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Rest in Peace, Jonathan Smith (was: Frobush Absence)

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  • ChuckieEggChuckieEgg
    edited May 2010
    Some people will go the the extremes to delay finishing a game...

    Get well soon, the chavs in your neighbourhood are missing you.
  • Madonna Mk 2Madonna Mk 2
    edited May 2010
    psj3809 wrote: »
    Sounds a fair bit of bad luck hes having

    Against bad luck... POKEs

    POKE 32768,201 Infinite Jof stamina
    POKE 49152,0 Infinite Jof lives

    Bad luck: EAT YOUR HEART OUT.
  • grey keygrey key
    edited May 2010
    Sounds like he is really stuck in a retro computer game, what with the rogue toilets attacking him etc..............
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Mr.HatMr.Hat
    edited May 2010
    Dare I say it, a veritable 'Eugene's Lair'... badoom tish.
  • grey keygrey key
    edited May 2010
    A Bog standard reply, no doubt...............Hope the big guy is making progress !.......................................
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited May 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    Hay I`ve just had an idea, perhaps he has been abducted by Aliens, and Mr Hat is a dissinfo agent, planting a cover story to keep us off track. We will soon know if he comes back acting differently, or trying to take over the world.

    Sounds like South Park - "Joffa gets an anal probe". Lets hope he can keep the flaming gas under control. :razz:
  • grey keygrey key
    edited May 2010
    MrCheese wrote: »
    Sounds like South Park - "Joffa gets an anal probe". Lets hope he can keep the flaming gas under control. :razz:

    I think Mr.Hat ( Mr.Hankey ) said something about one of those probe things, in an earlier post. Perhaps the quote " there was blood everywhere " is code speak for something else.

    Let`s hope he escapes from whoever has him, although I am sure his sense of humour will take time to return to " Normal ".

    Perhaps it would be a nice gesture if a few more people left him a message on his visitor message board.
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited May 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    Let`s hope he escapes from whoever has him,

    It's Mr. Ha*BANG!
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited May 2010
    Maybe Jof has gone back to the early 90's and is crime fighting with D.I. Gene Hunt and the gang.
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  • HonoredShadowHonoredShadow
    edited May 2010
    Hope you get better soon Frobush. Your a funny guy and you are missed.
  • Mr.HatMr.Hat
    edited May 2010
    Jof's diagnosis appears to have changed... the anal probe revealed he has a hole in his bladder and a secondary infection in his nads! :(

    He's under the knife this evening but does sound a little happier at the prospect of being patched-up, so to speak.

    Cheers,
    Tony
  • deadpan666deadpan666
    edited May 2010
    Oww! Get well soon, Jof.... :(
    The Black Cauldron (PC)
  • NickHNickH
    edited May 2010
    Bloody hell! Hang in there, Jof...
  • 1980-20..1980-20..
    edited May 2010
    Thats kind of good and bad news at the same time, its good as in it sounds like a reasonobly operable problem but obviously infection is always a worry. Either way its doesent sound as bad as the things i was imagining.

    Get better soon Joff. Ohhhhh and you could try and blame it on Asda own instant noodles and get your name in the paper.
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited May 2010
    :sad::sad::sad:

    Hope all goes well, Joff.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited May 2010
    Oh shit (for want of a better word). :(

    It would be nice if we could all send Joffa a joint card.
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  • grey keygrey key
    edited May 2010
    God ! It seems to go from bad to worse for Fro, lets hope that now they know what the problem is, they can start to put him right. It has been a crap year for him so far, it just has to start getting better for him soon, give him our best wishes !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Madonna Mk 2Madonna Mk 2
    edited May 2010
    Best wishes, get well mate :cry:
  • MrCheeseMrCheese
    edited May 2010
    I hope someone is going round to his house to feed his saucer... :p
  • Mr.HatMr.Hat
    edited May 2010
    Jof's op was postponed until Tuesday... It's like the election all over again!

    Cheers,
    Tony
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited May 2010
    Mr.Hat wrote: »
    Jof's op was postponed until Tuesday... It's like the election all over again!

    Cheers,
    Tony

    Will the a-probe be auctioned off on ebay?

    I'm pretty sure it would fetch a handsome price.

    Tell him we're running out of stories about Zombie Nurses...
    We need more pics of oodles of noodles on The Jofmeister's Finest Chine.
  • Madonna Mk 2Madonna Mk 2
    edited May 2010
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Tell him we're running out of stories about Zombie Nurses...

    Really? I thought we were making a break!
  • grey keygrey key
    edited May 2010
    Well if Frobush has any doubts on how popular he really is, he should see that this thread has had 3,300 viewings and 133 replies in just one week ! Perhaps Mr.Hat will tell him and even take a laptop in there for him to see how we are all waiting on tenterhooks to see if he is O.K.

    Lets hope that they don`t put off his operation again and that it all goes according to plan, then he can concentrate on making a speedy recovery !

    All the best Mate ! ( if and when you can see this )...................
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited May 2010
    All this talk of anal probes and punctured bladders, makes you wonder what he's been up to. Get well soon.
  • fogfog
    edited May 2010
    I reckon Mr Hat and the rest of the crew did dares at work... perhaps he'd been eating 1 to many pen tops etc hhhmm

    I guess he'll be on antibiotics for a while.. so no boozing.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited May 2010
    Dave Fountain wrote: »
    All this talk of anal probes and punctured bladders, makes you wonder what he's been up to. Get well soon.

    I wonder if he's been using my recipe for making instant mash cannon balls. :-o
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  • milemile
    edited May 2010
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I wonder if he'a been using my recipe for making instant mash cannon balls. :-o

    ha ha ha. :D
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited May 2010
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I wonder if he'a been using my recipe for making instant mash cannon balls. :-o

    I can still hear Buttheads voice in the background somewhere saying "Dumbass" ;)

    haha :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • grey keygrey key
    edited May 2010
    Hey, How is he doing ? Mr.Hat could you please let us know !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Madonna Mk 2Madonna Mk 2
    edited May 2010
    Yes please! I suggest adding Twitter support to that hospital's ICU ;)
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