but seriously, breakfast cookies, and syrup sausages. no wonder americans are so ****ing fat. :p
Presumably the syrup isn't actually in the sausages?!
When I was on my hols in America I had one of those sorts of breakfast with the pancakes & syrup, couldn't get used to sweet stuff and meat on the plate together. It's like putting Coco Pops in your fry-up.
but seriously, breakfast cookies, and syrup sausages. no wonder americans are so ****ing fat. :p
But the serving suggestion doesn't look too bad... a couple of sausages, couple of pancakes, couple of berries (?), and a couple of slices of orange. Now compare that to a full English, builder's cafe styley: sausages, chips, beans, eggs, black pudding, bacon. :p
It would be fairer to compare it with the picture on a pack of british bangers, which probably shows two of them on a plate with some mash and peas. Whether the purchaser actually eats them like that is another matter. The fact that that Walmart pack contains 14 sausages to be eaten within 3 days may suggest otherwise...
Presumably the syrup isn't actually in the sausages?!
Yup, maple syrup, and they're effin' horrible!!! :o
Infact the sausages here are just crap period! Full of herbs and pepper and frig knows what else? Always give me really bad indigestion if I can manage to choke the filthy crap down anyway.
Of course Missus Boozy thinks British squasages are tastless and bland...pffffft! Gimme tastless and bland anyday over overseasoned lard sodden turd sticks :evil:
So basically yes yank squasages awful! Those maple syrup ones they wrap em up with pancakes ergh! Sometimes they even wrap em' in a pancake put em' on a stick and deepfry them like a corndog.
So yup no wonder Americans are all fat feckers :D
Oh and as for the beer tank, that'll not last me a whole day, and for the old lady.....aye why not? I've shagged worse :lol:
This clip is from a Dutch talk show in which the theme was '"Surgeries Gone Wrong", one interviewees inadvertently had his testicals removed which has a side effect that the host could not stop laughing about.
This clip is from a Dutch talk show in which the theme was '"Surgeries Gone Wrong", one interviewees inadvertently had his testicals removed which has a side effect that the host could not stop laughing about.
He didn't have his testicles removed his vocal chords were damaged, that's a hoax write up and the subtitles are wrong.
I've posted the real version up before somewhere, probably in the youtube thread.
I imagine the testicles thing was added for a cheap laugh? Or to make the vid seem funnier?
Also the ensuing squabble over her name pronunciation and spelling on her Wikipedia page is almost as funny, but very discrediting for Wikipedia, it seems people seem hell bent on her name being spelled and pronounced as dick {s}{h}{i}{i}{t}.
Worst Family Fortunes Episode in History, known infamously as the 'Irishman and the Turkey Fiasco'.
Its split into three videos, part1 is pretty normal, but from part 2 onwards is where it begins to go off the rails.
It really shows that Max was not a great host, and his dry, unexciting, stumbling performance, and inability to do funny adlibs shows why the rested him (even though he allegedly said he'd finance the show to keep it running) and a year later brought in Les Dennis.
I also love how the primitive screen struggles with scrolling and all the can manage is a botched MAX. In the Earlier Bob Munkhouse episodes, they have not even worked out how to scroll the big text, so do something very much akin to a childs second ever program in spectrum basic. In any case Bob was a much better host than Max.
And whilst I have your attention... These are simply genius
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
...pop and apple in his ass, yeah...
I think I need a 1983 Casio DJ 20 electric guitar...
This is also funny (particularly the Pearl Jam section)
I'm so glad you posted this up, I've been wanting to show my mate at work it for bloody ages, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Plus I'm searching youtube on a touchscreen phone at work so if you balls up a search it takes bloody ages to get anywhere. I've tried looking for all sorts of things like rock nursery rhymes to Old McDonald by Pearl Jam.
So thank's I can show my work pal it now, as he actually likes most of the bands it takes the piss out of :D
This is also funny (particularly the Pearl Jam section)
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Can't believe I haven't seen that before!
Oh, no. Every time you turn up something monumental and terrible happens.
I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
--Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)
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http://www.walmart.com/ip/Stella-D-39-oro-Original-Cookies-Breakfast-Treats-6pk/15724056
http://www.walmart.com/ip/Johnsonville-Sausage-Vermont-Maple-Syrup-Breakfast-Sausage-12-oz/10316056
they seem to like putting breakfast in front of things.
but seriously, breakfast cookies, and syrup sausages. no wonder americans are so ****ing fat. :p
Presumably the syrup isn't actually in the sausages?!
When I was on my hols in America I had one of those sorts of breakfast with the pancakes & syrup, couldn't get used to sweet stuff and meat on the plate together. It's like putting Coco Pops in your fry-up.
But the serving suggestion doesn't look too bad... a couple of sausages, couple of pancakes, couple of berries (?), and a couple of slices of orange. Now compare that to a full English, builder's cafe styley: sausages, chips, beans, eggs, black pudding, bacon. :p
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Yup, maple syrup, and they're effin' horrible!!! :o
Infact the sausages here are just crap period! Full of herbs and pepper and frig knows what else? Always give me really bad indigestion if I can manage to choke the filthy crap down anyway.
Of course Missus Boozy thinks British squasages are tastless and bland...pffffft! Gimme tastless and bland anyday over overseasoned lard sodden turd sticks :evil:
So basically yes yank squasages awful! Those maple syrup ones they wrap em up with pancakes ergh! Sometimes they even wrap em' in a pancake put em' on a stick and deepfry them like a corndog.
So yup no wonder Americans are all fat feckers :D
Oh and as for the beer tank, that'll not last me a whole day, and for the old lady.....aye why not? I've shagged worse :lol:
hmmmm looked a bit set up, but funny :p
London science museum doesn't seem the perfect place for this kind of events... :lol:
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yeah its quite funny. ;)
He didn't have his testicles removed his vocal chords were damaged, that's a hoax write up and the subtitles are wrong.
I've posted the real version up before somewhere, probably in the youtube thread.
I imagine the testicles thing was added for a cheap laugh? Or to make the vid seem funnier?
Also the ensuing squabble over her name pronunciation and spelling on her Wikipedia page is almost as funny, but very discrediting for Wikipedia, it seems people seem hell bent on her name being spelled and pronounced as dick {s}{h}{i}{i}{t}.
Its split into three videos, part1 is pretty normal, but from part 2 onwards is where it begins to go off the rails.
It really shows that Max was not a great host, and his dry, unexciting, stumbling performance, and inability to do funny adlibs shows why the rested him (even though he allegedly said he'd finance the show to keep it running) and a year later brought in Les Dennis.
I also love how the primitive screen struggles with scrolling and all the can manage is a botched MAX. In the Earlier Bob Munkhouse episodes, they have not even worked out how to scroll the big text, so do something very much akin to a childs second ever program in spectrum basic. In any case Bob was a much better host than Max.
Part1
Part2
Part3
reminds me of 'total recall' :p
Bet it smelled of salami.
This is also funny (particularly the Pearl Jam section)
They call me the Hiphopopotamus
Flows that glow like phosphorous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
...pop and apple in his ass, yeah...
I think I need a 1983 Casio DJ 20 electric guitar...
I'm so glad you posted this up, I've been wanting to show my mate at work it for bloody ages, but I couldn't remember what it was called. Plus I'm searching youtube on a touchscreen phone at work so if you balls up a search it takes bloody ages to get anywhere. I've tried looking for all sorts of things like rock nursery rhymes to Old McDonald by Pearl Jam.
So thank's I can show my work pal it now, as he actually likes most of the bands it takes the piss out of :D
Can't believe I haven't seen that before!
I don’t think I have the stomach for it.
--Raziel (Legend of Kain: Soul Reaver 2)
https://www.youtube.com/user/VincentTSFP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGhExssWyE0
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