Here's a funny picture my wife took. I thought it would be good for the caption compo. Do your worst folkes.
"After a lifetime of only being able to use his left foot Christie Brown suddenly gained sensation in his right hand, he just happened to be sitting in the drivers seat of a car at the time"
here's a funny picture my wife took. I thought it would be good for the caption compo. Do your worst folkes.
No! I don't know what the BEEPING sound means! Shut - the - f*ck - up - woman!
And get that f*cking camera out of my face or I'll YouTube you till next thursday!
*ring ring*
"Hello..."
"Ah Mr Scottie, this is your PI...I have bad news...it appears you were right and now I have conclusive proof that Mrs Scottie is having an affair with Viktor Creed..."
"You've seen him perform Spandau Ballet. You've seen him perform Frankie Goes To Hollywood. Here, Scottie prepares for his next performance... Lynyrd Skynyrd!!"
@Scottie_UK I dare you to have your wife pick the winning caption (seeing as it's her pic).
"STOP TALKING ABOUT FROBUSH! I AM SICk OF HEARING HIS NAME! All day long, Frobush this, Frobush that, Frobush the other! STOP! IT! I've taken you half way around the world to get away from him! And STILL you just can't get him out of your head! STOP IT!"
What the bleepity-bleep does Frobush have to offer over me!!!
He understands me. He listens. When I wake next to him he smiles. He hugs me. He gives me things. He crashes cars in really good ways. He escapes when other people are trapped. His poo smells less. He shaves at least once a month. He's on the phone, hold on.
Now you see were you are wrong going here. Although there is a technichnical ability here that is obvious, and using software available to all enables a certain standard that is, at 'best' , acceptable and at worst just something that everyone on the street can do look I did mine in less than two minutes and I am better than you and am really great and am upset.
EDIT - I got my bloody colours right and made them match!
EDIT EDIT - I spell some stuff wrong, but Google is giving me this - Technichnical as okaY!
I did mine in less than two minutes and I am better than you and am really great and am upset.
There, there ... what you so masterfully accomplished in two minutes laid the groundwork for my lame 30 second job ... I stole your work, I plagiarized your joke, I mutilated your humour, I desecrated the sanctity of ST:TNG and I completely misrepresented the logical hierarchy of the ST universe (Why would he be calling for Number One if he's already at the helm?)
I am but a lowly worm, not even worthy of being et by the early bird.
There, there ... what you so masterfully accomplished in two minutes laid the groundwork for my lame 30 second job ... I stole your work, I plagiarized your joke, I mutilated your humour, I desecrated the sanctity of ST:TNG and I completely misrepresented the logical hierarchy of the ST universe (Why would he be calling for Number One if he's already at the helm?)
The Widnes joke was better. And I am in love with Scotties_UK's wife.
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Jesus Christ! It's a Bigfoot. Get out of the car!
"After a lifetime of only being able to use his left foot Christie Brown suddenly gained sensation in his right hand, he just happened to be sitting in the drivers seat of a car at the time"
"Right-hand traffic?!?! INCOMPREHENSIBLE MADNESS!!!"
No! I don't know what the BEEPING sound means! Shut - the - f*ck - up - woman!
And get that f*cking camera out of my face or I'll YouTube you till next thursday!
"WHAT?!?! You left my golden, shimmering suit back in England!?!?!?!"
NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT! HOME AT LAST!
"Hello..."
"Ah Mr Scottie, this is your PI...I have bad news...it appears you were right and now I have conclusive proof that Mrs Scottie is having an affair with Viktor Creed..."
"STOP TALKING ABOUT FROBUSH! I AM SICk OF HEARING HIS NAME! All day long, Frobush this, Frobush that, Frobush the other! STOP! IT! I've taken you half way around the world to get away from him! And STILL you just can't get him out of your head! STOP IT!"
- IONIAN-GAMES.com -
Brilliant! LOL! You even did the wing mirror!
- IONIAN-GAMES.com -
Yeah, your right. It's rubbish. Pathetic. NEXT!
He understands me. He listens. When I wake next to him he smiles. He hugs me. He gives me things. He crashes cars in really good ways. He escapes when other people are trapped. His poo smells less. He shaves at least once a month. He's on the phone, hold on.
SHIT! WIDNES AGAIN! REVERSE! REVERSE!
EDIT - My wing mirror is better - and I didn't have to alter it!
"Number One, get us out of here! Warp nine!"
Now you see were you are wrong going here. Although there is a technichnical ability here that is obvious, and using software available to all enables a certain standard that is, at 'best' , acceptable and at worst just something that everyone on the street can do look I did mine in less than two minutes and I am better than you and am really great and am upset.
EDIT - I got my bloody colours right and made them match!
EDIT EDIT - I spell some stuff wrong, but Google is giving me this - Technichnical as okaY!
Here, look at this...
http://www.wlhd.scot.nhs.uk/thejobs2.asp?jobid=6694
There, there ... what you so masterfully accomplished in two minutes laid the groundwork for my lame 30 second job ... I stole your work, I plagiarized your joke, I mutilated your humour, I desecrated the sanctity of ST:TNG and I completely misrepresented the logical hierarchy of the ST universe (Why would he be calling for Number One if he's already at the helm?)
I am but a lowly worm, not even worthy of being et by the early bird.
The Widnes joke was better. And I am in love with Scotties_UK's wife.