You are facing the bar which is to the south. To the right of the bar is a brown door. To the south of the bar is an 80's style jukebox (remarkably intact), above which is a beer splattered sash window. Behind you are the gents toilets.
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
You examine the jukebox and discover that it costs 10p per play, and that the jukebox has 60's, 70's and 80's music in it.
Track Listing
A1: - House of the Rising Sun - Animals - Talking Bout You - :B1:
A2: - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen, I'm in Love with My Car -:B2
A3: - Gold - Spandau Ballet - Through the Baracades - : B3
A4: - The Power of Love - Frankie GTH, Two Tribes - :B4
A5: - Karma Chamelion - Culture Club - Time (Clock of the heart) - :B5
A6: - Temptation - Heven Seventeen - Lets all Make a Bomb -:B6
A7: - Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins - You lift me up - : B7
A8: - Light My Fire - The Doors - Riders of the Storm - :B8
A9: - Delilah - Tom Jones - Green Green Grass - :B9
A0: - Mr Blue Sky - E.L.O. - The Diary of Horace Wimp - :B0
C1:- Greased Lightning -Cast of Grease - Summer Loving -: D1
C2:- I Feel Love - Donna Summer -Last night a DJ Saved my Life -: D2
C3:- Shout - Tears for Fears - The Working Hour -: D3
C4:- There is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths - Girlfriend in a coma -: D4
C5:- Aye No Coridda - Quincy Jones - The Dude - D5
C6:- The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy - Instramental -:D6
C7:- Sometimes - Erasure - Oh L'Mour -: D7
C8:- Hey Hey 16k - M.J. Hibbet - Hey Hey 48k -: D9
C9:- Dont Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult - More Cow Bell Mix -: D9
C0:- Chips Glourious Chips - Mongy Lard and the Fryers -No body does it batter -: D0
Sorry you lost me at mongy lard. , but I did a quick search, which brought up a ref. to miles mad mission. Is there a thread I missed?
A former member called rubber keys got banned on a number of occasions for creating threads in which he would post pictures of big boned or stout gypsy-esque girls with obese knockers. These girls were collectively labelled mongy lard due to their unsavoury appearance.
A former member called rubber keys got banned on a number of occasions for creating threads in which he would post pictures of big boned or stout gypsy-esque girls with obese knockers. These girls were collectively labelled mongy lard due to their unsavoury appearance.
For the original Mongy Lard look up Rachel Aldana, she's a right f**king pig!
Rubberkeys would no doubt hurl some abuse at me for saying that if he was still about, but she is, simple as :D
He got quite outraged the first time I called her Mongy Lard, and every time thereafter if I do remember rightly.
Can't find the original thread, not sure I want to? :lol:
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Mongy lard says "Oww f*ck off will yer!".
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With]
Mongy lard looks very exited, and says 'oooh yeaaarrhh wadayoo fink?, is a bear catholic... does the pope sh][t in the woods...'
You begin to gag, but just manage to prevent yourself from being sick.
You go dizzy and fall over. Then get back up again.
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
Mongy lard says "Oooh cheeky. Yer cun bend me any way yeh like fer a bag a chips, not till I've add em mind". She then slaps your bottom.
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
You are facing the bar which is to the south. To the right of the bar is a brown door. To the south of the bar is an 80's style jukebox (remarkably intact), above which is a beer splattered sash window. Behind you are the gents toilets.
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
You examine the jukebox and discover that it costs 10p per play, and that the jukebox has 60's, 70's and 80's music in it.
Track Listing
A1: - House of the Rising Sun - Animals - Talking Bout You - :B1:
A2: - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen, I'm in Love with My Car -:B2
A3: - Gold - Spandau Ballet - Through the Baracades - : B3
A4: - The Power of Love - Frankie GTH, Two Tribes - :B4
A5: - Karma Chamelion - Culture Club - Time (Clock of the heart) - :B5
A6: - Temptation - Heven Seventeen - Lets all Make a Bomb -:B6
A7: - Hold Me Now - Thompson Twins - You lift me up - : B7
A8: - Light My Fire - The Doors - Riders of the Storm - :B8
A9: - Delilah - Tom Jones - Green Green Grass - :B9
A0: - Mr Blue Sky - E.L.O. - The Diary of Horace Wimp - :B0
C1:- Greased Lightning -Cast of Grease - Summer Loving -: D1
C2:- I Feel Love - Donna Summer -Last night a DJ Saved my Life -: D2
C3:- Shout - Tears for Fears - The Working Hour -: D3
C4:- There is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths - Girlfriend in a coma -: D4
C5:- Aye No Coridda - Quincy Jones - The Dude - D5
C6:- The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy - Instramental -:D6
C7:- Sometimes - Erasure - Oh L'Mour -: D7
C8:- Hey Hey 16k - M.J. Hibbet - Hey Hey 48k -: D9
C9:- Dont Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult - More Cow Bell Mix -: D9
C0:- Chips Glourious Chips - Mongy Lard and the Fryers -No body does it batter -: D0
You try but get nowhere, its made of strong stuff.
A former member called rubber keys got banned on a number of occasions for creating threads in which he would post pictures of big boned or stout gypsy-esque girls with obese knockers. These girls were collectively labelled mongy lard due to their unsavoury appearance.
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To]
For the original Mongy Lard look up Rachel Aldana, she's a right f**king pig!
Rubberkeys would no doubt hurl some abuse at me for saying that if he was still about, but she is, simple as :D
He got quite outraged the first time I called her Mongy Lard, and every time thereafter if I do remember rightly.
Can't find the original thread, not sure I want to? :lol:
....anyway.
Exit Bar.
( You XP for the workout, right? :razz: )
You cannot drink the jukebox.
You plug the jukebox in, the lights come back on with a flicker. You select track A1 but nothing happens because you did not pay.
You cannot bend the bar.
Where's your imagination.
Commands: [Look, Walk (N, E, S, W), Open, Press, Pick Up, Drop, Throw, Bend, Feel, Inventory, With, Say To, Drink]