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Getting hit in the balls (guys only)

RobinRobin
edited October 2010 in Chit chat
Hi guys,

I have a really strange quesiton,

Everytime i get hit in the balls, its not the balls that hurt much, its the abdomen just above, so its the belt between the belly button and your crouch. Does anyone get HUGE pain their or is it just me?

Just got kicked their by my little brother, im gonna get the little F*cker with my soldering iron muhahaha!!! (what i will do is connect it to an extension lead and then chase him with it, its turned off but he thinks its on hahaha :P ) Wont acctually do that hahaha (mmmmm or maybe)

Thanks
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  • milemile
    edited October 2010
    Robin wrote: »

    Everytime i get hit in the balls

    wtf. :-D

    you need a lifestyle change. :)
  • RobinRobin
    edited October 2010
    what :D ?
    I get hit frequently, little brother, wood from trees, trees falling down, pulling posts out of the ground (that one was nasty), but i need some serious answers!
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited October 2010
    Yeah its a strange thread this.... you'd think you'd learn after the first time. Blokes only, on this site? stop wasting screen ink :D
  • grey keygrey key
    edited October 2010
    :-o:-o:-o:-o:-o
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • deadpan666deadpan666
    edited October 2010
    Getting hit in the balls does cause abdomen pain...so no need to worry....

    If you get smacked hard enough, you can be physically sick! As happened to me when I got hit in the 'nads with the end of a girl's pointed shoe when I was about 15......can't remember why she decided to kick me, but she was mortified afterwards as she thought she'd killed me...
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  • SkyCatSkyCat
    edited October 2010
    Robin wrote: »
    Hi guys,

    I have a really strange quesiton,

    Everytime i get hit in the balls, its not the balls that hurt much, its the abdomen just above, so its the belt between the belly button and your crouch. Does anyone get HUGE pain their or is it just me?

    Just got kicked their by my little brother, im gonna get the little F*cker with my soldering iron muhahaha!!! (what i will do is connect it to an extension lead and then chase him with it, its turned off but he thinks its on hahaha :P ) Wont acctually do that hahaha (mmmmm or maybe)

    Thanks

    And I thought I was wierd.... :???::lol:

    True story once, I got whacked in the nackers when playing football for my school team, hurt like f**k...carried on playing and lasted the whole game (it happened in to 1st 10 mins)...

    Didnt really feel no pain, till the next day when I woke up....I was in agony, didnt go to school..
    Went straight up to A+E....a nurse had a quick mess with em ;)...I didn't care, I was into pain!!!
    Found out I twisted my balls! hahaha
    Had an operation...The doc told me if I would have left it abit longer I would have done something to my scrotum lol...HAD ONE BALL!, or could never have kids

    All fine now!.....*looks at little man smashing the place up* :)
  • WinstonWinston
    edited October 2010
    Incidentally, the reason why we all wince when we see someone being hit in the balls on TV (or indeed, in real life) is because we possess 'mirror neurons', the part of the brain responsible for making us 'feel' what someone else may feel amongst other things. It's not just humans that posess 'mirror neurons', they have been observed in birds, other mammals etc.
  • VampyreVampyre
    edited October 2010
    My stepdad once worked with a bloke who was off work for a year after nearly losing his.

    Apparently he was walking across a beam, both feet slipped and he basically did the splits and landed straight on 'em with his full weight. Step dad reckons he has never seen anyone in so much pain. Apparently the bloke could barely walk for about 4 months, they went black and it was touch and go whether he'd have to have it amputated.
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  • RalfRalf
    edited October 2010
    I get hit frequently

    You really need to change your life :-o:razz:

    My last time, which I remember is being hit with a ball when I was a goalkeeper, about 15 years ago.

    I don't remember exactly my feelings, but I really don't want to remember them :smile:
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited October 2010
    Robin wrote: »
    what :D ?
    I get hit frequently, little brother, wood from trees, trees falling down, pulling posts out of the ground (that one was nasty), but i need some serious answers!

    A tree fell down and hit you in the nads? What are the chances? :grin:
  • grey keygrey key
    edited October 2010
    GreenCard wrote: »
    A tree fell down and hit you in the nads? What are the chances? :grin:

    He lives in an Earthquake zone, silly !

    I once got hit in the nads with a filing cabinet falling on them in an earthquake, or was it a dream ?;)
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited October 2010
    There are some women on the interwebs that will stand on them for you, think you have to pay though.
  • RobinRobin
    edited October 2010
    falling trees, whe you cut them down sometimes the branches can fly "up". I have been hit twice by this!!! Hurts like a bitch hahaha :D
  • psj3809psj3809
    edited October 2010
    ...and the winner, of most bizarre thread 2010 goes to...

    ...Robin ! Creating a thread about getting hit in the balls !

    There are some things, when when they happen you cant really tell anyone. Not your best mate, not friends, not people on an online forum. Sometimes something happens and you just keep stum !

    You might in the future meet a 30 stone woman, get drunk and spend the night with her . Things like that, you keep to yourself. You might one day not make it to the loo in time, again you keep that to yourself, might meet a ladyboy in Thailand and not realise, again quiet !! No internet forums, no 'dont laugh, but you'll never guess what i did last night...' stories ! Just quiet, peace, nadda !

    Whatever you do you dont create a thread about it on a forum ! in the future ask your best mate about 'the birds and the bees' dont create a thread !
  • grey keygrey key
    edited October 2010
    Robin wrote: »
    falling trees, whe you cut them down sometimes the branches can fly "up". I have been hit twice by this!!! Hurts like a bitch hahaha :D

    Anti-Gravity tree branches, yes I think I once saw this on Science programme, it appears that they " get wood " from these trees to make Boomerangs ;)
    Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2010
    This thread is making me feel woozy! :D

    Anyway my best mate kicked me in the nuts over a piece of KFC when I was about 10 or 11 years old, was alright but the pain in the abdomen lasted very faintly all day. When I was getting ready to go to bed I threw up, and again when I woke up. Not long after that the pain was gone, but I thought something really bad was happeneing.

    My best mate was guilty about it for ages afterwards, infact I might phone him up today or send him a text, saying "Remember when you nadded me over a bit of chicken, you bastard" :lol:

    I wasn't really that bothered once the pain went away, I got a couple of days off skool :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • Bermondsey BobBermondsey Bob
    edited October 2010
    I remember in nursay school, playing on a climbing frame that was shapped like a house. I was in the chimney part and I lost my footing and caught my knackers on every rung on the way down :lol: Even at that age, it brought a tear to my eye...not to mention a black pair of nuts for days after :(
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2010
    I've just been reminded about a story that makes me want to cry to this day, I know a guy who burst his scrote open when he was about 10 years old, he slipped off the back of his bike and got his bollocks caught between the back wheel and the brake. Strangely enough even though he popped his sack his nuts are OK.

    I know this cos' he's got at least 2 kids now, could have more though haven't seen him for about 10 years?
    Every night is curry night!
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited October 2010
    Robin wrote: »
    falling trees, whe you cut them down sometimes the branches can fly "up".

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  • itsallgooditsallgood
    edited October 2010
    Dave Fountain wrote: »
    Yeah its a strange thread this.... you'd think you'd learn after the first time. Blokes only, on this site? stop wasting screen ink :D

    What about Becky?

    Anyway lads - you all talk of pain when youget hit in them. Pain? PAH!!
    I had testicular cancer 11 years ago, now THAT is painful. The operation hurt like a bast. The nerves are just coming back to life now as the scar tissue heals (yep it takes all that time) and it is hurting like a BAST once again!
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited October 2010
    itsallgood wrote: »
    What about Becky?

    And Kaija. And Bethan. And Doodleatic. And probably more that I've forgotten to mention (sorry ladies). ;)
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited October 2010
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  • RobinRobin
    edited October 2010
    HAHAHHA
    box the dick!
  • zx1zx1
    edited October 2010
    What a strange thread.....
    There was a guy at school that punched me in the balls everytime he met me, that bloody hurt. He stopped when i punched his face in after school one day. What a knob he was.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • ZoffyZoffy
    edited October 2010
    zx1 wrote: »
    What a strange thread.....
    There was a guy at school that punched me in the balls everytime he met me, that bloody hurt. He stopped when i punched his face in after school one day. What a knob he was.

    And they say violence never solves anything.

    Robin: so you cut down a tree & it lashed out at you, impairing your ability to procreate? Sounds like a Darwin Award nominee :D
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2010
    thx1138 wrote: »
    nyrkkeilya.gif

    Has that little perv got a hard-on, what a tiny penis if he has :lol:

    Dirty little git! :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited October 2010
    At least this thread makes more sense than the one about designing a computer...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2010
    karingal wrote: »
    At least this thread makes more sense than the one about designing a computer...

    Well it is about getting hit in the SPUDs...
    Every night is curry night!
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited October 2010
    I must insist on photographic proof that this site attracts women ;)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited October 2010
    Dave Fountain wrote: »
    I must insist on photographic proof that this site attracts women ;)

    I remember when toxitalk tried that one, wasn't met with a very friendly response :D
    Every night is curry night!
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