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kissy noise?????

milemile
edited November 2011 in Chit chat
so im sat on the reception at work covering for the receptionist

and this feller who work in another department walks past, i kinda nod and go back to looking at the screen

then i hear a kissy noise

i look up and he is sort of giving me a half smile and pulling 2 fingers down from his mouth

thing is i know he is a bit of a perv with the ladies, so not sure that he was blowing me a kiss.

also he is foreign, either greek or russian or something, so maybe its a greeting where they come from.

or perhapse its an insult?

i dunno.
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    Probably an insult with you doing a chicks job. I'd probably do the same.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited November 2011
    Go on, you know you want to...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    Hey darlin...you wearin any knickers today? /kissy noise.
  • milemile
    edited November 2011
    beanz wrote: »
    Hey darlin...you wearin any knickers today? /kissy noise.

    nope, just a cock ring
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »
    ...also he is foreign, either greek...

    "They invented gayness!" :-P
  • milemile
    edited November 2011
    STeaM wrote: »
    "They invented gayness!" :-P

    thats true!!! :-o
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    And the Kebab.
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited November 2011
    Maybe he's just a bit gangsta. Did he follow the kissy noise with either "blood clart" or "ras clart"?
  • milemile
    edited November 2011
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Maybe he's just a bit gangsta. Did he follow the kissy noise with either "blood clart" or "ras clart"?

    no didn't say anything.

    like you say though, maybe he was just insulting me.
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    The obvious solution seems to be walk by his desk do the same but add to it, maybe a throaty grunt or a slap of your ass as you pass by.

    Report the results.
  • PyjamaramaPyjamarama
    edited November 2011
    STeaM wrote: »
    "They invented gayness!" :-P
    beanz wrote: »
    And the Kebab.

    Both wrong :)
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »
    no didn't say anything.

    like you say though, maybe he was just insulting me.

    Maybe he's just a bit mental. Or fancies you. Or fancies himself.

    Or all of the above. ;)
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    Are there any Greek Kebab shops near your work? Maybe invite him to lunch.
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited November 2011
    Surely the easiest and most economical way for Mile to get to the bottom of this is to literally get to the bottom of this...?

    Just grab his arse the next time you walk past him Mile. One way or another you'll be straightened out with an answer! :smile:
  • milemile
    edited November 2011
    these solutions are rubbish. :razz:
  • STeaMSTeaM
    edited November 2011
    Pyjamarama wrote: »
    Both wrong :)

    Irrefutable proof...

  • joefishjoefish
    edited November 2011
    Pyjamarama wrote: »
    Both wrong :)
    Exactly. A Pork Gyros is far superior to a kebab.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    Didn't know you were fond of the pork Joefish...
  • Dave FountainDave Fountain
    edited November 2011
    One must assume that in a nice way (man to man shoulder punching banter) he was suggesting you was doing a woman's job or he is mentally ill. I think one of those is right.
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    edited November 2011
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Maybe he's just a bit mental. Or fancies you.

    And the distinction would be?
  • HairyHairy
    edited November 2011
    Could be the same as what has been discussed here:

    http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=138611
  • milemile
    edited November 2011
    Hairy wrote: »
    Could be the same as what has been discussed here:

    http://forum.wordreference.com/showthread.php?t=138611

    he's white though.
  • HairyHairy
    edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »
    he's white though.

    so are most of the kids round here, innit blood, my n***** etc...
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited November 2011
    Hairy wrote: »
    so are most of the kids round here, innit blood, my n***** etc...

    Safe, bruv. I get ya, innit?
  • HairyHairy
    edited November 2011
    GreenCard wrote: »
    Safe, bruv. I get ya, innit?

    I blame Rastamouse
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited November 2011
    Hairy wrote: »
    I blame Rastamouse

    It's all well and good sitting here joking about it, but in all seriousness I've gotta get on a bus full of the little gimps in about fifteen minutes. Ugh! It's like the Jeremy Kyle bus! :mad:
  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2011
    I reckon he's simply insane. He must be locked up. Today.
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • fogfog
    edited November 2011
    mile wrote: »

    thing is i know he is a bit of a perv with the ladies + mile , so not sure that he was blowing me a kiss.

    *fixed* he might be bi , or heard your a bit of ladies man..

    or being insulting OR it's for a bet.. if you prank people at work it might be that


    he probably wants you to ask him what that was about.. so p*** him off and don't worry about it.

    someone we used to go school with was REALLY camp, but I think women liked it and it was all fake. He got loads of women.

    I was using the bog at work the other day, only to over hear some numpty in the changing room slagging me off. that was funny , when I walked out the door and him and the other person went quiet. I just ignored it as he's a little chicken head.

    way I look at it, if they ain't got the front to say what they mean in front of you.. then f'k em.. bottlers
  • beanzbeanz
    edited November 2011
    There is a 3rd option what we haven't thought about, maybe he was attempting to 'male bond' with you which generally involves insulting each other etc.
  • WookieeWookiee
    edited November 2011
    could it be he lacks motor skills and was trying that two fingered tongue wiggle that means pussy licking?

    you know the one - make a V the other way round from Churchill then stick yer tongue through the gap etc
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