The story is being covered on 24 hour news ketchup, It Says :
When questioned Mr Killometer ( not real name for legal reasons said ) " I knew Grey Key would grass me up for saying that he was Rubberkey ". The other man who was arrested Mr Melrose ( also not real name for the same legal reasons ) " I thought we had bought a box of Quorn for our vegitarian customers and found it was DVDs called " The sword Swallowers ", we just gave it away free as we thought that they might enjoy seeing a film about circus skills ". The two remain in custardy untill the police have watched every copy of the Dvd twice.
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
A man was caught selling rhubarb without a license.
He's been remanded in custard.
Typical plod though:
"We won't tolerate this because youngster could have been given the DVDs." - a speculative statement with no evidence whatsoever to back it up. Followed by:
"...we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed."
in other words, the previous statement was a complete fabrication for the press and they still can't pin them down for doing anything other than selling the beer.
If it's soft 18-rated and they gave it to people 18 or over, there's not a thing wrong. But that's not what journalists think the eejits who pick up their rag want to read about. You have to remember that local rag journos aspire to write for something like The Sun.
As the plod have as much admitted, the only crimes are trading without appropriate licenses, in particular the supply of food and liquor. But it's their own stupid fault - if they'd just stuck to selling re-re-reheated catburgers in mouldy rolls with warm pop at ?1 a can they could have probably gotten away with it for years, just like all the other burger vans.
P.S. I had a lovely long bacon roll today in a leafy lay-by. No free porn though. :-(
Wasn't there a comedy or something where they were doing the same thing? Might have been Peter Kay...not sure...but I'm certain I've seen something like this on telly...
well the food license is the issue..e.g. you get "burger" etc sellers in London.. with day old burgers / sausages oh and the dirty **** don't wash their hands after the loo..
but yer it must have been good "stuff" if people kept coming back..lol
the food license is one thing.. but how many teens haven't watched porn, rather they do that at home then going around stabbing each other etc.
although it was funny when a mate got his laptop.. he said great. I can watch my films on the go..lol..
STeaM , were you thinking of the sketch where PK had a piano key video and watching the pr0n at night.. but the tape got stuck or he had to go hospital etc..hehe I vaguely remember the sketch.. oh and the fake book / video covers.. and remote on a string
Wasn't there a comedy or something where they were doing the same thing? Might have been Peter Kay...not sure...but I'm certain I've seen something like this on telly...
in one of the very early peter kay sketch shows, one week he was an ice cream sales man, i think he gave pron videos to the dads.
it is a well known fact that urger van offer an illicit trade in hard core filth, and i don't just mean what ends up on your beef.
If before entering a magistrates court, you make the condition that you enter with all your unalienable rights and common law rights intact (which they have to agree to), the magistrate cannot make a lawful judgement on a statutory crime that only applies to your legal fiction (your title Mr, Dr. etc). When the Mr. name, is called, you should present your birth certificate (legal fiction) and state that you represent that legal name as a lay adviser. The magistrate will then refuse to deal with you. If you then ask for the magistrate to submit his oath of office, he will not present it to the court. Then you call the police and ask for a constable to the court your in. The police will uphold the common law as the magistrate can not and will not present his oath without breaking the law under common law. Meaning then that YOU are the highest authority in the court under common law. Magistrates will abandon the court if they can't get jurisdiction, and you dismiss the court yourself with police witnesses.
This method has been used succesfully numerous times for Council Tax. With the accused getting a letter afterwards saying that it was unfortunate that you (the Mr.) didn't make yourself known to the court. And then making the summary (fine) judgement in the letter. Which you can know legally squash with the police witness testimony of the original court hearing.
I have recorded videos of 3 council tax magistrates proceedings.
The only thing to remember is that you are not Mr. yourname. Legal titles cannot act without you the human being acting for them. Legal state law only applies to legal titles which everyone unwittingly thinks they are. A piece of paper cannot act wthout you.
An Act of Parliament law only applies to your legal title. Which is why in the older Law dictionary's, statutory instruments was described as needing the consent of the governed which is your consent as a human being.
The whole world lives under federal state law (and all owe them money). All except Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, North Korea.
The Federal bank is privately owned.
Makes me question if the enemies of the (federal) state are the good guys.
We should all return to Common Law which is to not harm or cause loss to anyone. Its simple.
STeaM , were you thinking of the sketch where PK had a piano key video and watching the pr0n at night.. but the tape got stuck or he had to go hospital etc..hehe I vaguely remember the sketch.. oh and the fake book / video covers.. and remote on a string
PK?
our PK??
did he read the pr0n faq?
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When questioned Mr Killometer ( not real name for legal reasons said ) " I knew Grey Key would grass me up for saying that he was Rubberkey ". The other man who was arrested Mr Melrose ( also not real name for the same legal reasons ) " I thought we had bought a box of Quorn for our vegitarian customers and found it was DVDs called " The sword Swallowers ", we just gave it away free as we thought that they might enjoy seeing a film about circus skills ". The two remain in custardy untill the police have watched every copy of the Dvd twice.
Go ahead ... use it, we knows you wants to!
Case dismissed. If a policeman doesn't believe that they were doing it, then nor will the magistrate. :D
He's been remanded in custard.
Typical plod though:
"We won't tolerate this because youngster could have been given the DVDs." - a speculative statement with no evidence whatsoever to back it up. Followed by:
"...we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed."
in other words, the previous statement was a complete fabrication for the press and they still can't pin them down for doing anything other than selling the beer.
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What does it mean? Shirt lifter ahead?
Tsk, tsk ... no it does not mean that! (but that's a funny comment though)
Some peoples's' bwains!
*gets coat*
As the plod have as much admitted, the only crimes are trading without appropriate licenses, in particular the supply of food and liquor. But it's their own stupid fault - if they'd just stuck to selling re-re-reheated catburgers in mouldy rolls with warm pop at ?1 a can they could have probably gotten away with it for years, just like all the other burger vans.
P.S. I had a lovely long bacon roll today in a leafy lay-by. No free porn though. :-(
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how much did he charge?
Mmmmmm...furburgers from MuffDonalds. Maybe they were also selling LabKebabs and vertical bacon sandwiches?
Oh god, did I just stoop to mile's level? I'm going to have to put myself on ignore for a while... :cry:
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Pr0n on TV? How retro ... Haven't you heard of the WideWebs???
:razz:
but yer it must have been good "stuff" if people kept coming back..lol
the food license is one thing.. but how many teens haven't watched porn, rather they do that at home then going around stabbing each other etc.
although it was funny when a mate got his laptop.. he said great. I can watch my films on the go..lol..
STeaM , were you thinking of the sketch where PK had a piano key video and watching the pr0n at night.. but the tape got stuck or he had to go hospital etc..hehe I vaguely remember the sketch.. oh and the fake book / video covers.. and remote on a string
in one of the very early peter kay sketch shows, one week he was an ice cream sales man, i think he gave pron videos to the dads.
it is a well known fact that urger van offer an illicit trade in hard core filth, and i don't just mean what ends up on your beef.
This method has been used succesfully numerous times for Council Tax. With the accused getting a letter afterwards saying that it was unfortunate that you (the Mr.) didn't make yourself known to the court. And then making the summary (fine) judgement in the letter. Which you can know legally squash with the police witness testimony of the original court hearing.
I have recorded videos of 3 council tax magistrates proceedings.
The only thing to remember is that you are not Mr. yourname. Legal titles cannot act without you the human being acting for them. Legal state law only applies to legal titles which everyone unwittingly thinks they are. A piece of paper cannot act wthout you.
An Act of Parliament law only applies to your legal title. Which is why in the older Law dictionary's, statutory instruments was described as needing the consent of the governed which is your consent as a human being.
The whole world lives under federal state law (and all owe them money). All except Iran, Syria, Afghanistan, North Korea.
The Federal bank is privately owned.
Makes me question if the enemies of the (federal) state are the good guys.
We should all return to Common Law which is to not harm or cause loss to anyone. Its simple.
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PK?
our PK??
did he read the pr0n faq?
A legal fiction is a fact assumed or created by courts and they use that and try and legally apply a rule in a way other than it was intended.
dunno if the rest of it is true or not, could well be.
reading the link on the register, it has in broad terms stayed on topic actually
normally it is less subtle.
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apparently green was historically the correct colour, its everyone else that adopted blue for some reason.
Because blue is a stupid colour for cheese and onion.