lol,freezin' eh!, that's wat-yi' get for buggerin' off owa' yon pond isn't it :-D
Ah bet ya mam's buzzin havin yi back, an yi knaa' what it's like, ifya mam's been haf as bad as it soonds, then when ya feelin' rough as, thez nowt yi knaa' that'll perk yi upas quick as the oul' swally; wiv al dunnit... least sheez got yee there to look after her mate :) divvn't worry TOO much.
Pity Spanish Citys gone at Whitley or we coulda gone played some RoboCop and Peter Pack Rat on arcade, with a few tins like :D
edit. Thanks Mr Cheese :)
I've been neckin' nowt but cider since I got here, the good stuff n'aal Magners, Bulmers, and aal them poncey ones with the extra goodies in em'. I wuz supposed t' gan meet milesy for a swally, but me ma's ken is so cowped, am havin' t' stay close t' hyem like. proper fooked it is, but noo it's lookin' semi-champion like sh' cannat clean up for 'ersel reet noo (but sh' kin' still hoover a 4 gallon jug o' cheap meths doon er' neck like :evil:).
Is the Kombat Zone not in toon still (haven't been alaang Scum St. since a got back like?) w' cud gaan play erm Mortal Kombat or Streetfighter Alpha 2 and snipe the drink in in Dr. Pepper borrels like? :D
I've been neckin' nowt but cider since I got here, the good stuff n'aal Magners, Bulmers, and aal them poncey ones with the extra goodies in em'. I wuz supposed t' gan meet milesy for a swally, but me ma's ken is so cowped, am havin' t' stay close t' hyem like. proper fooked it is, but noo it's lookin' semi-champion like sh' cannat clean up for 'ersel reet noo (but sh' kin' still hoover a 4 gallon jug o' cheap meths doon er' neck like :evil:).
Is the Kombat Zone not in toon still (haven't been alaang Scum St. since a got back like?) w' cud gaan play erm Mortal Kombat or Streetfighter Alpha 2 and snipe the drink in in Dr. Pepper borrels like? :D
I drank magners afew times, nice tasting drink when ya used to Pulse (or Guinness when a oot), how different's the place from when yi left? Am shocked at my little village (now swallowed up by Ashington, the biggest coal mining village in the world back in late 1800s) and nowt is recognisable from early nineties, al the oul' haunts gone, we used to have Double Dragon, Shinobi, Star Wars sit doon cab, Yie Arr Kung Fu, Joust, Donkey Kong, Pengo the works :(
Anyway shame if we didn't meet up now that you're back owa' here dude ! When'ed yi gan back like ? How far is .Miles away?
I drank magners afew times, nice tasting drink when ya used to Pulse (or Guinness when a oot), how different's the place from when yi left? Am shocked at my little village (now swallowed up by Ashington, the biggest coal mining village in the world back in late 1800s) and nowt is recognisable from early nineties, al the oul' haunts gone, we used to have Double Dragon, Shinobi, Star Wars sit doon cab, Yie Arr Kung Fu, Joust, Donkey Kong, Pengo the works :(
Anyway shame if we didn't meet up now that you're back owa' here dude ! When'ed yi gan back like ? How far is .Miles away?
Chilli Road now has 3 Indian restaurants, 2 indian take aways, 6 pizza shops, 4 estate agents, 2 chicken shops, 3 convenience stores, 4 barbers, 2 hairdressers. In toon n'all the hippy green has fences aal ower it, and the auld George n' Dragon pub is now a Mall front with a pissin' Waitrose, and a John Lewis inside it pish I say like pish!
The toon is loaded with coffee shops n' aal thooooosands of em' full o' bliddy students, and aal with "free wi-fi" oooooooo :roll:
There's Subway everywhere, I'm sick o' the friggin' sight a subway like proper lend that is proper lend. Scandalous a tell yer.
Most pubs a used t' gan tee are aal full o' radgees, or full o' ponces, and most of em' have got boooncers on the doors even at 2 in the afternoon, ridiculous a tells yer matey ridiculous.
Choccy bars n' aal aalmost a pund for a friggin' snickers! What's the worllld comin' tee? Eh? A cannat wooork it oot like kidda, nee effin' way?
Little America here we come, everyone looks the same like everyone waaalkin' aroond in the super dry jpn jackets, a cannat tell the radgees apart from the students or just the normal peeps like. Although ther' does look like there's a few hardcore charvas still hangin' ontee ther' scruffy black Adidas shellsuits, and ther' Newcy United woolly hats like, waalkin' ther' worm ridden pit bull puppies aroond toon sh*te'in aal ower the pavement n' that like.
So in a nutshell like loads has changed but most of what makes the toon the toon remains the same.
Y' canna get peanut butter chunky kitkats nee more either, that got a bit up me sneck like, proper downer that was. Especially since thiv got them crap caramel ones noo like, th' divven't cut tha mustad like nar mucker nee way d' the'.
Must grumble.....even more than usual :D
Milesy's digs is in Yorkshire so ee'd jus' be a train ride away, but am not ganna hev time ter visit im' this time aroond. One things for sure though am not waitin' another 5 years til' a come hyem again though. Nar that'd be radge that would :D
wi if thez drink involved am sure me n' Ckay'll be up for aal the swally like? n' if he's not then aal 'ave is tipple n'aal, aal the more gargle for the boozy like. Sweet that'd be like well sweet n' that y' radgees wi aye! :D
Bring some chips n'aal, n' a few mince pies n' that like log, y' knaa it meks sense like wor kid, that's the caper like proper nice that's worr'am saying mucker, proper nice :D
Aha, I knew he always got excited playing with his ban-hammer...
Starts singing:
Hit me with your Ban-hammer-stick, hit me, hit me
Das ist gut, c'est fantastique, hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your Ban-hammer-stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me, hit me, hit me
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I've been neckin' nowt but cider since I got here, the good stuff n'aal Magners, Bulmers, and aal them poncey ones with the extra goodies in em'. I wuz supposed t' gan meet milesy for a swally, but me ma's ken is so cowped, am havin' t' stay close t' hyem like. proper fooked it is, but noo it's lookin' semi-champion like sh' cannat clean up for 'ersel reet noo (but sh' kin' still hoover a 4 gallon jug o' cheap meths doon er' neck like :evil:).
Is the Kombat Zone not in toon still (haven't been alaang Scum St. since a got back like?) w' cud gaan play erm Mortal Kombat or Streetfighter Alpha 2 and snipe the drink in in Dr. Pepper borrels like? :D
I drank magners afew times, nice tasting drink when ya used to Pulse (or Guinness when a oot), how different's the place from when yi left? Am shocked at my little village (now swallowed up by Ashington, the biggest coal mining village in the world back in late 1800s) and nowt is recognisable from early nineties, al the oul' haunts gone, we used to have Double Dragon, Shinobi, Star Wars sit doon cab, Yie Arr Kung Fu, Joust, Donkey Kong, Pengo the works :(
Anyway shame if we didn't meet up now that you're back owa' here dude ! When'ed yi gan back like ? How far is .Miles away?
Chilli Road now has 3 Indian restaurants, 2 indian take aways, 6 pizza shops, 4 estate agents, 2 chicken shops, 3 convenience stores, 4 barbers, 2 hairdressers. In toon n'all the hippy green has fences aal ower it, and the auld George n' Dragon pub is now a Mall front with a pissin' Waitrose, and a John Lewis inside it pish I say like pish!
The toon is loaded with coffee shops n' aal thooooosands of em' full o' bliddy students, and aal with "free wi-fi" oooooooo :roll:
There's Subway everywhere, I'm sick o' the friggin' sight a subway like proper lend that is proper lend. Scandalous a tell yer.
Most pubs a used t' gan tee are aal full o' radgees, or full o' ponces, and most of em' have got boooncers on the doors even at 2 in the afternoon, ridiculous a tells yer matey ridiculous.
Choccy bars n' aal aalmost a pund for a friggin' snickers! What's the worllld comin' tee? Eh? A cannat wooork it oot like kidda, nee effin' way?
Little America here we come, everyone looks the same like everyone waaalkin' aroond in the super dry jpn jackets, a cannat tell the radgees apart from the students or just the normal peeps like. Although ther' does look like there's a few hardcore charvas still hangin' ontee ther' scruffy black Adidas shellsuits, and ther' Newcy United woolly hats like, waalkin' ther' worm ridden pit bull puppies aroond toon sh*te'in aal ower the pavement n' that like.
So in a nutshell like loads has changed but most of what makes the toon the toon remains the same.
Y' canna get peanut butter chunky kitkats nee more either, that got a bit up me sneck like, proper downer that was. Especially since thiv got them crap caramel ones noo like, th' divven't cut tha mustad like nar mucker nee way d' the'.
Must grumble.....even more than usual :D
Milesy's digs is in Yorkshire so ee'd jus' be a train ride away, but am not ganna hev time ter visit im' this time aroond. One things for sure though am not waitin' another 5 years til' a come hyem again though. Nar that'd be radge that would :D
*Takes out his "Pretentious and Needlessly Obscure Language-to-Civilised Transcription Dictionary"*
No, can't make head nor tail of it... oh, well.
I'll drink to that ! :grin:
Bring some chips n'aal, n' a few mince pies n' that like log, y' knaa it meks sense like wor kid, that's the caper like proper nice that's worr'am saying mucker, proper nice :D
It's OK, I speak jive... or something...
oh wait.. bah! humbug!
Karingal banned him for being annoying :)
Aha, I knew he always got excited playing with his ban-hammer...
Is he Norwegian?
Well he sure ain't normal..
Oooo, you just know I'm naughty, :D :P
Starts singing:
Hit me with your Ban-hammer-stick, hit me, hit me
Das ist gut, c'est fantastique, hit me, hit me, hit me
Hit me with your Ban-hammer-stick
It's nice to be a lunatic
Hit me, hit me, hit me
:grin:
Ian Dury - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick
dunno, i think someone mentioned it a while ago.
I guess he'll return when he's good and ready.
+1!
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Thanks for the info, karingal. Hope he feels better soon.
I'm pretty sure he's always feeling himself.... fnar fnar :D