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Every Second Counts

GeoffGeoff
edited January 2012 in Chit chat
Well it did for magician Paul Daniels who recently managed to saw his finger in half and had it re-attached by surgeons. it was his left hand index finger under the sign. The top of his third finger disappeared too.

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http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/9485892.Magician_Paul_Daniels_slices_off_finger_in_DIY_accident/

I guess you should not be handling machinery on New Years Day.
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  • milemile
    edited January 2012
    this is going to hurt....not a lot
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited January 2012
    lol at
    Although he initially feared for his career

    Wasn't the saw that damaged his career! Being an annoying little twat did that!
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  • fogfog
    edited January 2012
    fogartylee wrote: »
    Wasn't the saw that damaged his career! Being an annoying little twat did that!

    theres money in that ? I should be set...

    it really should read... paul daniels, well known atarian :p

    I reckon he got all his atari stuff cheap or free for promo work ? (atari 800 etc) , coz well pardon the pun at the time it cost an arm and a leg.
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited January 2012
    mile wrote: »
    this is going to hurt....not a lot
    say ouch paul

    never knew there was a speccy game of every second counts. just downloaded and played it, it's crap. SU review of it calls him an "evil gnome" lol
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited January 2012
    Aaaand that's... Magic!
  • GeoffGeoff
    edited January 2012
    That's the second time Paul has tasted hospital food in pursuit of his craft. Last summer he received treatment after Sooty hit him in the face with a Pizza.

    Now that he has been shown to be fallible, it should have the audience on the edge of their seats the next time he attempts to saw Debbie McGee in half.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited January 2012
    def chris wrote: »
    say ouch paul

    never knew there was a speccy game of every second counts.

    If you listen to the bloke who plays the Jimmy Crankie's dad he'd say that game had one to many o's on the last word. Aparently due to Paul being 'Being an annoying little twat!' he decked Paul in the green room of some theatre. To which the other celebs said 'its about time somone did that'.
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  • zx1zx1
    edited January 2012
    What does he do these days? You never really see him on tv as much anymore (not sure thats a bad thing!).
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited January 2012
    zx1 wrote: »
    What does he do these days? You never really see him on tv as much anymore (not sure thats a bad thing!).

    Apparently he's turned into an attention-seeker of the worst degree, as per this particular incident
    (the preceding comment was an attempt at a joke, albeit a terribly bad one)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2012
    Post removed
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  • fogfog
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Paul you smug little baldy sh*t!

    nothing wrong with that name, or being / going bald thank you ;) hehe
    I haven't sussed the uber smugness level.

    the other paul probably still makes money, the usual corporate things etc. where he lives, you have to be "ok" for money, so I'm sure he did fine out of it
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2012
    Baldness I'm not bothered by, but when mine finally all drops out I won't wear a flying carpet on my head for 50 years then finally remove it when I'm 80 something years old :D
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  • joefishjoefish
    edited January 2012
    It's probably all that nobbing identical twin Debbie McGees* that does that to a man.
    Oh sorry, did I just..?
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Post removed

    I bet I said what many others were thinking though even if I crossed the line ;)
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  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    I bet I said what many others were thinking though even if I crossed the line ;)

    Errr ... you mean there was more in your post than is quoted in post #12 ?
    (was wondering if that quote was also supposed to be cleaned)

    Shame on you, calling a bald man also a smug poo! :razz:
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2012
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    Errr ... you mean there was more in your post than is quoted in post #12 ?
    (was wondering if that quote was also supposed to be cleaned)

    Shame on you, calling a bald man also a smug poo! :razz:

    Well Normski you're a mod I'm sure you can read the actual post if you want to.

    I'd say it again if it wouldn't get removed.

    Sorry....infact no I'm not sorry.

    I'd simply say it again if it wouldn't be removed....simple as.
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  • milemile
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Well Normski you're a mod I'm sure you can read the actual post if you want to.

    I'd say it again if it wouldn't get removed.

    Sorry....infact no I'm not sorry.

    I'd simply say it again if it wouldn't be removed....simple as.

    at leat clear out your pm's dude. :p
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Well Normski you're a mod I'm sure you can read the actual post if you want to.

    I'd say it again if it wouldn't get removed.

    Sorry....infact no I'm not sorry.

    I'd simply say it again if it wouldn't be removed....simple as.

    As a mod, he's also got access to the ban button...
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2012
    OK OK I've cleaned my f**king PM's out!!!

    The only thing I'm going to get in there is grief anyway!!!!

    Oi! Boozy can you answer this question about blah blah? Oi! Boozy you're a dodgy c**t got a link to something I can't ask for in the forums? Oi! Boozy you like Booze don't you? Oi! Boozy I'm a teenager what's sex like? Oi! Boozy Why don't you like Perfect Dark then? Oi! Boozy What's your Favourite colour?

    For once I'd maybe like to get a PM that just says "Alright matey how was your day today?".



    EDIT: OK OK I've calmed down a bit, I've just got a really weird phonecall from my ma telling me a close family friend has died, somebody who helped me and my wife a great deal when it came to me actually moving to the US. I've had a lack of sleep all this week, I've drank a few beers, and I'm not dealing with the current situation as well as I could.

    So if I've upset or offended anybody up to and including 80 year old bald magicians I do apologise.

    I am going to take a little break from WOS I think, this may just be 24 hours, this is not a look at me because I hate you all and I'm never coming back type post.

    That's just not my style :D

    Sorry if I've been a bit of a dick today people, not been a good day at all...

    .....normal service will resume as usual soon :)
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  • fogfog
    edited January 2012
    oi boozy ... ya bell end


    (what I thought it was national have a go at boozy day :) )
  • guesserguesser
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    For once I'd maybe like to get a PM that just says "Alright matey how was your day today?".

    You do realise you've just done a "The Beatles" there? :)

    /me PMs boozy a box of jelly babies
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  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited January 2012
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »

    Sorry if I've been a bit of a dick today people

    .....normal service will resume as usual soon :)

    There's a difference??? :razz:
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited January 2012
    fogartylee wrote: »
    There's a difference??? :razz:

    You know what I'd usually say right now....But I'm scared to incase you ban me :p

    Right I'm going to bed now I need sleep.

    .....and as a certain somebody we all used to know would say

    SOD OFF!!!! :p
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  • fogfog
    edited January 2012
    fogartylee wrote: »
    As a mod, he's also got access to the bLanD button...

    fixed specially for znor soup.. YER
  • ZnorXmanZnorXman
    edited January 2012
    fogartylee wrote: »
    As a mod, he's also got access to the ban button...

    Not really ... karingal's stumpy-chubby fingers hover over that thing constantly I can barely even see it, let alone get at it!!! I can't even really tell its shape from here, is it round or square ... seems like it's greasy for some reason too.

    (Hmmm, maybe it's not even there, I can't really tell. Might just be a bit of cheese* he's hiding for when times are hard)

    *Which explains why it's greasy in the first place!
  • zxbrunozxbruno
    edited January 2012
    Don't know who the gentleman is (for a moment I thought this was about KITT's voice actor).

    The name also reminds me of someone else, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    edited January 2012
    guesser wrote: »
    You do realise you've just done a "The Beatles" there?

    What! He said he was bigger than green Jesus?
  • jpjp
    edited January 2012
    joefish wrote: »
    It's probably all that nobbing identical twin Debbie McGees* that does that to a man.
    Oh sorry, did I just..?
    Spoiler:

    You should see what Google suggests when you start to type in "debbie mcgee "

    Deffo NSFW :-o
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited January 2012
    In retrospect when all those websites were campaigning against PIPA and SOPA, the mods could have banned every forum member for 24 hours as an act of solidarity.
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  • sacksack
    edited January 2012
    I've read the thread end-to-end and still I'm none the wiser as to what the annoying git is doing these days.

    I'm just going to assume he's making a living using Wizbit as a drugs mule for the simple reason the mental image amuses me.
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