Websites / Products so bad they must be a joke.
I came across this awful website today called BabyCage. They sell confinement cages for babies, children and teens. The notion is so atrocious that it must be a joke, surely.
http://www.babycage.net/babycage.php
http://www.babycage.net/babycage.php
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Empty the garage out... wall-wall babies... minted!!
Lol have you previewed his tunes on itunes. Is he serious, or doing Borrat style humour..
http://itunes.apple.com/artist/ill-mitch/id192563643
"Now we never have to babysit our daughter's child!"
haha .. yer not like it's ya gran kid on anything.
I emailed em , see if we can get one adult version for Mile .. chuck him in it when he has a potty mouth .hehe (joking he's tame compared to mongy lard)
speaking of websites / products .. I'm royally "annoyed" with Native Instruments . they had a sale on.. finished it CET and not GMT... as I was buying 50% off vanished..11pm here is 12 in germany.. so told em shove it for full price.
thx, "After rap I am most happy" .. sure they missed a silent "C" in front of rap in that.. ;)
...laugh-a-minute.
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They linked to infoseek?
http://www.ding.net/bonsaikitten/
Pretty sick though.
http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com/
www.davidhasselhoff.com
Can you guess this film?
FINDINGS / SCORING:
NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below are likely.
Wanton Violence/Crime (W):
police brutality
adult hate talk to a child
brutality of a toddler (thrown out a window repeatedly)
igniting anal wind then being incinerated
a child on fire being beaten with a stick; the beater then being concerned about the stick catching fire
blood splatter and dripping organs numerous times
death
exploded chest of a child
child beating with a wooden chair
slap in the face
electric shock to control a child
death camp horrors
lust for war
wall poster of character on fire
warfare blood and body parts
theft of private property
Impudence/Hate (I):
131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children
119 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary by children
text of three/four letter word vocabulary and the most foul of the foul words
vulgar euphemisms
passing body gas in time to music and in other situations
vomiting
vulgar finger gesture
calling mother names and suggesting slapping her around
"You have to stand up to your mother"
racial, national, and ethnic insults and petty portrayal of them
a general theme of anarchy, rebellion, and autonomy
many lies
vulgar jokes
Sex/Homosexuality (S):
bare posterior
sexual insults, comments, innuendo and questions
"Suck my --" at least twice
description of a homosexual act with sounds
adult males in bikinis
male chorus line in pink bikini briefs
repeated multiple nudity of female angels
vulgar talk of menstruation
homosexual relationship between Satan and Saddam Hussein
sexual encouragement by school employee
at least six references to a female reproductive organ by a child
Satan and Hussein in bed together speaking of homosexual acts with sounds effects
website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars
long sequences of homosexual suggestions
homosexual invitation with homosexual story in song
male member (drawing)
disembodied erect male member (photograph quality)
long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show
"Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)" at least four times
suggestion of ejecting ping pong balls from a female private organ
a giant talking female private organ
Drugs/Alcohol (D):
smoking dope
Offense to God (O):
mockery of Jesus
accepting of Satan
equating Jesus with sexual anatomy
fiery demons from Hell
decaying and burned live bodies portrayed as the occupants of Hell
control by Satan
portrayal of Satan as a loving, caring and sensitive being
false prophesy
depiction of Hell as a "livable" place
expressions of hate and insult directly at God, including vulgar name-calling
"Would you like to go to Hell with me?" by Satan
"Come back and visit us anytime" to Satan
coercion to avoid going to church
Murder/Suicide (M):
suicide by jumping with blood splatter
murder by gunfire to the face
http://www.microsoft.com
Could be Bambi.
This is what they said about 101 Dalmations.
"COMMENT: The central theme was about a bad girl's desire to kill dogs to get their coats. Animals have been used to clothe humans for thousands of years. But what made objective analysis of this movie difficult was the dogs were well personified with human personality traits by the script writers and choreographers, thus giving the viewer the sense that to kill the dogs would be akin to killing human babies. While many people indeed seem to value their dogs more than humans, we cannot permit elevatation of the dog to human status. God clearly gave us dominion over the beasts of the earth. If we were to elevate the dog to human status, we would indeed be lowering the human to the dog level. Thus, I cannot justify derating the movie based on plotting to kill dogs."
Nice folk!
Oh no not another geeky microsoft rant !
I dont think Microsoft are worse than any other major company, i like them, i've done alright out of products they develop and others. Dont mind them at all.
wtf!!!
http://certifiedvirgin.com/
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