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  • edited June 2011
    i found these things that are done by walmart

    http://www.walmart.com/ip/Stella-D-39-oro-Original-Cookies-Breakfast-Treats-6pk/15724056

    http://www.walmart.com/ip/Johnsonville-Sausage-Vermont-Maple-Syrup-Breakfast-Sausage-12-oz/10316056

    they seem to like putting breakfast in front of things.

    but seriously, breakfast cookies, and syrup sausages. no wonder americans are so ****ing fat. :p
  • edited June 2011
    mile wrote: »
    but seriously, breakfast cookies, and syrup sausages. no wonder americans are so ****ing fat. :p

    Presumably the syrup isn't actually in the sausages?!

    When I was on my hols in America I had one of those sorts of breakfast with the pancakes & syrup, couldn't get used to sweet stuff and meat on the plate together. It's like putting Coco Pops in your fry-up.
  • edited June 2011
    mile wrote: »
    but seriously, breakfast cookies, and syrup sausages. no wonder americans are so ****ing fat. :p

    But the serving suggestion doesn't look too bad... a couple of sausages, couple of pancakes, couple of berries (?), and a couple of slices of orange. Now compare that to a full English, builder's cafe styley: sausages, chips, beans, eggs, black pudding, bacon. :p
  • edited June 2011
    It would be fairer to compare it with the picture on a pack of british bangers, which probably shows two of them on a plate with some mash and peas. Whether the purchaser actually eats them like that is another matter. The fact that that Walmart pack contains 14 sausages to be eaten within 3 days may suggest otherwise...
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  • edited June 2011
    Morkin wrote: »
    Presumably the syrup isn't actually in the sausages?!

    Yup, maple syrup, and they're effin' horrible!!! :o

    Infact the sausages here are just crap period! Full of herbs and pepper and frig knows what else? Always give me really bad indigestion if I can manage to choke the filthy crap down anyway.

    Of course Missus Boozy thinks British squasages are tastless and bland...pffffft! Gimme tastless and bland anyday over overseasoned lard sodden turd sticks :evil:

    So basically yes yank squasages awful! Those maple syrup ones they wrap em up with pancakes ergh! Sometimes they even wrap em' in a pancake put em' on a stick and deepfry them like a corndog.

    So yup no wonder Americans are all fat feckers :D

    Oh and as for the beer tank, that'll not last me a whole day, and for the old lady.....aye why not? I've shagged worse :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited June 2011
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  • edited June 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »

    hmmmm looked a bit set up, but funny :p
  • edited June 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »

    London science museum doesn't seem the perfect place for this kind of events... :lol:
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  • edited June 2011
    I don't get the joke, but I presume most of you do, so here it is: :smile:

    SEAN CONNERY'S KEYBOARD:

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  • edited June 2011
    I don't get the joke, but I presume most of you do, so here it is: :smile:

    SEAN CONNERY'S KEYBOARD:

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    yeah its quite funny. ;)
  • edited June 2011
    This clip is from a Dutch talk show in which the theme was '"Surgeries Gone Wrong", one interviewees inadvertently had his testicals removed which has a side effect that the host could not stop laughing about.
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  • edited June 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    This clip is from a Dutch talk show in which the theme was '"Surgeries Gone Wrong", one interviewees inadvertently had his testicals removed which has a side effect that the host could not stop laughing about.

    He didn't have his testicles removed his vocal chords were damaged, that's a hoax write up and the subtitles are wrong.

    I've posted the real version up before somewhere, probably in the youtube thread.

    I imagine the testicles thing was added for a cheap laugh? Or to make the vid seem funnier?
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited June 2011
    Yes it was a hoax sadly,this wasnt though :lol::lol:
  • edited June 2011
    He resigned, and good.


    Also the ensuing squabble over her name pronunciation and spelling on her Wikipedia page is almost as funny, but very discrediting for Wikipedia, it seems people seem hell bent on her name being spelled and pronounced as dick {s}{h}{i}{i}{t}.
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  • edited July 2011
    Worst Family Fortunes Episode in History, known infamously as the 'Irishman and the Turkey Fiasco'.

    Its split into three videos, part1 is pretty normal, but from part 2 onwards is where it begins to go off the rails.

    It really shows that Max was not a great host, and his dry, unexciting, stumbling performance, and inability to do funny adlibs shows why the rested him (even though he allegedly said he'd finance the show to keep it running) and a year later brought in Les Dennis.

    I also love how the primitive screen struggles with scrolling and all the can manage is a botched MAX. In the Earlier Bob Munkhouse episodes, they have not even worked out how to scroll the big text, so do something very much akin to a childs second ever program in spectrum basic. In any case Bob was a much better host than Max.

    Part1

    Part2


    Part3
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  • edited July 2011
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    Daren wrote: »
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    reminds me of 'total recall' :p
  • edited July 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »

    Bet it smelled of salami.
  • edited July 2011
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  • edited July 2011
    I am sure that you must have seen this before, but it still brings a smile to my face..


    This is also funny (particularly the Pearl Jam section)
  • edited July 2011
    And whilst I have your attention... These are simply genius

    They call me the Hiphopopotamus
    Flows that glow like phosphorous
    Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
    Rockin' this metropolis
    I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
    Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?


    ...pop and apple in his ass, yeah...


    I think I need a 1983 Casio DJ 20 electric guitar...
  • edited July 2011
    Meurglys68 wrote: »
    This is also funny (particularly the Pearl Jam section)

    I'm so glad you posted this up, I've been wanting to show my mate at work it for bloody ages, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Plus I'm searching youtube on a touchscreen phone at work so if you balls up a search it takes bloody ages to get anywhere. I've tried looking for all sorts of things like rock nursery rhymes to Old McDonald by Pearl Jam.

    So thank's I can show my work pal it now, as he actually likes most of the bands it takes the piss out of :D
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  • edited July 2011
    Meurglys68 wrote: »
    This is also funny (particularly the Pearl Jam section)
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    Can't believe I haven't seen that before!
    Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
    I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
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