Random things that your wife/gf says.
Okay, so we're just walking into town together and after talking about the usual things, ie: What's on telly and what's for dinner, she goes a bit quiet and then says...
"Goats lips are really soft."
- "Huh?"
"Goat's lips. They're really soft and spongey."
- "Sorry? Did you say, 'Goat's lips?'"
"Yes, goat's lips. The way the come out and wiggle up and down."
I wish she'd explain first, that she's been reminiscing about when she was 6 years old and in the park feeding the animals that her Grandad looked after. Nope, she just comes straight out with the punchline!
"Goats lips are really soft."
- "Huh?"
"Goat's lips. They're really soft and spongey."
- "Sorry? Did you say, 'Goat's lips?'"
"Yes, goat's lips. The way the come out and wiggle up and down."
I wish she'd explain first, that she's been reminiscing about when she was 6 years old and in the park feeding the animals that her Grandad looked after. Nope, she just comes straight out with the punchline!
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i find it hilarious, she doesn't.
or i let her tell me a long winded story about something that happened at her work, then at the end i say 'sorry, i wasn't listening, can you tell me again'.
she hates that too.
Saying that it didnt work too well when she told me about her relative dying and I didnt realise.
Your wife may be pregnant?? She is craving for goats' lips.
Jim bowen did the same years ago..haha
so u've not got a job.. super smashing great
Yeah that show was a classic back then, still see the old program from the 80's on one of the Sky channels. So funny looking back, a couple win ?20 but theyve had a 'great day out'. Always funny seeing the non-dart player not even being able to hit the board
Can't find a link because I can't be bothered looking - but it turns out that that show was a con. They had two big prizes out of sight at the end of the show. One was a car, the other a speedboat (or kitchen units etc). If the players won then the boat would be wheeled on - if they lost then on came the car.
"And lets see what you could have won!"
Don't forget the caravan!
My (ex) girlfriend always used to say something was either the "best ever" or "worst ever". There didn't seem to be any middle ground.
GF says "Who played this?".
I say "Thin Lizzy"
GF says, "Oh, that's a brand of make up"...
Never mind, it could have been...
"Who played this?"
..."urr, no"...
We have so many words that we have made up, words that do not have a one word English translation.
For example, someone who was aged between say 28-37 would be a nerinch [neh - rinch], for someone aged between say 38-50 would be called a Rurrbert.
We have loads of silly words like that that have just developed over the years.
I'd love to get one of our daft words to become popular and make it into the OED someday.
You 2 sound so loved up! I never knew I was a Rurrbert. Mrs Cheese is a Nerinch. Wonder what the kids are in the World of Scottie and Mrs Scottie (WoSMS)?
Thats funny because we don't have any words that I can immediately think of for kids.
But and old man in his >= 65 is called an ibeard, and its nothing to do with the how 00's obsession with i this and i that. Sometimes I don't know why the words come up like that, but they do feel appropriate. I feel that many of our words just sound like what they mean.
Another one, if we are tired and irritable; you know that feeling you get if you fall asleep mid day then wake up all pissed off and that. Well our word for that is Urkeyturgible [Urki-turr-jibble]. So one could say oohh I wish I hadn't nodded off I'm all urkeyturgible now.
Also someone who is euphoric, chuffed and exited, such as a hippy or a party goer is said to be a peorpie. As in look at them the silly bunch of peorpies, or oh my god yeah he really peorped over that.
I think we are the odd couple. :D
Bloody ell, I think - don't remind me about Shtobe!
Its a depressing state of affairs when your mates start talking about GILFs instead of MILFs. Oh to be young again