well the ear buds were meant to chop it in half, that why i had 6 of them in one hand, fanned out.
but as i put them in my fingers went into the toilet water so i abandond them.
the think about those bread sticks (grissini i think they are called) they have the length and the strength.
although i am not sure they will disolve quicky as they are quite solid.
Time to change this from being a problem into a piece of art, go with the breadstick oars and throw some mashed potatos down there as an island...stick a sprig of parsley in it for a tree and if you have a goldfish throw that in too to represent a whale.
If you had a floater and a sinker you could have recreated a WWII uboat scene...Das Poop.
You should think yourself lucky that you don't have a toilet with a 'shelf', like they do over here. :-o
They have those things at Centerparcs in the UK - the water flushes really quick and flicks bits of poop everywhere - I learnt to put the toilet lid down pretty quick after the first time I used one.
They have those things at Centerparcs in the UK - the water flushes really quick and flicks bits of poop everywhere - I learnt to put the toilet lid down pretty quick after the first time I used one.
That's just one of the potential horrors you may experience when using these things. These kind of toilets are common in Germany and Austria too. I'm still not really sure what the actual purpose of the shelf is. :confused:
That's just one of the potential horrors you may experience when using these things. These kind of toilets are common in Germany and Austria too. I'm still not really sure what the actual purpose of the shelf is. :confused:
just a massive turd in my toilet the size of a baby's arm (or a porn stars cock) that wont go away.
i stabbed it with 5 or 6 ear buds, but they kinda acted as a sail for it.
i managed to get it under the water line.
question is, i can feel another building up, should i send it down too? or plop it at work and avoid a shitastrophy?
I did one last year that must have been building up for years, it was the size of a tree trunk! It blocked the toilet. The only way i could get rid of it was to put my hand in the pipe and force the turd through! That was disgusting and i don't want to do that ever again ewww!!!!
Perhaps the Log fairy took it, look to see if she left ?10 under your pillow:p
yer it will be next to the horse's head I was promised
Willy , I'd forgotten about dutch bogs (not been there since 95)... but the good bit was you got no splash back, and I'm pretty sure the dutch water pressure is better.
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i would have taken a pic, as it was out of the water, but then i realised i wasn't that open about my toilet habbits. :-P
Time to change this from being a problem into a piece of art, go with the breadstick oars and throw some mashed potatos down there as an island...stick a sprig of parsley in it for a tree and if you have a goldfish throw that in too to represent a whale.
If you had a floater and a sinker you could have recreated a WWII uboat scene...Das Poop.
Chuck a bucket of water down there, do it quickly, so it's more powerful than the flush.
Do you own a fish slice? Or a Braun hand blender?... ;-)
Thats a mad design for a toilet! The last thing you want to do is give the damn stuff airtime!
Classic episode with Father Stone! :-)
Lighten up, FFS. :roll:
They have those things at Centerparcs in the UK - the water flushes really quick and flicks bits of poop everywhere - I learnt to put the toilet lid down pretty quick after the first time I used one.
That's just one of the potential horrors you may experience when using these things. These kind of toilets are common in Germany and Austria too. I'm still not really sure what the actual purpose of the shelf is. :confused:
So you can check for worms.
I did one last year that must have been building up for years, it was the size of a tree trunk! It blocked the toilet. The only way i could get rid of it was to put my hand in the pipe and force the turd through! That was disgusting and i don't want to do that ever again ewww!!!!
....and I "canned" the sequel, so it's not going to appear there either :D
maybe your outside drains are blocked etc ? as your flush power / pressure is less.. just a thought.
sisters place a hedgehog got into the drain.. every time they flushed.. the neighbours got a load of crap going in their house.
you have a dual flush loo ?
Fixed that one for you Grey Key! :grin:
Thanks ! :smile:
I quite like the idea. No couldshower surprises from below.
sorry i don't have an exciting story. :p
Perhaps the Log fairy took it, look to see if she left ?10 under your pillow:p
..Or perhaps it was abducted by aliens and taken back to Uranus
(sorry)
Perhaps it'll end up in Mianus?! :-o
(I'm sorry too...)
yer it will be next to the horse's head I was promised
Willy , I'd forgotten about dutch bogs (not been there since 95)... but the good bit was you got no splash back, and I'm pretty sure the dutch water pressure is better.