Jesus - Found in Marmite.

edited March 2010 in Chit chat
The title says it all.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8071865.stm

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  • edited March 2010
    Yeah, saw that yesterday. The second picture caption in this linked story made me laugh:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/southern_counties/4161112.stm
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  • edited March 2010
    Looks more like Charles Manson to me :D
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  • edited March 2010
    Looks more like Charles Manson to me :D

    Looks like Billy Connolly to me....:D
  • edited March 2010
    Morons...

    I liked this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpS5KRLGSmg
  • edited March 2010
    I won`t say what or who I saw on the lid of my peanut butter jar, it would only add to the confusion...............
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited March 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    I won`t say what or who I saw on the lid of my peanut butter jar, it would only add to the confusion...............

    As long as it wasn't Elvis or Hitler I think you may be OK :D
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  • edited March 2010
    IF i thought there was a picture of Jesus in my pot noodle i wouldnt tell anyone let alone the press. Just would be embarassing and you would come across as a complete nutter !
  • zx1zx1
    edited March 2010
    Theres been a lot of these stories over the last few years, Jesus found in toast, Jesus found in crisps etc etc. I think they're all nonsense!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited March 2010
    I remember the toast one, that did look a bit weird. But if that was my toast i would look at it for a few seconds and think 'ha looks a bit like jesus' and then just bite into it. Not sell it on ebay like some people try to do !
  • edited March 2010
    I once saw a TV series where Jesus look a lot like a young Robert Powell.
  • edited March 2010
    I had a mug that I kept my paintbrushes in - got splattered in paint over the years - and then, lo and behold, there was 'our saviour' beaming out at me in dried acrylic! Haha. I threw it away and got myself a clean one. :)
  • edited March 2010
    There was a story of an asian couple who saw the face of a deity in the swirls in the top of a tub of margarine. Fortean Times covered it with the outstanding headline, 'I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha'.
    Joefish
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  • edited March 2010
    Defo John Lennon...
  • edited March 2010
    Graz wrote: »
    I had a mug that I kept my paintbrushes in - got splattered in paint over the years - and then, lo and behold, there was 'our saviour' beaming out at me in dried acrylic! Haha. I threw it away and got myself a clean one. :)

    So you made a mug out of our lord and saviour..................I once saw an image of myself in the bathroom mirror, obviously it freaked me out so I threw it away..............
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited March 2010
    i blame aliens for all this stuff, sure who else could it be?

  • edited March 2010
    I saw Clive Sinclair in my breakfast toast this morning.






















    The problem was that Alan Sugar was at the other side...
  • edited March 2010
    I saw Clive Sinclair in my breakfast toast this morning.






















    The problem was that Alan Sugar was at the other side...

    When it fell on the floor, which side landed up?
  • edited March 2010
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    When it fell on the floor, which side landed up?

    The Alan Sugar one, unfortunately.
  • edited March 2010
    Never mind, I'm sure that 'The Clive side' was quite happy munching the rug.
  • edited March 2010
    I saw what appeared to be a greek god in the mirror this morning.
  • edited March 2010
    beanz wrote: »
    I saw what appeared to be a greek god in the mirror this morning.

    I shall have to buy a copy of the daily mirror today and see for myself:smile:
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited March 2010
    beanz wrote: »
    I saw what appeared to be a greek god in the mirror this morning.

    ...but it turned out just to be a Kraken?
  • edited March 2010
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    When it fell on the floor, which side landed up?

  • edited March 2010
    STeaM wrote: »
    ...but it turned out just to be a Kraken?

    More like a crack head :D


    Anyway....

    The woodgrain on the back of the spare room door looks as if it's in the shape of jesus bowing his head, but have I went into a frenzy talking in tongues and demanded that someone from the Vatican come and bless my door? No and I'm not going to either.

    .....and I think like most jesus related stuff the toast is fake, members of the public have had access to affordable blowtorches for years now. Someone with even the slightest modicum of skill with one could easily burn the image onto a piece of bread.

    Woo look it's Jeebus! Now lets sell this unholy toast online or get the local news involved for 15 minutes of pointless fame.
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  • edited March 2010
  • edited March 2010
    Sorry ! I was just about to call you bonkers, when I realised it wasn`t you, it is just the sort of thing Fro would do though.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited March 2010
    I like the comment by this anorak...

    "Some of the toast is not toast its still bread?..excellent effect though"

    So theyre not happy that its called 'Mario toast' as on further inspection some appears to be bread !
  • edited March 2010
    Daren wrote: »

    Hehe...this is giving me ideas for what to do next time I'm bored at my flat....
  • edited March 2010
    Daren wrote: »

    If I'd saw that I'd have said, get me some butter and Marmite pronto. :lol:
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  • edited March 2010
    I would be much more impressed by "Marmite found in Jesus"
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