balance out elsewhere too.

    I used to work with a Navy chief who was literally a human barometer. The slightest drop in atmospheric pressure and you'd get the Trumpet Involuntary about half an hour before the first rains fell. 100% true fact, honest. So next time, blame the weather.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • edited December 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    You have never broken the window on a plane?.

    At altitude ?
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    grey key wrote: »
    At altitude ?

    That realy confused me!!!!
  • edited December 2009
    Sorry I altered your quote, they will denianced me now.......
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    de den denanced deninced deeneeenanced, what!!!!!!!!.
  • edited December 2009
    Anyone would think you were new on here........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    I am new, it just feels like ive been here foreverrrrrr!!.
  • edited December 2009
    Don`t worry, you will only be here for another few weeks.............
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    ohhhhh that does not sound good!
  • edited December 2009
    I have requested that you be denianced, as a Christmas present.........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    but i still dont know what delinereiation is?!?!
  • edited December 2009
    My dear sir you are truly a Stonkers......
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    now even i know that is not a compliment!!!
  • edited December 2009
    So you are not as new as you make out, I am sure you are a fellow traveller from the East who is well met and on the level.........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited December 2009
    Lost me again!!
  • edited December 2009
    I thought I would square with you brother.....None of us are truly lost, when we know where we come from and where we are going to.........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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