I don`t get more than about 2 mins inside that little room before a queue forms outside, what is worse is that they insist on trying to open the door when they know I am still in there !
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
I don`t get more than about 2 mins inside that little room before a queue forms outside, what is worse is that they insist on trying to open the door when they know I am still in there !
You just love them pictures, don`t you ! My brother used to take my books into the bog to read, he knew I wouldn`t want them back afterwards ! Even when he visits me he takes my books in and then takes them home with him because he knows I won`t want them back, the problem is when I notice they are gone, I buy them again !
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
You just love them pictures, don`t you ! My brother used to take my books into the bog to read, he knew I wouldn`t want them back afterwards ! Even when he visits me he takes my books in and then takes them home with him because he knows I won`t want them back, the problem is when I notice they are gone, I buy them again !
yeah i love em. :p you'll see plenty more of them in the future.
my gf used to read my book in the bath, they come back twice the size because they were warped. :p
What is even worse is when they spill milk on them, they also come back twice the size, but they smell of sick ! But I have also been the victim of a bathtub incident, The Book Of Paradox, I was halfway through and never found out how it ended, as it was stuck togeather !
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
I remember years ago one my mate's dad would take a cup of tea and a sandwich into the toilet with him! I kid you not!
Sometimes i dig out an old Your Sinclair and sit on the toilet reminising about years gone by:grin:
It's a bit of a worry reading all these entries about how people need to take something to do with them, are we a constipated nation? If you need to drop one then you go to the toilet and it should just plop out, a healthy dung should not be rock hard or shaped like a babies arm, all you people straining for half an hour need to go down Boots and get some Ex-Lax. Or eat more fruit.
I remember years ago one my mate's dad would take a cup of tea and a sandwich into the toilet with him! I kid you not!
Sometimes i dig out an old Your Sinclair and sit on the toilet reminising about years gone by:grin:
At college I shared a house with a guy who used to take a mug of tea with him. A little disturbing to someone who doesn't.
If i feel like i am going to be a while and there bottles of stuff near by i try to guess the measure displayed on the nearest bottle on the rear label (i.e 250ml),then look at the different sizes and shapes of other containers and try to guess what measure is on thier labels,passes a few minutes away lol.
slightly OT , thats how I realised / found out "sarah lee " also moonlights and as well as making cakes makes radox :lol: when I was having a bath or ( barth ? )
Aye Mars also make Cesar, kinda disturbing to think that dogfood and Snickers may be being made in the same facility.
Scarily enough almost everything here in the US foodwise is made by Mars, Kraft or Con-Agra. Chocolate, Plastic Cheez and Soup, all being loveingly made alongside Dogfood, Shampoo, and Window Cleaner :D
Scariest one though is Proctor and Gamble, on one hand Pringles, on the other Rat Poison, everybody wins woohoo!
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"why didnt you chop it with your bum cheeks?"
Not heard that one for years :lol:
Coz it results in one having a cliff hanger, and having to shake ones buttocks to release :D
will it be a ghost..
or one thats well pebbles/air, but you think is gonna be massive ..
forcing the matter may cause issues, but taking too long causes.. farmer giles apparently.
I don't read in the toilet, I find it odd people do and unhygenic.
I do hate when I ring friends and you get the echo on their mobile...
funny, it's the smallest room, yet the biggest echo.
You just love them pictures, don`t you ! My brother used to take my books into the bog to read, he knew I wouldn`t want them back afterwards ! Even when he visits me he takes my books in and then takes them home with him because he knows I won`t want them back, the problem is when I notice they are gone, I buy them again !
yeah i love em. :p you'll see plenty more of them in the future.
my gf used to read my book in the bath, they come back twice the size because they were warped. :p
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Story-Little-Mole-Knew-Business/dp/1856024407
someone mentioned it on radio years ago.. apparently kids find the book funny.. because, well the subject
please dont post your scat mags on here fog. :-P
Sometimes i dig out an old Your Sinclair and sit on the toilet reminising about years gone by:grin:
There's a one I haven't heard for a few years :lol:
Cos my nipsy does the chopping.
is that code?:lol:
At college I shared a house with a guy who used to take a mug of tea with him. A little disturbing to someone who doesn't.
Pfffffrrrrrrppppp!!!!! :lol:
Haha, you could pretend you're a helicopter hovering over the sea about to rescue some people who've fallen overboard... :-P
or dropping aid packages to starving africans. :-P
Scarily enough almost everything here in the US foodwise is made by Mars, Kraft or Con-Agra. Chocolate, Plastic Cheez and Soup, all being loveingly made alongside Dogfood, Shampoo, and Window Cleaner :D
Scariest one though is Proctor and Gamble, on one hand Pringles, on the other Rat Poison, everybody wins woohoo!