So I think the yearly custom for Green Jesus day should be to colour in or draw a picture of Jesus in Green then after beat the crap out of each other. After which we can have a few bevys.
We could comemorate the day with a T-Shirt sale and make a few quid.
Maybe even sell a few nik nacks.
I think we should start a Green Jesus website and shop!!
Who's gonna write the official Spectrum game tie in?
Well out of all of us, Scottie and Boozey seem to be the most likely to go to hell so far (Scottie appears to have given green Jesus a miniskirt in his pic and Boozey has given him lipstick) so I nominate them for a joint effort, maybe with Crisis's pic as the basis of a loading screen as it's already been converted...
Well out of all of us, Scottie and Boozey seem to be the most likely to go to hell so far (Scottie appears to have given green Jesus a miniskirt in his pic and Boozey has given him lipstick) so I nominate them for a joint effort, maybe with Crisis's pic as the basis of a loading screen as it's already been converted...
Well out of all of us, Scottie and Boozey seem to be the most likely to go to hell so far (Scottie appears to have given green Jesus a miniskirt in his pic and Boozey has given him lipstick) so I nominate them for a joint effort, maybe with Crisis's pic as the basis of a loading screen as it's already been converted...
(creeps slowly away)
Hang on I didn't give the template lippy, but I do recall colouring the lips in red on the original Green Jesus from when I was kid, maybe the red is what sparked old Berky off on her violent tangent afterall?
Anyway hell doesn't exist it was invented along with the devil to scare people into behaving themselves (at the time no doubt if you didn't behave it got you crucified, or burned, or hung, drawn, and quartered, or drowned or a combo of all of them if you'd been really bad, and the priest who sentenced you was extra malicious, not uncommon back then apparently). It's also apparent after all these years that as the "church" loses it's grip on everybody that those ridiculous stories no longer hold any clout.
Earth is mess anyway, to quote Bret Gueritz (A guy from a band I don't even like) "How could hell be worse?".
Well out of all of us, Scottie and Boozey seem to be the most likely to go to hell so far (Scottie appears to have given green Jesus a miniskirt in his pic and Boozey has given him lipstick) so I nominate them for a joint effort, maybe with Crisis's pic as the basis of a loading screen as it's already been converted...
(creeps slowly away)
It was me what gave him red lips...and it wasn't lipstick, it's just the colour of his lips....Even Green Jesus can't be completely green! That would just be mad.....
It was me what gave him red lips...and it wasn't lipstick, it's just the colour of his lips....Even Green Jesus can't be completely green! That would just be mad.....
Sorry - my mistake, and a very nice job on the variety of greens you have given Mr G.J. too...
Well by my clock it's no longer G.J.D. so I guess the activities will have to wait until next time. If anyone has a go at creating a game in honour of this occasion, in my mind it should involve a small boy, an elderly nun and some sort of violence but that's about all I've thought about so far...
Actually... when you think of it... the idea of a Green Jesus is VERY fitting, from a Theological point of view... its a wonderful cross over point between Christianity and paganism... The Green Man in Pagan thought is a symbolic representation of nature deity and a symbol of ReBirth... strangely enough, in this day and age, Christian ideas about Christ actually have quite a lot more in common and overlapping concepts with a pagan green man than one would think... Green is also associated with the evergreen trees, that were symbolic around this time of year for pagans, and the evergreen is itself a potential symbol of immortality, in the face of the wasting death of winter...
A green Jesus figure.... Hmmmm... methinks you chose that colour VERY well... ;)
That'd be so typical of the Christians if they were to nick our Green Man too and say they're the same geezer. Bastards. And it's all your fault, Boozie! Take this... (*slap, thump, kick*) ;)
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Tch! You're as bad as Ms. Berkitt.......
here is the most awsome picture of a green jesus that I found on a quick google search:
http://www.cardboardspaceshiptoys.com/shop/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=3&products_id=26
We could comemorate the day with a T-Shirt sale and make a few quid.
Maybe even sell a few nik nacks.
I think we should start a Green Jesus website and shop!!
with zebra boy (disciple)
FAIL! - He's not green!
You forgot the Official tune....
And we could have the fight here....
http://www.urban75.org/photos/cambridge/cam50.html
Who's gonna write the official Spectrum game tie in?
Well out of all of us, Scottie and Boozey seem to be the most likely to go to hell so far (Scottie appears to have given green Jesus a miniskirt in his pic and Boozey has given him lipstick) so I nominate them for a joint effort, maybe with Crisis's pic as the basis of a loading screen as it's already been converted...
(creeps slowly away)
Mini Skirt?? They're shorts. :)
Hang on I didn't give the template lippy, but I do recall colouring the lips in red on the original Green Jesus from when I was kid, maybe the red is what sparked old Berky off on her violent tangent afterall?
Anyway hell doesn't exist it was invented along with the devil to scare people into behaving themselves (at the time no doubt if you didn't behave it got you crucified, or burned, or hung, drawn, and quartered, or drowned or a combo of all of them if you'd been really bad, and the priest who sentenced you was extra malicious, not uncommon back then apparently). It's also apparent after all these years that as the "church" loses it's grip on everybody that those ridiculous stories no longer hold any clout.
Earth is mess anyway, to quote Bret Gueritz (A guy from a band I don't even like) "How could hell be worse?".
It was me what gave him red lips...and it wasn't lipstick, it's just the colour of his lips....Even Green Jesus can't be completely green! That would just be mad.....
Hmm, now he looks a bit like I'd imagine Matthew Smith would look if I met him in the street...
Sorry - my mistake, and a very nice job on the variety of greens you have given Mr G.J. too...
Well by my clock it's no longer G.J.D. so I guess the activities will have to wait until next time. If anyone has a go at creating a game in honour of this occasion, in my mind it should involve a small boy, an elderly nun and some sort of violence but that's about all I've thought about so far...
A green Jesus figure.... Hmmmm... methinks you chose that colour VERY well... ;)