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Are you prepared for a zombie apocalypse?

FrankTFrankT
edited May 2011 in Chit chat
I kid you not!

Straight from the Centers for Disease Control website.

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http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

Propaganda gone mad! :lol:

I'd feel safer with a stash of guns and a flamethrower instead of 'papers' and 'medication'.
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited May 2011
    Yup heard something about this on the news this morning, it was Fux News though so it was on in the other room, and I wasn't really paying attention.

    Soon as I heard zombie infestation I thought they were taking the piss :D
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  • FrankTFrankT
    edited May 2011
    It made me laugh anyway. Not surprised about Fux advertising it.

    This alternative video news channel makes me laugh sometimes too. Its adults only (bad language).

    http://fknnewz.com/
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited May 2011
    damn
    id rather use a flamethrower or shotgun than a bucket of water :(
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited May 2011
    mel the bell wrote: »
    damn
    id rather use a flamethrower or shotgun than a bucket of water :(

    If it was a witch invasion the bucket of water would be your best bet.........I'm melting....meeelllltiinnggggg!!!!!!
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  • JuanF. RamirezJuanF. Ramirez
    edited May 2011
    Something they forgot to mention in this useful web is that you must shoot zombies straight to the head. Otherwise they will carry on chasing you.
  • The Lone MagpieThe Lone Magpie
    edited May 2011
    I already have a emergency kit that sits at my front door, and I carry a wee combat survival tin around in my bag at all times. I also know the locations of several old ROC posts around my town that I could break into, and for the past year I have been working on a map of Glasgow showing places of "interest" for when the inevitable zompocalypse hits (petrol stations, weapons, supplies, places to avoid, etc). Be prepared!
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  • The StargliderThe Starglider
    edited May 2011
    I've had a plan in place also for a while. I live fairly close to an army barracks, so I would firstly get kitted out in my combat gear here at the flat. Make a move with my sword in hand to the army barracks (which will probably be either defended or overrun), get weapons, supplies and a truck with extra fuel and then make a move for higher ground, somewhere with large open spaces so the zombies can't be hidden, but not too far from the town, so I can get supplies if needed.

    One thing I won't do is go back for anyone who was with me but has fallen behind, nor would I hesitate in killing any loved ones should they be bitten. I'd be very much in it for myself!
  • jdanddietjdanddiet
    edited May 2011
    Just remember everyone if it does happen - you are not allowed to say the word "zombie" under any circumstances :smile:
  • milemile
    edited May 2011
    I'd just keep the door locked, unless the zombies are running around with battering rams im sure i will be ok. :razz:

    this is pretty funny.

    http://www.cracked.com/article_18683_7-scientific-reasons-zombie-outbreak-would-fail-quickly.html
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