Things you do on the toilet....

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  • edited August 2010
    think its time for ye olde classic

    "why didnt you chop it with your bum cheeks?"
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  • edited August 2010
    Haha!

    Not heard that one for years :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited August 2010
    think its time for ye olde classic

    "why didnt you chop it with your bum cheeks?"

    Coz it results in one having a cliff hanger, and having to shake ones buttocks to release :D
  • edited August 2010
    I don`t get more than about 2 mins inside that little room before a queue forms outside, what is worse is that they insist on trying to open the door when they know I am still in there !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • fogfog
    edited August 2010
    think...

    will it be a ghost..
    or one thats well pebbles/air, but you think is gonna be massive ..


    forcing the matter may cause issues, but taking too long causes.. farmer giles apparently.

    I don't read in the toilet, I find it odd people do and unhygenic.

    I do hate when I ring friends and you get the echo on their mobile...

    funny, it's the smallest room, yet the biggest echo.
  • edited August 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    I don`t get more than about 2 mins inside that little room before a queue forms outside, what is worse is that they insist on trying to open the door when they know I am still in there !

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  • edited August 2010
    mile wrote: »
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    You just love them pictures, don`t you ! My brother used to take my books into the bog to read, he knew I wouldn`t want them back afterwards ! Even when he visits me he takes my books in and then takes them home with him because he knows I won`t want them back, the problem is when I notice they are gone, I buy them again !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited August 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    You just love them pictures, don`t you ! My brother used to take my books into the bog to read, he knew I wouldn`t want them back afterwards ! Even when he visits me he takes my books in and then takes them home with him because he knows I won`t want them back, the problem is when I notice they are gone, I buy them again !

    yeah i love em. :p you'll see plenty more of them in the future.

    my gf used to read my book in the bath, they come back twice the size because they were warped. :p
  • edited August 2010
    What is even worse is when they spill milk on them, they also come back twice the size, but they smell of sick ! But I have also been the victim of a bathtub incident, The Book Of Paradox, I was halfway through and never found out how it ended, as it was stuck togeather !
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • fogfog
    edited August 2010
    heres a book suited for those who like reading in the throne room

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Story-Little-Mole-Knew-Business/dp/1856024407

    someone mentioned it on radio years ago.. apparently kids find the book funny.. because, well the subject
  • edited August 2010
    fog wrote: »
    heres a book suited for those who like reading in the throne room

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Story-Little-Mole-Knew-Business/dp/1856024407

    someone mentioned it on radio years ago.. apparently kids find the book funny.. because, well the subject

    please dont post your scat mags on here fog. :-P
  • edited August 2010
    play donkey kong on ds game and watch collection
  • zx1zx1
    edited August 2010
    I remember years ago one my mate's dad would take a cup of tea and a sandwich into the toilet with him! I kid you not!
    Sometimes i dig out an old Your Sinclair and sit on the toilet reminising about years gone by:grin:
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  • edited August 2010
    It's a bit of a worry reading all these entries about how people need to take something to do with them, are we a constipated nation? If you need to drop one then you go to the toilet and it should just plop out, a healthy dung should not be rock hard or shaped like a babies arm, all you people straining for half an hour need to go down Boots and get some Ex-Lax. Or eat more fruit.
  • edited August 2010
    Babbiez Arm!

    There's a one I haven't heard for a few years :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2010
    Whip out my Pocket PC and do a bit more writing for my latest work of fiction.
  • edited September 2010
    think its time for ye olde classic

    "why didnt you chop it with your bum cheeks?"

    Cos my nipsy does the chopping.
  • zx1zx1
    edited September 2010
    Whip out my Pocket PC and do a bit more writing for my latest work of fiction.

    is that code?:lol:
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited September 2010
    zx1 wrote: »
    I remember years ago one my mate's dad would take a cup of tea and a sandwich into the toilet with him! I kid you not!
    Sometimes i dig out an old Your Sinclair and sit on the toilet reminising about years gone by:grin:

    At college I shared a house with a guy who used to take a mug of tea with him. A little disturbing to someone who doesn't.
  • edited March 2011
    I've been getting dead legs from too much iPhone gaming on the toilet recently. Battleheart is a real time-sink.
  • edited March 2011
    Promise myself that I'll start eating more fibre, then cry from either the pain or the smell.
  • edited March 2011
    The flatulence from eating fibre is awesome, I nearly took off at work last night!

    Pfffffrrrrrrppppp!!!!! :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited March 2011
    The flatulence from eating fibre is awesome, I nearly took off at work last night!

    Pfffffrrrrrrppppp!!!!! :lol:

    Haha, you could pretend you're a helicopter hovering over the sea about to rescue some people who've fallen overboard... :-P
  • edited March 2011
    Morkin wrote: »
    Haha, you could pretend you're a helicopter hovering over the sea about to rescue some people who've fallen overboard... :-P

    or dropping aid packages to starving africans. :-P
  • edited March 2011
    If i feel like i am going to be a while and there bottles of stuff near by i try to guess the measure displayed on the nearest bottle on the rear label (i.e 250ml),then look at the different sizes and shapes of other containers and try to guess what measure is on thier labels,passes a few minutes away lol.
  • fogfog
    edited March 2011
    slightly OT , thats how I realised / found out "sarah lee " also moonlights and as well as making cakes makes radox :lol: when I was having a bath or ( barth ? )
  • edited March 2011
    Aye Mars also make Cesar, kinda disturbing to think that dogfood and Snickers may be being made in the same facility.

    Scarily enough almost everything here in the US foodwise is made by Mars, Kraft or Con-Agra. Chocolate, Plastic Cheez and Soup, all being loveingly made alongside Dogfood, Shampoo, and Window Cleaner :D

    Scariest one though is Proctor and Gamble, on one hand Pringles, on the other Rat Poison, everybody wins woohoo!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited March 2011
    and Nestle. They own L'Oreal and make many food and drink things.
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  • edited March 2011
    Football Manager!
  • edited March 2011
    Play Word Feud or Angry Birds on my Android Phone, yes and pray that I got the ratio of Smash and water correct.
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