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I feel cheated....

ToboTobo
edited December 2009 in Chit chat
Imagine my disgust this morning; not only the end of Terry Wogan on Radio2, but this sight welcomed me on my desk calendar at work...

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I feel like asking Scot Adams for a ?9.99/352 refund.

Toby.

[edit] I obviously don't know how many days there are in a year!
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  • psj3809psj3809
    edited December 2009
    Sorry to hear about this.

    Cant you ask for 1/365th refund ?

    Have you checked tomorrows isnt the same ?
  • 1980-20..1980-20..
    edited December 2009
    Its not even funny.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited December 2009
    Sorry i just meant if two pages were the same he should ask for 1/365th back ?

    No harm meant !
  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited December 2009
    There are at least 2 duplicated cartoons in the Dilbert calendar.
  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    Its not even funny.

    I think they mean that the joke on the calendar is not even funny........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • 1980-20..1980-20..
    edited December 2009
    Yeah sorry psj i meant the joke on thee calendar.
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited December 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    Yeah sorry psj i meant the joke on thee calendar.

    Heh heh yeah i was being silly, knew you meant that but adding a smiley to my original silly post would have ruined my fun ;)
  • ZX BeccyZX Beccy
    edited December 2009
    No more wogan? Damn... there is a god after all.
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited December 2009
    ZX Beccy wrote: »
    No more wogan? Damn... there is a god after all.

    So why is Chris Evans replacing him then?
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  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2009
    Because they can probably get him cheap.

    By the way you were not cheated with your calander, just gullable, if you buy designer crap to impress others and show what a great sense of humour you have, then you can`t complain if it is Sh**e. If you buy your stuff from the poundshop and something is wrong with it, you can just laugh and bin it, that is retro style........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited December 2009
    fogartylee wrote: »
    ZX Beccy wrote: »
    No more wogan? Damn... there is a god after all.
    So why is Chris Evans replacing him then?

    As proof that Satan exists?
  • NickHNickH
    edited December 2009
    1980-20.. wrote: »
    Its not even funny.

    Well, it's Dilbert. It hasn't been funny for years. PvP and XKCD for me.
  • freddyhardfreddyhard
    edited December 2009
    hah! if god doesn't exist then neither does the other lad.

  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2009
    NickH wrote: »
    Well, it's Dilbert. It hasn't been funny for years.

    ...Or ever ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • ewgfewgf
    edited December 2009
    I've never found Dilbert funny. Calvin and Hobbes is brilliant, though.
  • ToboTobo
    edited December 2009
    grey key wrote: »
    By the way you were not cheated with your calander, just gullable, if you buy designer crap to impress others and show what a great sense of humour you have, then you can`t complain if it is Sh**e.

    It's just a Dilbert calendar, you know. There's no need to get all emotional about it.

    That was quite a little rant there. Do you feel better now?
  • beanzbeanz
    edited December 2009
    Damn...are you sure today isn't yesterday?
  • freddyhardfreddyhard
    edited December 2009
    it will be soon enough - unless you're into time travel like bohusk, grey key and frobush. no wait, frobush is on horse tranquillizers.
  • grey keygrey key
    edited December 2009
    freddyhard wrote: »
    it will be soon enough - unless you're into time travel like bohusk, grey key and frobush. no wait, frobush is on horse tranquillizers.

    Whilst I am on double time ! I declare me the winner, unless today is Tuesday...........
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • frobushfrobush
    edited December 2009
    freddyhard wrote: »
    [..]]frobush is on horse tranquillizers.

    I am NOT on horse tranquillizers!

    EY AW! EY AW! He always says that!

    EDIT - ?250 to freddyhard for joke. Invoice sent.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2009
    What 50 flags? Where did you get five monkeys from like?

    I want pie!
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited December 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    What 50 flags? Where did you get five monkeys from like?

    I want pie!

    I don't want to post here anymore, so I am going to smash my keyboard to bits...

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    djj, ffffhhhf. %%6 hsjjsll.!!!

    lXl!

    KL:KJLYTTGFGGG!!!!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2009
    I'm trying to decipher that, I read something like Boozey is great and when he comes back to the UK if he just happens to visit Widnes I'd love to offer him the pie he was desiring even if it is a low grade 50 something p pie from Greggs , it's the thought that counts, and Boozey is great and I think that I would buy him a beer.

    You may however want to smash my head in with said hammer, but hey I'm ever the optimist :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited December 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    I'm trying to decipher that, I read something like Boozey is great and when he comes back to the UK if he just happens to visit Widnes I'd love to offer him the pie he was desiring even if it is a low grade 50 something p pie from Greggs , it's the thought that counts, and Boozey is great and I think that I would buy him a beer.

    You may however want to smash my head in with said hammer, but hey I'm ever the optimist :p

    Hmmm, nearly.

    It was something like...

    I have one pie left. I haven't eaten since my last food photo. I don't know how long I can last. It is cold. The pie is frozen. I need to curl up in bed. I'd like to curl up with a girl, but a pillow will have to do. Again.

    ..and yes, I have a spare keyboard. I'M NOT INSANE!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    I'M NOT INSANE!

    Mr. Paranoid eh? I am one of the few people on here who "haven't" called you that ;)
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited December 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Mr. Paranoid eh? I am one of the few people on here who "haven't" called you that ;)

    There's bound to be some friggin' poll somewhere here that you can search and list.

    And, I'm guessing, it will be the same old names that crop up 'dissing' me! I know where you all live!

    You'll miss me when I'm gone!

    When I'm gone I'll seach you all out and make you all squeal like pigs!
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    There's bound to be some friggin' poll somewhere here that you can search and list.

    And, I'm guessing, it will be the same old names that crop up 'dissing' me! I know where you all live!

    You'll miss me when I'm gone!

    When I'm gone I'll seach you all out and make you all squeal like pigs!

    You ain't searching me down with viscious intent, and if you do find me there's cold beer with Frobushes name on it, of course if killing is your intent be warned I have a Magnum :lol:

    ...and an auntie named...erm...er....Mustin :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited December 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    You ain't searching me down with viscious intent, and if you do find me there's cold beer with Frobushes name on it, of course if killing is your intent be warned I have a Magnum :lol:

    ...and an auntie named...erm...er....Mustin :p

    Oh, okay then. I won't hunt you down.

    That was simple, wasn't it?

    And I'm sick and tired of you going on and on about your auntie Mustin! (Have you got any photos?)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2009
    frobush wrote: »
    Oh, okay then. I won't hunt you down.

    That was simple, wasn't it?

    And I'm sick and tired of you going on and on about your auntie Mustin! (Have you got any photos?)

    You don't want them!

    They don't call her Munty Mustin for nothing!
    Every night is curry night!
  • frobushfrobush
    edited December 2009
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    You don't want them!

    They don't call her Munty Mustin for nothing!

    Oh, I think you quite wrong! I now REALLY DO want them!
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