I'm trying to find the best video to wind you up. But all videos wind you up except the pretty boy 'cod' rockers, whom spend more time on their hair than they do jumping about in the mirror with a hairbrush for a microphone. Doing their hair.
En contrair! Those videos would probably wind me up, I do think House is a bit bollocks, but I'm not really a rock person either....very picky about that type of stuff as about 98% of that is shite as well.
En contrair! Those videos would probably wind me up, I do think House is a bit bollocks, but I'm not really a rock person either....very picky about that type of stuff as about 98% of that is shite as well.
Okay. I spent about 10 years being a House DJ - and 99.99% of the House stuff is/was/are/still is crap.
But I was good. And I floored each place I played in. I'll send you some stuff I did, you'll hate it, as is your want - but - it is well cool and different! People standing on the dance floor at the end of the night? Paramedics.
OK I'll level with you, some of the older House stuff is OK, but maybe it isn't really? Maybe it's a nostalgic thing as if it came out now I probably wouldn't like it.
But it's these 10 a penny tunes that pop into and vanish from the charts having no attention paid to them other than that from some cider drinking bus shelter dwelling oik in a Kappa tracksuit and their sorry excuse for mates that gets on my nerves.
Some of these tunes don't even sound like they've seen a DJ some of them sound like they were made on a 486 struggling to run windows 95 by some turd in a burberry cap on a music tech course at a local college, who's only on the course cos' the dole tried to force him into getting a job at Netto. Who then went and got some diamond white sodden whore he found on the shagging couch at the back of Ram Jams to sing over the top of it still wearing the pink Bobby Anne branded rags and high heels that she had on when he found her. But for the video shooting somebody shot her in the face with a make up gun that was set up on the slag setting.
Look. Just stick your wife infront of the camera and make her say "Help me Jof, this guy is giving me the creeps." Three times.
Now now fro you set me a challenge and im going through with it. The raw footage is alreadt in the can i just need to edit it together. Now if you dont know how to do it just man up and admit it, i couldnt think any less of you than i already do.
Now now fro you set me a challenge and im going through with it. The raw footage is alreadt in the can i just need to edit it together. Now if you dont know how to do it just man up and admit it, i couldnt think any less of you than i already do.
Some of these tunes don't even sound like they've seen a DJ some of them sound like they were made on a 486 struggling to run windows 95 by some turd in a burberry cap on a music tech course at a local college, who's only on the course cos' the dole tried to force him into getting a job at Netto. Who then went and got some diamond white sodden whore he found on the shagging couch at the back of Ram Jams to sing over the top of it still wearing the pink Bobby Anne branded rags and high heels that she had on when he found her. But for the video shooting somebody shot her in the face with a make up gun that was set up on the slag setting.
that gave me a big laugh..
here's how it is... you can't make money from music really from just making it (being realistic) unless you have people who will support you.. so a lot of people who produce play/dj now also... dj's like mixing tunes.. BUT make it a lot easier than older days for the beat-counters out there and maybe moreso sounds like half a tune.. until mixed...
also some genre's use specific sounds that may sound cheap, but are annoying to use for say a hook, but you remember it moreso.
I'm sure there are people here who remember using an akai sampler + an st with cubase / c-lab... it was a LOT more work then.. and the joke is IMHO the tunes sounded a LOT fuller.
Now now fro you set me a challenge and im going through with it. The raw footage is alreadt in the can i just need to edit it together. Now if you dont know how to do it just man up and admit it, i couldnt think any less of you than i already do.
No, hats off to you, I couldn`t do anything like that, I don`t have a camcorder and I can`t even play the saucepans, also I don`t own a pot noodle, or a plastic doll. But I DO have Electric guitars ( Lead and Bass ) and keyboards and a mouse ( whoops ) I don`t know how that got there ( perhaps Gerald typed it ).
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Heard this earlier on BBC1 and have had i stuck in my head since so i thought i`d inflict it on everyone else, plus it always puts a smile on my face when i hear it.
And i`m sure we`ve all had this feeling at one time.
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En contrair! Those videos would probably wind me up, I do think House is a bit bollocks, but I'm not really a rock person either....very picky about that type of stuff as about 98% of that is shite as well.
Okay. I spent about 10 years being a House DJ - and 99.99% of the House stuff is/was/are/still is crap.
But I was good. And I floored each place I played in. I'll send you some stuff I did, you'll hate it, as is your want - but - it is well cool and different! People standing on the dance floor at the end of the night? Paramedics.
But it's these 10 a penny tunes that pop into and vanish from the charts having no attention paid to them other than that from some cider drinking bus shelter dwelling oik in a Kappa tracksuit and their sorry excuse for mates that gets on my nerves.
Some of these tunes don't even sound like they've seen a DJ some of them sound like they were made on a 486 struggling to run windows 95 by some turd in a burberry cap on a music tech course at a local college, who's only on the course cos' the dole tried to force him into getting a job at Netto. Who then went and got some diamond white sodden whore he found on the shagging couch at the back of Ram Jams to sing over the top of it still wearing the pink Bobby Anne branded rags and high heels that she had on when he found her. But for the video shooting somebody shot her in the face with a make up gun that was set up on the slag setting.
Give us a clue, how do you do all that fancy multi frame thingy stuff.
I know. I'm just taking the piss as much as you! There is some good stuff out there! If only the talented peeps could shine through all that shit!
Look. Just stick your wife infront of the camera and make her say "Help me Jof, this guy is giving me the creeps." Three times.
Now now fro you set me a challenge and im going through with it. The raw footage is alreadt in the can i just need to edit it together. Now if you dont know how to do it just man up and admit it, i couldnt think any less of you than i already do.
I can do everything. What are you on about?
Just send me the footage and your wife.
You big tit, ill just work it out for me sen.
Charming.
Yep so do I, even though she is only 23, does that make me a dirty old man ?
I have just bought a download of 21 of her tracks, they are nice listening, cost about ?7.00.
One of the latest Memes......
that gave me a big laugh..
here's how it is... you can't make money from music really from just making it (being realistic) unless you have people who will support you.. so a lot of people who produce play/dj now also... dj's like mixing tunes.. BUT make it a lot easier than older days for the beat-counters out there and maybe moreso sounds like half a tune.. until mixed...
also some genre's use specific sounds that may sound cheap, but are annoying to use for say a hook, but you remember it moreso.
I'm sure there are people here who remember using an akai sampler + an st with cubase / c-lab... it was a LOT more work then.. and the joke is IMHO the tunes sounded a LOT fuller.
Here it is, thankyou in advance for any views, comments or ratings! :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khLPpAGdbFY
The rambling excuses. The insults.
and tonight the result as one man rises to the challenge.
Coming tonight: Brian dead!!.
In a word no. It wont feature a lady ga ga song either. But it will be mint man!!.
A man made of mints ?
What sort of ant is a pendant ?
P.s. Are you that guy from Oasis ?
Yes i am the founder owner of the Oasis clothing chain.
On second thoughts womens clothing would be no good for most of us.........
Ok its finaly ready, set faces to stunned. This one going out to the Widnes massive.
Omg look at that truly amazing video clip up there!!!.
Oh shut up! :)
That was boring an repetative, with the same three or four bits over and over,
not a patch on Pomplemousse, sorry !
Not even a cool girl ( Nataly Dawn ) in it, just a plastic baby................................
Now your turn Frobush !
Yeah but it has got super noodles in it!!!!!!!.
3 days!! thats all i had 3 Days!!!! im only one person and 3 days not whole days, not even 3 whole days.
Heard this earlier on BBC1 and have had i stuck in my head since so i thought i`d inflict it on everyone else, plus it always puts a smile on my face when i hear it.
And i`m sure we`ve all had this feeling at one time.