The guy upstairs has been gone for a couple of days (i heard he disappears on booze binges) so the house has been quiet sice then. Maybe he'll die by choking on his own vomit and i'll get some normal neighbours!:smile:
The guy upstairs has been gone for a couple of days (i heard he disappears on booze binges) so the house has been quiet sice then. Maybe he'll die by choking on his own vomit and i'll get some normal neighbours!:smile:
I think you've probably just been very unlucky.. I've lived in loads of rented flats/apartments and have never had any problems with neighbours but some friends have, and it only takes one experience to make someone's life a misery.
My ex-girlfriend went completely ape at our neighbours from the previous flat once, I didn't think they were being noisy at all, could barely hear them. Think she was just annoyed that it wasn't keeping me awake. She kept waking me up to complain about them.. Also they were quite reasonable, I told her just to go round, knock on the door and tell them that she was trying to sleep and they would definitely be quiet, but she just ended up shouting out of the window. :roll:
Are you going to leave him some form of "present" when you go zx1?
Should brick his front door up before you go, do it when he vanishes for a day or so, he's either going to come back to no front door, or he's going to wake up from his 2 day booze coma and not be able to get out of his flat :D
You should see our neighbours. They couldn't get any more anti-social if they tried..
They interbreed cats and keep them indoors but a few have come over to our house and we've had accusations of stealing them. We have five cats of our own - why would we want theirs?
During the youth of the daughter, she would play the tuba during ungodly hours of the night and throw temper tantrums.
They reported us to social services because our eldest daughter had broken legs due to her brittle bone condition. We told each and every person who lives in this block about her problems.
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They interbreed cats and keep them indoors but a few have come over to our house and we've had accusations of stealing them. We have five cats of our own - why would we want theirs?
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Owning five cats already indicates that you have an affinity towards cats, hence you might want to own more cats, in particular theirs :razz:
Excuse me but five cats are enough. We don't want their cats. We never encouraged them to come in. We returned them straight away.
Cats are fairly smart ... the neighbour's cats were probably well aware that you would treat them better than their owner did ... so that's probably why they prefer you :grin:
If or when i move, the night before i do, i'm going to have a vindaloo curry, pickled eggs, a pepperoni pizza and 10 cans of lager then go round and hit him on the head with a spade then crap in his mouth!:lol:
If or when i move, the night before i do, i'm going to have a vindaloo curry, pickled eggs, a pepperoni pizza and 10 cans of lager then go round and hit him on the head with a spade then crap in his mouth!:lol:
Or at least crap it out on his doorstep cover it with. Sprinkles, put a candle in it and light it. Then leave a note pinned to his door saying happy birthday you noisy cunt! :D
Or at least crap it out on his doorstep cover it with. Sprinkles, put a candle in it and light it. Then leave a note pinned to his door saying happy birthday you noisy cunt! :D
In a kind of "I've put up with enough of your shit, now have some of mine - with a candle on!" kind of way.
london neighbours .. sadly majority are selfish pricks , many more due to the houses being to sold doleites who think it's fine to party week nights till 3 am.. they got an asbo.. prolly wear it like a medal of honour.. not much fun when you have be up for 5am !!! 7 months that shit went on
the private houses are just as bad, our "neighbours" lit a fire outside, smoked out the back rooms. Also filled up a shared alleyway with their crap.. told them to check the deeds and get their crap out of the alley or I'd be chucking it into their garden. the last lot even tried to build a wall on their side of shared entrance ffs!!
country neighbours.. again 1 side "the door slammers" and up themselves..
other side , good as gold... but the **** around the corner things its a car lot and i reported him for blocking the drive with a lorry with 6 cars on!!! used to do it once a week.. then had the front to say "anything wrong".. said yer.. I can't get out of my drive you ****.
now I just give folks dirty looks and if that doesn't work.. sod em, I'm not so "nice".. it's amazing when you are pushed thru sleep deprivation what you think about doing tbh.
a friend I went to school with got so fed up with the flat below he kicked in their door... and he's like a super placid person.
it's a bit like that film falling down.. but for real
Yep, publicly ignore them, worked a treat on our noisey neighbour. Am just about to issue a compalint with the noise logs to the council in both names.
I wouldn't say they are "neighbours from hell" but sleep depravation is not good and does funny things to people.
Our neighbours - we complained to the council about their noise. THey put in one of their sound recorders - picked up nothing yet my computer, on the other side of the house picked it up. Their back garden looks like the Amazon. They actually have a sign on their window saying: "DO NOT LEAVE PARCELS AT XXX (our door number)". Bloody cheek - what do they think we're goign to do to their parcels?
their window saying: "DO NOT LEAVE PARCELS AT XXX (our door number)". Bloody cheek - what do they think we're goign to do to their parcels?
we can suggest loads :D . someone did that the other day, on the radio.they left a neighbours parcel on the oven hob, their kid thought it would be fun to turn the electric on under it . destroying what was inside.
a neighbour has a sign further down the road.. "my neighbours are tormenting me blah blah blah".. it makes them out to look the mental case, so i'd not worry.
On our other side, we had a nice elderly couple.. They treated us like one of the family (which is better than their real son and family) and treated my girls like the grandchildren they wish they'd had. Sadly, the woman died five years ago and the man deteriorated, but his son just didn't care so us along another neighbour (the local gossip and her trollop son) took it upon ourselves to help him. We also contacted social services to get them to help him and as soon as his son found out, he packed his old man off to a home. He also accused my eldest daughter of stealing his dad's money (which was a big lie) when in reality, it was another person. He quickly shut up when I threatened to sue for slander.
just had some bother with neighbors, the whole house was vibrating, i gave them to midnight, then went outside, turns out it wasn't the neighbors it was the house next to them.
i gave them a wrap on the window. and wen back inside, its went off pretty sharpish.
if i hear it again tonight i am calling the police.
great thing is though, that will think its the neighbors not a house a few doors away. :-P
well they started again, the police said they wouldn't do anything, called the council left a message, if they dont get back by 1 i will have to sort it out myself.
gah - as soon as the council guys arrived they switched the music off. im gonna go to bed now, if it start again, im gonna batter the cunts.
I've decided to move, my lease expires in March, ive seen a flat that i'll check out this week. It's a bit more expensive and further from the rail station but at least it's away from the dickhead upstairs. I think i'll just take it regardless.
I can't take anymore of the noise upstairs, it's getting out of hand sometimes, it's affecting my nerves.
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I think you've probably just been very unlucky.. I've lived in loads of rented flats/apartments and have never had any problems with neighbours but some friends have, and it only takes one experience to make someone's life a misery.
My ex-girlfriend went completely ape at our neighbours from the previous flat once, I didn't think they were being noisy at all, could barely hear them. Think she was just annoyed that it wasn't keeping me awake. She kept waking me up to complain about them.. Also they were quite reasonable, I told her just to go round, knock on the door and tell them that she was trying to sleep and they would definitely be quiet, but she just ended up shouting out of the window. :roll:
Seriously though,surely theres a law to complain to the council who mark it on noise pollution law?
Speaking of loud neighbours,we cant forget the asbo sex woman!
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1226578/Couples-hour-unnaturally-noisy-sex-sessions-neighbours-lives-hell-Caroline-Steve-Cartwright.html
Another log in the 'noise diary'.
Going to look at a flat tommorow, need to get away from this guy!
Should brick his front door up before you go, do it when he vanishes for a day or so, he's either going to come back to no front door, or he's going to wake up from his 2 day booze coma and not be able to get out of his flat :D
Use a binary-component adhesive ... aka epoxy glue. He'll need a pneumatic chisel to get that stuff off.
They interbreed cats and keep them indoors but a few have come over to our house and we've had accusations of stealing them. We have five cats of our own - why would we want theirs?
During the youth of the daughter, she would play the tuba during ungodly hours of the night and throw temper tantrums.
They reported us to social services because our eldest daughter had broken legs due to her brittle bone condition. We told each and every person who lives in this block about her problems.
Owning five cats already indicates that you have an affinity towards cats, hence you might want to own more cats, in particular theirs :razz:
Cats are fairly smart ... the neighbour's cats were probably well aware that you would treat them better than their owner did ... so that's probably why they prefer you :grin:
Glue all the way, they can get you on DNA with the chewer :D
Or at least crap it out on his doorstep cover it with. Sprinkles, put a candle in it and light it. Then leave a note pinned to his door saying happy birthday you noisy cunt! :D
In a kind of "I've put up with enough of your shit, now have some of mine - with a candle on!" kind of way.
Beautiful! :lol:
the private houses are just as bad, our "neighbours" lit a fire outside, smoked out the back rooms. Also filled up a shared alleyway with their crap.. told them to check the deeds and get their crap out of the alley or I'd be chucking it into their garden. the last lot even tried to build a wall on their side of shared entrance ffs!!
country neighbours.. again 1 side "the door slammers" and up themselves..
other side , good as gold... but the **** around the corner things its a car lot and i reported him for blocking the drive with a lorry with 6 cars on!!! used to do it once a week.. then had the front to say "anything wrong".. said yer.. I can't get out of my drive you ****.
now I just give folks dirty looks and if that doesn't work.. sod em, I'm not so "nice".. it's amazing when you are pushed thru sleep deprivation what you think about doing tbh.
a friend I went to school with got so fed up with the flat below he kicked in their door... and he's like a super placid person.
it's a bit like that film falling down.. but for real
I wouldn't say they are "neighbours from hell" but sleep depravation is not good and does funny things to people.
we can suggest loads :D . someone did that the other day, on the radio.they left a neighbours parcel on the oven hob, their kid thought it would be fun to turn the electric on under it . destroying what was inside.
a neighbour has a sign further down the road.. "my neighbours are tormenting me blah blah blah".. it makes them out to look the mental case, so i'd not worry.
On our other side, we had a nice elderly couple.. They treated us like one of the family (which is better than their real son and family) and treated my girls like the grandchildren they wish they'd had. Sadly, the woman died five years ago and the man deteriorated, but his son just didn't care so us along another neighbour (the local gossip and her trollop son) took it upon ourselves to help him. We also contacted social services to get them to help him and as soon as his son found out, he packed his old man off to a home. He also accused my eldest daughter of stealing his dad's money (which was a big lie) when in reality, it was another person. He quickly shut up when I threatened to sue for slander.
i gave them a wrap on the window. and wen back inside, its went off pretty sharpish.
if i hear it again tonight i am calling the police.
great thing is though, that will think its the neighbors not a house a few doors away. :-P
well they started again, the police said they wouldn't do anything, called the council left a message, if they dont get back by 1 i will have to sort it out myself.
gah - as soon as the council guys arrived they switched the music off. im gonna go to bed now, if it start again, im gonna batter the cunts.
I can't take anymore of the noise upstairs, it's getting out of hand sometimes, it's affecting my nerves.