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  • edited September 2010
    Sounds like a definite contender for rate my poo.com

    i would have taken a pic, as it was out of the water, but then i realised i wasn't that open about my toilet habbits. :-P
  • edited September 2010
    mile wrote: »
    well the ear buds were meant to chop it in half, that why i had 6 of them in one hand, fanned out.

    but as i put them in my fingers went into the toilet water so i abandond them.

    the think about those bread sticks (grissini i think they are called) they have the length and the strength.

    although i am not sure they will disolve quicky as they are quite solid.

    Time to change this from being a problem into a piece of art, go with the breadstick oars and throw some mashed potatos down there as an island...stick a sprig of parsley in it for a tree and if you have a goldfish throw that in too to represent a whale.

    If you had a floater and a sinker you could have recreated a WWII uboat scene...Das Poop.
  • edited September 2010
    Can't believe I just read all that...:-o

    Chuck a bucket of water down there, do it quickly, so it's more powerful than the flush.
  • edited September 2010
    This is all sounding like the worst date ever, but without the hot asian chick being there to wave a knife at him :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2010
    mile wrote: »
    i don't want to use the toilet brush, last time i did that i was nearly sick

    Do you own a fish slice? Or a Braun hand blender?... ;-)
  • edited September 2010
    You should think yourself lucky that you don't have a toilet with a 'shelf', like they do over here. :-o

    german_shelf_toilet.jpg
  • edited September 2010
    Oh man!!! I haven't laughed like this in years, lmao :p:o:o:o:o:o:o:o
    So far, so meh :)
  • edited September 2010
    Dave_C wrote: »
    You should think yourself lucky that you don't have a toilet with a 'shelf', like they do over here. :-o

    german_shelf_toilet.jpg

    Thats a mad design for a toilet! The last thing you want to do is give the damn stuff airtime!
  • edited September 2010
    madmekon wrote: »
    You could take him to the golf course in a thunder storm.
    It worked for Father Ted :)

    Classic episode with Father Stone! :-)
  • edited September 2010
    Another new low for WoS.... and another reason why chit-chat is looking more & more like a bad idea
    My test signature
  • edited September 2010
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Another new low for WoS.... and another reason why chit-chat is looking more & more like a bad idea

    Lighten up, FFS. :roll:
  • edited September 2010
    Dave_C wrote: »
    You should think yourself lucky that you don't have a toilet with a 'shelf', like they do over here. :-o

    german_shelf_toilet.jpg

    They have those things at Centerparcs in the UK - the water flushes really quick and flicks bits of poop everywhere - I learnt to put the toilet lid down pretty quick after the first time I used one.
  • edited September 2010
    Vampyre wrote: »
    They have those things at Centerparcs in the UK - the water flushes really quick and flicks bits of poop everywhere - I learnt to put the toilet lid down pretty quick after the first time I used one.

    That's just one of the potential horrors you may experience when using these things. These kind of toilets are common in Germany and Austria too. I'm still not really sure what the actual purpose of the shelf is. :confused:
  • edited September 2010
    Dave_C wrote: »
    That's just one of the potential horrors you may experience when using these things. These kind of toilets are common in Germany and Austria too. I'm still not really sure what the actual purpose of the shelf is. :confused:

    So you can check for worms.
  • edited September 2010
    Errrrrgh! Rank! :o
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2010
    They call it the inspection ledge.
  • zx1zx1
    edited September 2010
    mile wrote: »
    i don't have the shits.

    just a massive turd in my toilet the size of a baby's arm (or a porn stars cock) that wont go away.

    i stabbed it with 5 or 6 ear buds, but they kinda acted as a sail for it.

    i managed to get it under the water line.

    question is, i can feel another building up, should i send it down too? or plop it at work and avoid a shitastrophy?

    I did one last year that must have been building up for years, it was the size of a tree trunk! It blocked the toilet. The only way i could get rid of it was to put my hand in the pipe and force the turd through! That was disgusting and i don't want to do that ever again ewww!!!!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited September 2010
    You lot need to eat better.
  • edited September 2010
    It's a shame this thread has happened after Mile's Mad Mission was released.
  • edited September 2010
    Zagreb wrote: »
    It's a shame this thread has happened after Mile's Mad Mission was released.

    ....and I "canned" the sequel, so it's not going to appear there either :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited September 2010
    This thread is top of the plops!
  • fogfog
    edited September 2010
    I thought this was about a person originally.. derr @ me

    maybe your outside drains are blocked etc ? as your flush power / pressure is less.. just a thought.

    sisters place a hedgehog got into the drain.. every time they flushed.. the neighbours got a load of crap going in their house.

    you have a dual flush loo ?
  • edited September 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    Just blame the smell on the fact that you have just dumped in your pants;)

    ...again!

    Fixed that one for you Grey Key! :grin:
  • edited September 2010
    STeaM wrote: »
    Fixed that one for you Grey Key! :grin:

    Thanks ! :smile:
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited September 2010
    Dave_C wrote: »
    You should think yourself lucky that you don't have a toilet with a 'shelf', like they do over here. :-o

    german_shelf_toilet.jpg

    I quite like the idea. No couldshower surprises from below.
  • edited September 2010
    anyway, i got home and it had gone, it must have gone with the morning widdle.

    sorry i don't have an exciting story. :p
  • edited September 2010
    mile wrote: »
    anyway, i got home and it had gone, it must have gone with the morning widdle.

    sorry i don't have an exciting story. :p

    Perhaps the Log fairy took it, look to see if she left ?10 under your pillow:p
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • edited September 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    Perhaps the Log fairy took it, look to see if she left ?10 under your pillow:p

    ..Or perhaps it was abducted by aliens and taken back to Uranus

    (sorry)
  • edited September 2010
    Morkin wrote: »
    ..Or perhaps it was abducted by aliens and taken back to Uranus

    (sorry)

    Perhaps it'll end up in Mianus?! :-o

    (I'm sorry too...)
  • fogfog
    edited September 2010
    grey key wrote: »
    Perhaps the Log fairy took it, look to see if she left ?10 under your pillow:p

    yer it will be next to the horse's head I was promised

    Willy , I'd forgotten about dutch bogs (not been there since 95)... but the good bit was you got no splash back, and I'm pretty sure the dutch water pressure is better.
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