Is that one of those 9% jobbies that taste like liquid metal once they go below freezing? ;)
ha no it's just a really nice weissbier from near Munich, my personal fave session beer
I have some Chimay and Rochfort 10's too (now those are 9% bad boys :D but don't taste like liquid metal)
Also got a Triple Wood Laphraoig and am nicking my Dad's hip flask to sneak some of it down the pub this evening as I suspect that yet again they'll have too few people serving for the gazillion customers that go there every Chrimbo eve....
Just got a call from my mum whos made home made soup for starter tomorrow, its the first time she's made it in 30 years. Should be interesting.
The turkey will take ages to cook as its huge, so it'll be a late christmas lunch. Looking forward to it.
You'll be having those 'holiday special' dumps where you're sitting and straining for hours, not realising that during that tiny little guff you gave when you first sat down some two pounds of slurry slipped out without you knowing. And you won't trust your ringpiece for the rest of the week.
You'll be having those 'holiday special' dumps where you're sitting and straining for hours, not realising that during that tiny little guff you gave when you first sat down some two pounds of slurry slipped out without you knowing. And you won't trust your ringpiece for the rest of the week.
Kinda like mine yesterday when I ate about 2 pounds of green beans with my steak.
I woke up thinking I needed the bog, and it was just a fart, I lasted until I got back from work this morning without going to the bog, no twinges down below or anything.
Then it hit me, at first I guffed and actually thought I'd sh*t myself, so much so not even in a jokey way I had to check me kex. Fortunately I had not browned me Y-ers. But after I smoked a snout jeeeeeez I had to run upstairs like a loon for danger of actually crapping on the stairs I was running up.
Future note, do not eat many many many green beans (Even if they are cooked with the ham and the butter and the mmmmmmmmmm):D
hehe , someone comes into work (a driver) who makes you look like a lightweight.. everyone knows him as garlic jack. he eats about 5-6 cloves of it a day. obv. like if your a boozer, it goes thru your skin .
Funny you'd repost my most German looking plate of food ever - well, is there really any contest when you can count the regular posters from my country on one sawmill workers' hand?
Just came back from the shops with a few bottles of that Oettinger Malz shown in the corner :smile:
I think normski's puke award was made up of the bits of the chicken that weren't good enough to go in the can, I think I actually see a mushy chickens face staring at me when I look at that pic :lol:
I think normski's puke award was made up of the bits of the chicken that weren't good enough to go in the can, I think I actually see a mushy chickens face staring at me when I look at that pic :lol:
I never want to see that chicken again....it was rank
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German sausages again, with some Pickle Power cheese and crusty french bread and ketchup.....oh and a massive sack of Roast Beef Monster Munch :lol:
No really I am, a nice bottle of dark porter :D
Is that one of those 9% jobbies that taste like liquid metal once they go below freezing? ;)
ha no it's just a really nice weissbier from near Munich, my personal fave session beer
I have some Chimay and Rochfort 10's too (now those are 9% bad boys :D but don't taste like liquid metal)
Also got a Triple Wood Laphraoig and am nicking my Dad's hip flask to sneak some of it down the pub this evening as I suspect that yet again they'll have too few people serving for the gazillion customers that go there every Chrimbo eve....
then the trditional, prawn cocktail, turkey dinner, and cheese cake to follow.
having a mountain of pasta for our tea tonight to expand those stomachs in preperation. :p
The turkey will take ages to cook as its huge, so it'll be a late christmas lunch. Looking forward to it.
It looks like a plate of vom that somebody w**ked on :o
Worked out as about 20 cloves each. We reek :-o.
No photos of it I'm afraid as we got carried away with food & wine.
I bet yer guts are heaving now :lol:
Hmm yes not heaving but some...interesting consequences.
Hope there's not trace of it by Wednesday, back at work then, last time I did this it was a weeknight & my office mate saw his arse with me :lol:.
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Kinda like mine yesterday when I ate about 2 pounds of green beans with my steak.
I woke up thinking I needed the bog, and it was just a fart, I lasted until I got back from work this morning without going to the bog, no twinges down below or anything.
Then it hit me, at first I guffed and actually thought I'd sh*t myself, so much so not even in a jokey way I had to check me kex. Fortunately I had not browned me Y-ers. But after I smoked a snout jeeeeeez I had to run upstairs like a loon for danger of actually crapping on the stairs I was running up.
Future note, do not eat many many many green beans (Even if they are cooked with the ham and the butter and the mmmmmmmmmm):D
I double dare somebody to use this as their signature.
hehe , someone comes into work (a driver) who makes you look like a lightweight.. everyone knows him as garlic jack. he eats about 5-6 cloves of it a day. obv. like if your a boozer, it goes thru your skin .
it's supposed to be good for ya.
I hope to see more of the same in 2012.
Most erotic saucer: de Vandemar Croup
Most culinary skills displayed on a saucer: Morkin
Most 'I'm a celebrity get me out of here saucer': ZX1
Poshest saucer: Joefish
The best 'I can cope perfectly well while the wife's away' saucer: ScottieUK
Most German looking plate of food ever: XTM of TMG
Most upsetting saucer: Fog
saucer most resembling vomit: ZnorXman
saucer most likely to appear on a cookery book cover: dmboozefreak
Most worrying dinner for one: ZXBeccy
Most disturbing stool: Fog
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Just came back from the shops with a few bottles of that Oettinger Malz shown in the corner :smile:
was that the horrific chicken in a can thing?
No it was one of my dishes :D
I think normski's puke award was made up of the bits of the chicken that weren't good enough to go in the can, I think I actually see a mushy chickens face staring at me when I look at that pic :lol:
I never want to see that chicken again....it was rank
I'd only just got over that picture and now you've brought it back. I think i'm gonna be sick.......
... washed down with a Warsteiner!
Where's an drinking-/alcohol-related smiley when you need one?
Mine will be similar to this (filled with cream):