I remember when toxitalk tried that one, wasn't met with a very friendly response :D
Ha ha i remember him, wasnt he the one trying to start up various porn sites and trying to post the links to them here ?
Edit - Just had a look at his user account, fairplay to the lad, he said he was going in his final post back in 2007 and he kept to his word. Too often you have a 'i'm going, you lot smell, dont like you, bye forever....' and 3 weeks later theyre asking to come back
Great. Now my nuts hurt remembering the first time I got "nadded"...
Early Saturday morning when I was about 7 or 8......out on my bmx, I did a little bunny hop off a curb, my feet somehow left the pedals and the handlebars just gave completely under the weight of me coming down(clamp wasn't very tight at all...) and I landed square on my nuts in a sitting up kinda position on the aforementioned clamp, rolled along a few feet and then just fell sideways. I lay on the ground wimpering for about 10 minutes. *shudder* - and yes the pain was mainly abdominal and I thought I was going to be sick for a good 30 - 40 minutes afterwards. In fact I actually thought I was going to die since the older kids used to say you would die if you got hit there hard enough.......
"I should use simulator loosely 'cos I don't think it's quite like this on the beach with helicopters and fires and the jumping beach buggy" - paulisthebest3uk 2020.
Oh yeah - before I remembered that - I was going to say - don't all you people with young kids get hit in the nads regularly? Any kind of "horseplay" and they seem to stand on them or jump and land knees first on them at every opportunity they get.
"I should use simulator loosely 'cos I don't think it's quite like this on the beach with helicopters and fires and the jumping beach buggy" - paulisthebest3uk 2020.
Oh yeah - before I remembered that - I was going to say - don't all you people with young kids get hit in the nads regularly? Any kind of "horseplay" and they seem to stand on them or jump and land knees first on them at every opportunity they get.
I get nadded frequently by all the kids me and the wife look after infact I've been mildly nadded once today already. My wifes little cousin she's 4 years old decided she wanted to sit on my lap while I was playing Playstation, thing is I was sitting on one of those gamer chairs on the floor and she basically jumped onto my bollocks.
Hurt like a mother****er!
Can't hold it against a little un' though, my wife has told them time and time not to strike Boozy's family jewels, but like I say little un's just don't understand, or forget :lol:
By the time me an missus Boozy decide to have kids of our own everybody elses kids may have damaged the baby batteries beyond repair :lol:
I remember local case of person losing their testicle after getting kicked in the nuts with steeltoe cap boot,and we cant forget the classic jackass moment with the iron cup :lol:
First, I've noticed a direct correlation with the amount of time it takes for the pain to rise into your gut, and the amount of pain you recieve. The longer it takes, the sorer it is. I slight tap, and Ooyah! That hurt! A big hefty toe-poke...no, I'm alright, yeah it doesn't hurt...oh wait, it STILL isn't hurting...Oh Christ this is going to ****ing kill me...yup, there it iiisssoooooooooo *curls up in pain*
Second, a friend of mine has this theory that being hit in the nuts is the male equivelant of period pain, with the couple-of-day's-to-a-week's-worth of pain condensed (but not reduced) into a minute or so; his evidence involved the pain in the ovaries being in roughly the same area as where our nut-pain rises up to, and ovaries being "female internal testicles" (his words). This was an arguement he had with a feminist that joined our group one night. I was surprised his theory wasn't tested on him...
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Ha ha i remember him, wasnt he the one trying to start up various porn sites and trying to post the links to them here ?
Edit - Just had a look at his user account, fairplay to the lad, he said he was going in his final post back in 2007 and he kept to his word. Too often you have a 'i'm going, you lot smell, dont like you, bye forever....' and 3 weeks later theyre asking to come back
Gotta love Bill Hicks!
I posted this in another thread as well, but it seems more appropriate here
lol!!!
Early Saturday morning when I was about 7 or 8......out on my bmx, I did a little bunny hop off a curb, my feet somehow left the pedals and the handlebars just gave completely under the weight of me coming down(clamp wasn't very tight at all...) and I landed square on my nuts in a sitting up kinda position on the aforementioned clamp, rolled along a few feet and then just fell sideways. I lay on the ground wimpering for about 10 minutes. *shudder* - and yes the pain was mainly abdominal and I thought I was going to be sick for a good 30 - 40 minutes afterwards. In fact I actually thought I was going to die since the older kids used to say you would die if you got hit there hard enough.......
I get nadded frequently by all the kids me and the wife look after infact I've been mildly nadded once today already. My wifes little cousin she's 4 years old decided she wanted to sit on my lap while I was playing Playstation, thing is I was sitting on one of those gamer chairs on the floor and she basically jumped onto my bollocks.
Hurt like a mother****er!
Can't hold it against a little un' though, my wife has told them time and time not to strike Boozy's family jewels, but like I say little un's just don't understand, or forget :lol:
By the time me an missus Boozy decide to have kids of our own everybody elses kids may have damaged the baby batteries beyond repair :lol:
You'se are all f'kin nutters!!
No man should ever have to experience a whack in the plums...and talking about it is not therapeutic in the slightest...
...I'll not be part of this depravity.
You already are, right now there's a Sirian Midget coming round your ken with the sole intention of f'kin nuttin' you in the plums for cash.
The incident will also be filmed!
Many women choose to have a second child having given birth to one.
No man wants to be hit in the balls a second time !!
Pfft, neither of those are anywhere near as bad as man flu.
Oh, I stole it off someone else, not you. :p
First, I've noticed a direct correlation with the amount of time it takes for the pain to rise into your gut, and the amount of pain you recieve. The longer it takes, the sorer it is. I slight tap, and Ooyah! That hurt! A big hefty toe-poke...no, I'm alright, yeah it doesn't hurt...oh wait, it STILL isn't hurting...Oh Christ this is going to ****ing kill me...yup, there it iiisssoooooooooo *curls up in pain*
Second, a friend of mine has this theory that being hit in the nuts is the male equivelant of period pain, with the couple-of-day's-to-a-week's-worth of pain condensed (but not reduced) into a minute or so; his evidence involved the pain in the ovaries being in roughly the same area as where our nut-pain rises up to, and ovaries being "female internal testicles" (his words). This was an arguement he had with a feminist that joined our group one night. I was surprised his theory wasn't tested on him...
I wasn't talking about the gif, I was talking about my "Large Hardon Collider" screengrab from the torygraph.
So this thread is about getting a hardon now ? :-? :-o