Hot Curries

edited November 2011 in Chit chat
I was at an Indian Restaurant yesterday and saw on the menu not only Vindaloo but also Tindaloo (I know there are curries hotter than these too), and that got me thinkng. What's the hottest dish you have ever eaten?
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  • edited November 2011
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    I was at an Indian Restaurant yesterday and saw on the menu not only Vindaloo but also Tindaloo (I know there are curries hotter than these too), and that got me thinkng. What's the hottest dish you have ever eaten?

    I went on a stag night many years [probably about 18 now] ago to anilas in Nottingham.

    There was several of us who ordered a pharll, it was so hot I had to resort to scraping off the sauce and just eating the chicken, one other guy started dipping his in his beer to wash off the sauce.
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    Dynamite Hot Stagg Chilli...it made my lips tingle and scared me a little...
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    Flamin hot monster munch.
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    I prefer my spicy food to be a brief excursion into the world of flavour ... and not the ER.
  • edited November 2011
    you really need to wash it down with some Stroh Rum.

    I've got 80% vol [~160% proof] and it really burns your lips as it goes down.
  • edited November 2011
    What a waste of money and stomach lining... I'll stick with a normal jalfrezi or a rogan :p
  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2011
    Probably a chicken madras was the hottest i've ever had. Not really a massive fan of curries due to my stomach problems.
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  • edited November 2011
    Hottest curry I tried is Vindaloo at my local indian restraunt. I can just about manage one of those, but no way I would try the hotter... The best vindaloos are always from a proper indian restraunt, because the supermarket Vindaloo's taste too sweet. I always have poppadoms and mango and chutney sauce before my main dish, and some nice indian Cobra lager to wash it down with. Yum.

    I love anything hot and spicey... bombay mix I can get through a whole bag in an evening, and prefer pepper on my food to salt. Although all those hot foods I'm not to popular with the mrs, but at least my flatuence keeps the bed warm :lol:
    guesser wrote: »
    What a waste of money and stomach lining... I'll stick with a normal jalfrezi or a rogan :p

    You lightweight :lol:
  • edited November 2011
    I've eaten a phall before, it's good, but it's not really something I'd eat all the time. I usually go for a Madras or Vindaloo, as they are hot, but they're less likely to eat through your stomach walls afterwards :D

    Tindaloo's are good, used to get one occasionally from my local Indian take away back home.

    It's just a vindaloo, but they add those little green chilli peppers to it.
    STeaM wrote: »
    Dynamite Hot Stagg Chilli...it made my lips tingle and scared me a little...

    I used to love that stuff, but they stopped selling it here in the US where it originated, but you can still get that stuff back home :evil:
    Every night is curry night!
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    Madras is my limit and I really enjoy 'em. I mostly stick to a Bhuna tho, with a red hot chili naan for the heat :-)
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    Most places I've tried a Vindaloo I really can't taste anything, just the burn. I much prefer something like a Dhansak with a lot of flavour. I once asked my favourite Indian in Zwolle to up the heat on one of their milder dishes and it was lethal. Still absolutely delicious; it just took me all night to eat it.
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  • edited November 2011
    Madras does me, I want to enjoy it...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2011
    you can get different strengths of phall but apparently they are the hottest curry available. my mate who's a notorious curry eater and can out-hot any of us ordered a phall at a works dinner and started hallucinating, and couldn't hear anything being said! the waiter also refused to serve it to any of the women!

    personally I like most hot foods, got a small bottle of dave's insanity sauce for special occasions, it's a hot sauce that was once banned from a Fiery Foods contest in the US which gives you an idea of how hot it is. literally one drop in a curry will blow your head off. it used to be banned but now you can buy it from sainsbury's. I made the mistake of once using it then touching my eyes afterwards, and I honestly thought I was going to lose my eye, the tears were squirting out sideways :mad:
  • edited November 2011
    def chris wrote: »
    you can get different strengths of phall but apparently they are the hottest curry available. my mate who's a notorious curry eater and can out-hot any of us ordered a phall at a works dinner and started hallucinating, and couldn't hear anything being said! the waiter also refused to serve it to any of the women!

    personally I like most hot foods, got a small bottle of dave's insanity sauce for special occasions, it's a hot sauce that was once banned from a Fiery Foods contest in the US which gives you an idea of how hot it is. literally one drop in a curry will blow your head off. it used to be banned but now you can buy it from sainsbury's. I made the mistake of once using it then touching my eyes afterwards, and I honestly thought I was going to lose my eye, the tears were squirting out sideways :mad:

    Funny stories. I knew this topic would be a source of funny anecdotes and stories that's partly why I started it.

    I dont like my curries to hot like others have said I like to enjoy the flavours.

    However, my dad likes very hot food but in a funny kind of macho way. I remember once when I was a teen, we were on Holiday in Lanzarote and we came across this curry house. When we went in my dad realised it was run by the Spanish and not Indians. He said something to the effect of 'oh its bloody Spanish, how disappointing wont be much cop then'. I believe he was overheard.

    Anyway in his usual foolish macho way he said with a smirk 'I'll have the vindaloo'. The waiter warned 'are you sure sir, its very very hot, it is considered the hottest dish served on this island'. Dad still smirking claps and rubs his hands together as if to rub in some imaginary chalk, 'yeaaar bring it on' he said with a over confident nod and further smirking. I knew something was up as I saw the look our waiter gave his colleagues, did I tell my dad.... of course not.

    Well when it came it was soo hot my dad had turned purple and was sweating rain drops. Being a stubborn proud and foolish man when the waiter came over and politely asked if everything was all right, my dad gleefully forced in a plentiful heap of this battery acid barely managing to grimace out the words 'oh yeah its great'. At the end of the meal there was a pool of water under his chair the table was soaking, and it was the best he could do to put one foot in front of the other. He was ill for the following 5 days. It was not nice to share a one toilet apartment, in fact you could smell it from the corridor outside.
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  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2011
    I remember some years ago that critic Gary Bushell tried a 'Ghandi's Revenge' curry which at the time (early/mid 90's) was the hottest curry in the UK. He couldn't finish it, he ended up spending the rest of the day on the khazi! Serves him right, i never liked him anyway:smile:
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  • edited November 2011
    I love curry and hot ones especially. However my usual choice for years has been a Madras but over the last year I've been going for Jalfrezi as I like green pepper and whole green chillis that our local restaurant does.

    Hottest I've had is Vindaloo but depeding on where in the country (UK) you live, hotness does vary massively. A Vindaloo in Braintree, Essex is less intense than a Madras in Derby.

    Never had a pharll but a guy I knew in Derby used to cook and eat crazy-hot curries. One spoon taster another made had of his curry ruined the rest of his meal!

    Oh, and Mrs. BloodBaz likes Bhuna or Dupiaza.
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    BloodBaz wrote: »
    Oh, and Mrs. BloodBaz likes Bhuna or Dupiaza.

    Bhuna is a good curry indeed, but I find it really hard to finish one too much methi leaf in it, really herby. Dupiaza is also really nice, I had my first encounter with one on New Years Day 1999 I think. I was so hungover I hadn't eaten anything all day and I was trying to force a bottle of sh*te export beer down my neck as a hair of the dog. My mates wife, well girlfriend at the time got a Dupiaza and gave me a little bit of it with a few of her chips demanding that if I felt so **** I had to eat something and it would make me feel better. After forcing the first couple of gobfulls down and managing to keep them down I started wolfing it down, it was lush. Really oniony, and kind of perfumy but not in a horrible way. Quite mild, but a little spicy, and it was a nice change from something that sears the roof of your mouth off.

    Pathia is also a very tasty curry, my local take away's menu described it as a sweet and sour gravy for the sauce so I never tried it, as Sweet and sour type stuff usually makes me gag. But I tried some of a pals once, and even though the sauce was quite thin it was very tasty. Also it's surprisingly hotter than you'd imagine, but not ridiculous.

    my local Indian used to do an interesting sounding curry that I meant to try, but I don't think I ever did? It was one of the chefs specials and it was Spicy Lamb, and it had I think Brocolli, and peas in it, but the clincher for me that got me interested was the fact the potatoes in it were roast potatoes. So it kinda sounded like a sunday dinner curry, my best mate said he thought it sounded sh*te, but the only actual proper meat he'll eat is chicken or turkey at a push, so he's obviously not gonna like it.

    I love curry, I think it's high time I made a batch of it on my next day off before it gets too cold to cook it outside, or upstairs infront of the garage (The missus still won't let me cook it indoors, cos' it's smelly apparently :D).
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2011
    Normally curries in India aren't as extreme as the weapons grade challenges found in UK curry houses. However, the hottest I've had was a vindaloo in Sikkim, a small Indian state in the Himalayas. They grow these in the area, which might explain a thing or two. We ended up mixing in a bowl full of yoghurt to reduce the heat, but it was still able to turn my face bright red and sweat streaming off. Thoughtfully, raw chillies were provided as a side dish if you wanted a bit more heat.
  • edited November 2011
    Don't let the bottom fall out of your world. Have a Madras curry and let the world fall out of your bottom!
  • edited November 2011
    hottest thing I ever ate was a slice of pizza in a pub lock in - they added a single drop of some ungodly chilli sauce from a pippet and I still ended up drinking a ton of milk and was still in agony :lol:

    I like hot n spicey but there comes a point where it just becomes bull**** masochism and not taste anymore
  • edited November 2011
    Wookiee wrote: »
    hottest thing I ever ate was a slice of pizza in a pub lock in - they added a single drop of some ungodly chilli sauce from a pippet and I still ended up drinking a ton of milk and was still in agony :lol:

    I like hot n spicey but there comes a point where it just becomes bull**** masochism and not taste anymore

    Sounds like this stuff: One F*****' Drop At A Time

    Also from that site: Sphincter Shrinker, but it's currently out of stock :/
  • edited November 2011
    JamesW wrote: »
    They grow these in the area, which might explain a thing or two.
    interesting to see that the world record for hottest chili has been broken 3 times in the past year alone. guessing there's a competition on to scientifically create the hottest through GM processes?

    slightly OT but I always thought it was funny how michael anthony the bass player from van halen has his own range of chili sauces :smile:
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  • edited November 2011
    Hairy wrote: »
    Sounds like this stuff: One F*****' Drop At A Time

    Also from that site: Sphincter Shrinker, but it's currently out of stock :/

    whatever it was it came n a tiny bottle not dissimilar from that one....and was NOT fit for human (or Wookiee) consumption
  • CozCoz
    edited November 2011
    i like hot but an enjoyable hot, madras can beenjoyable but you never seem to get it the same way, every place does it different, i had a south indian garlic chicken take away the other week, comes with a long green chilli in it, i leave that until last, my daughter asked if she could try it, now i said you just take a nibble from the tip, she took the tiniest of bites and in seconds was screaming for milk, then i finished the chilli off in one, not a problem for a seasoned pro, hehe
  • edited November 2011
    In my view, if you're going to have a curry, you may as well have a hot one or you may as well just have soup! I normally go for a Balti, but ask for it to be made hot, but not suicidally hot and it's normally just about right for me. I once had a Vindaloo and I quite enjoyed it. I didn't actually find it to be as hot as I expected, but once I'd finished, I knew I'd just had a hot curry. It was judged about right I think. But, I did bring it up again about an hour and a half later. As did the only other person who had one that night (it was a works Christmas bash), so I think there was something wrong with it. The fact that I we both brought ours up that night had nothing to do with the 4 pints of larger, full bottle of wine and the Jack Daniels we were drinking from a hip flask though. It was the dodgy curry ;-) :lol:

    There's a curry hose down the end of our street that is the only one in town that does Phall's. I'm going to try one once I've built myself up with a vinderloo or two first as I've found really hot food gives me guts ache not that long after.

    On a side note, I've got a couple of Peperami Fire Sticks in the fridge for later. Those things have a real kick to them too. If you like hot food, try eating 3 of those in a row ;-)

    I was watching Man V Food last week and he did a challenge where he had to eat 12 of the worlds hottest chicken wings, then go 5 minutes after without having a drink. He went all shades of red and really looked like he wasn't enjoying himself at all :lol: He managed it though :D



    *EDIT* OK, so that video doesn't actually have the wings segmaent (it's only the first half of the show!) But, I did find a wing's video with a sauce bade from those Ghost Chillies that were mentioned earlier...

  • edited November 2011
    Hairy wrote: »
    Sounds like this stuff: One F*****' Drop At A Time

    Also from that site: Sphincter Shrinker, but it's currently out of stock :/
    just had a look round there and couldn't resist ordering some "sudden death in a coffin". slightly weary about ordering stuff from a shop you dont even need an account with first but apparenty the physical store's in bristol so I'll just go round if they don't send it :D

    On a side note, I've got a couple of Peperami Fire Sticks in the fridge for later. Those things have a real kick to them too. If you like hot food, try eating 3 of those in a row ;-)
    ASDA were selling these then they stopped and I can't find them any more. unbelievably hot IMO. you just think oh it's pepperami it can't be that bad but I could barely finish one!
  • edited November 2011
    I love curries but i'm not keen on silly hot ones, just cant seem to taste anything, just seems a test for drunks late on a saturday night to see if they can eat it.

    On the other hand bland curries are just as bad. My wifes parents always go for the blandest thing on the menu
  • edited November 2011
    My curry of choice always used to be Madras. I always though Vindaloo was meant to be spicier, but I find Madras is hotter.
  • edited November 2011
    I don't like my curries too hot. I find that it spoils the flavour beside making the morning trip to the loo a none too pleasant activity.

    The best curries are the ones that are mildly spicy but have oodles of flavour. Some curries I really like Chicken Chettinad (is the same as Madras I wonder), Lamb rogan josh, chicken do piyaza (literally chicken with 2 onions).

    What is a tindaloo? Never heard of it!
  • edited November 2011
    I gravitate Madras direction - I've gone hotter out of curiosity but like people have said - there's a point where flavour is defeated by heat.
    The hottest thing for me wasn't the **wait a second - oh my god, not sure if can eat this** kind of hot. It was more like someone dropping a few red hot needles down my neck. Ridiculous. It wasn't a curry either - it was a small red chillie. Mouth burning and numb lips don't bother me - but an instant line of pain down my neck does.

    Back in the 80s my uncle chopped up chillies for a chillie eating competition down his local.
    After chopping them all up and not washing his hands he went for a slash - you can guess what happened :lol:
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