I like to get in there and get out again quickly, no reading newspapers or a chapter of a book for me.
I might surf the net on my phone or read the forums when I'm at work, purely to waste time, and I do it to piss off a certain somebody I work with. The more I skive the more angry he gets but never says anything to me, cos' he knows I have all the dirt on his little skives.
Like hiding under the racks in the back warehouse out of view of the security cams for 20 minutes texting on his phone when he should be out on the shop floor working.
If he blew up on me, I'd probably end up with his job, time's ticking for him anyway :D
i usually have an xbox mag in there, but my gf is running into money issues, so she hasn't bought one in ages. im only ever on there at the weekend, i usually do my weekyday poos at work.
One of my pals always seems to phone up when he's sat on the bog. It's hard to have a sensible conversation with someone when there are all sorts of noises & splashing sounds in the background. Suppose it's a way of multi-tasking.
One of my pals always seems to phone up when he's sat on the bog. It's hard to have a sensible conversation with someone when there are all sorts of noises & splashing sounds in the background. Suppose it's a way of multi-tasking.
Lovely :)
I usually whip out ZXDS myself. Text adventure time.
One of my pals always seems to phone up when he's sat on the bog. It's hard to have a sensible conversation with someone when there are all sorts of noises & splashing sounds in the background. Suppose it's a way of multi-tasking.
i used to be on the phone, walk into the toilet and then press the flush. ha ha, you'd always hear the other person go 'urgh'
Being hyperchondriac I worry and then be as quick as possible!
You know, if you strain yourself and make yourself go too quickly, you can cause all sort of internal issues, both down below and near your brain.
[/feeding_the_hypochondriac]
As well as reading books, I write poetry on the cludgie..mostly sh*te, I suppose. The other thing I do is eat the toilet paper. Plain white for preference.
You know, if you strain yourself and make yourself go too quickly, you can cause all sort of internal issues, both down below and near your brain.
[/feeding_the_hypochondriac]
Well, it's full of chemical dyes, in'it. Whitish unbleached is generally healthier I find. I once ate the yellow pages when I was hard up..I don't recommend that though.
I like to get in there and get out again quickly, no reading newspapers or a chapter of a book for me.
me too, in, poop, out
Thirded (your turd'ed comment)
In, OUT, wash hands, out.
I've never been much for dilly-dallying while in the bathroom. Never understood a friend of mine who would take a bunch of comics with to read while in there. And I mean, he would take some time to pick and choose which ones to take with!
When I get an important call from Mother Nature on line two, I feel like I have to answer it immediately.
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I like to get in there and get out again quickly, no reading newspapers or a chapter of a book for me.
I might surf the net on my phone or read the forums when I'm at work, purely to waste time, and I do it to piss off a certain somebody I work with. The more I skive the more angry he gets but never says anything to me, cos' he knows I have all the dirt on his little skives.
Like hiding under the racks in the back warehouse out of view of the security cams for 20 minutes texting on his phone when he should be out on the shop floor working.
If he blew up on me, I'd probably end up with his job, time's ticking for him anyway :D
Is that your JOB !
Other than that I think about how I really should finnish decorating, as it's been half done for near on 3 years.
Lovely :)
I usually whip out ZXDS myself. Text adventure time.
i used to be on the phone, walk into the toilet and then press the flush. ha ha, you'd always hear the other person go 'urgh'
always good when you on a helpline.
'do you have the pc in front of you?'
'hang on' fluuusshhh
You make your gf buy you your mags for you???
i dont make her, she usually buys them as a treat for me.
Whenever I go, the cat always runs in and jumps in the bathtub beside the toilet, so I lean over and stroke it.
You know, if you strain yourself and make yourself go too quickly, you can cause all sort of internal issues, both down below and near your brain.
[/feeding_the_hypochondriac]
Your gf leaves you treats in the bathroom?
My cats sometimes do the same right outside their litterbox.
As well as reading books, I write poetry on the cludgie..mostly sh*te, I suppose. The other thing I do is eat the toilet paper. Plain white for preference.
...the coffee coloured stuff has a funny taste??
Well funny you should say that :o
Do go on...
(expects to hear about high blood pressure, ruptured vessels and anal fissures)
Don't worry about the brain hemorrhaging ... it's all in yer head :razz:
lool :)
Well, it's full of chemical dyes, in'it. Whitish unbleached is generally healthier I find. I once ate the yellow pages when I was hard up..I don't recommend that though.
me too, in, poop, out
Thirded (your turd'ed comment)
In, OUT, wash hands, out.
I've never been much for dilly-dallying while in the bathroom. Never understood a friend of mine who would take a bunch of comics with to read while in there. And I mean, he would take some time to pick and choose which ones to take with!
When I get an important call from Mother Nature on line two, I feel like I have to answer it immediately.
Think philosophical thoughts...
... Until I got the turtles head, and the bomb bay doors are about to drop their cargo... Splish !
:D