You humans kill much more animals than ten billion cats. Why do you got the right to do so?
A lot of those animals are food for the meat-eaters among us. We're all part of a food chain. If a lion eats you in a jungle, it won't sit around afterwards getting moaned at by his mates for eating humans, or debating whether eating you was humane or not. What gives that lion the right to kill other animals too?
Again, it's just life. Isn't it wonderful? :smile:
I blame the Egyptians. The way they deified cats has given them a superiority complex ever since.
My dad doesn't just chase cats out of his garden. He chases larger birds like pigeons and starlings too. He's got a very strict door policy. He seems to favour tits.
It is the humans that are responsible for the cats (or not)
slightly OT but every time I see your name I think of our old cat who was called Hairy, lol. he was named that because his hair stuck out on end all the time, and his brother who had a smooth coat was called 'Non-Hairy' which is probably the worst name for a cat ever.I loved those cats.
Hairy actually had a habit of killing rabbits and only eating their heads for some reason, so we'd always find these headless rabbit corpses round the garden, which was nice
My wifes grandmothers cat is aptly named "Psycho", and it lives up to it's name, you can't pet it no matter how friendly it's acting it will bear trap your hand the second you try. I would say it was completely pointless, but for all it's anti social behaviour, it never craps in the garden or if it does it's very good at burying them. It kills everything it comes in contact with though, I've found mice, rats, moles, snakes, rabbits, birds, although never a whole one.
Usually the rabbits are splattered all over the driveway, usually got the head missing, although there was one time I found just a leg, and the entrails, no idea where the rest of it went, I'm pretty sure it was too big for a cat to eat it all? The birds are usually burst open guts cooking in the sunshine blood all over the place, and swarming with ants, and various other problem insects.
It's actually pretty nasty.
As for Staffy's I've never actually seen a vicious one, although there was this one spacker who used to get his Staffy to lockjaw the rubber swings in the park and then swing his dog around. I imagine that dogs life ended at the end of a vets needle filled with pink fluid that came from a bottle with a black skull n' crossbones on it. Knew another charva who used to slap his dog about saw him kick it one day, funny thing is he punched in the head one day and it snapped on him. Sadly the dog had to be destroyed but that prick ended up losing the tip on his little finger and got 175 stitches in his arm, and about 35 on his face.
I heard if the do lockjaw you apparently ramming something up their arse is supposed to make them let go instantly? No idea if it's true or not?
lol
They probably let go if it's annoying - and lock onto whatever it was that made them let go.
You'd end up missing 2 arms instead of one.
Sounds like one for Mythbusters anyway :lol:
See if they can bust that one with "Science"....
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I heard if the do lockjaw you apparently ramming something up their arse is supposed to make them let go instantly? No idea if it's true or not?
I've heard that too. Never sure if it's a wind up though. Visions of being attacked by one in a park and trying it, and all of the noise and chaos suddenly stopping as all the onlookers go "What the hell are you doing you PERVERT?" and the dog looks at you with disgust in it's eyes, still locked on for all it's worth :lol:
I heard if the do lockjaw you apparently ramming something up their arse is supposed to make them let go instantly? No idea if it's true or not?
reminds me of something we used to be able to do with our cats, which was flick the teeth of a comb in front of their face (so it goes 'click-click-click' really fast) and the noise it makes means they can't help opening their mouth and sticking their tongue out. worked on both our cats and was told it by someone who did it on their cat :-)
Aye a farmer shot me when I was a kid with one of those 'salt bullet' things...my mom went to chew him out and he told her he thought I was a rabbit :lol:
These days I'd be on the front of the papers probably with a sad looking chav face.
Aye a farmer shot me when I was a kid with one of those 'salt bullet' things...my mom went to chew him out and he told her he thought I was a rabbit :lol:
These days I'd be on the front of the papers probably with a sad looking chav face.
Me and a bunch of mates had a farmer wave a shotgun at us once while we were picking 'shrooms on his land in Dorking. We very quickly apologised and left...
reminds me of something we used to be able to do with our cats, which was flick the teeth of a comb in front of their face (so it goes 'click-click-click' really fast) and the noise it makes means they can't help opening their mouth and sticking their tongue out. worked on both our cats and was told it by someone who did it on their cat :-)
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Why is it ok to let foxes roam around, killing what they want (and sometimes not just animals), stealing what they want, crapping where they want?
Because that's life. Fascinating, isn't it? ;)
You humans kill much more animals than ten billion cats. Why do you got the right to do so?
A lot of those animals are food for the meat-eaters among us. We're all part of a food chain. If a lion eats you in a jungle, it won't sit around afterwards getting moaned at by his mates for eating humans, or debating whether eating you was humane or not. What gives that lion the right to kill other animals too?
Again, it's just life. Isn't it wonderful? :smile:
Cats don't belong here, foxes do.
It is the humans that are responsible for the cats (or not)
My dad doesn't just chase cats out of his garden. He chases larger birds like pigeons and starlings too. He's got a very strict door policy. He seems to favour tits.
But they taste so good!
Hairy actually had a habit of killing rabbits and only eating their heads for some reason, so we'd always find these headless rabbit corpses round the garden, which was nice
Poison works better.
Maybe we should merge the Microwave Fire thread with a cat, :D
/me runs
Hale and Pace went from strength to strength when they did that.
Usually the rabbits are splattered all over the driveway, usually got the head missing, although there was one time I found just a leg, and the entrails, no idea where the rest of it went, I'm pretty sure it was too big for a cat to eat it all? The birds are usually burst open guts cooking in the sunshine blood all over the place, and swarming with ants, and various other problem insects.
It's actually pretty nasty.
As for Staffy's I've never actually seen a vicious one, although there was this one spacker who used to get his Staffy to lockjaw the rubber swings in the park and then swing his dog around. I imagine that dogs life ended at the end of a vets needle filled with pink fluid that came from a bottle with a black skull n' crossbones on it. Knew another charva who used to slap his dog about saw him kick it one day, funny thing is he punched in the head one day and it snapped on him. Sadly the dog had to be destroyed but that prick ended up losing the tip on his little finger and got 175 stitches in his arm, and about 35 on his face.
I heard if the do lockjaw you apparently ramming something up their arse is supposed to make them let go instantly? No idea if it's true or not?
They probably let go if it's annoying - and lock onto whatever it was that made them let go.
You'd end up missing 2 arms instead of one.
Sounds like one for Mythbusters anyway :lol:
See if they can bust that one with "Science"....
Um? it's not? that's why farmers shoot them when they get onto the farm and savage the chickens...
a cat will just look at you like you are simple
farmers will shoot anyone that comes onto their farm.
(unless it's his attractive sibling :razz: )
These days I'd be on the front of the papers probably with a sad looking chav face.
Some people have a little too much time on their hands! :D
Get orf moi laaaaaaaand! :D
Me and a bunch of mates had a farmer wave a shotgun at us once while we were picking 'shrooms on his land in Dorking. We very quickly apologised and left...
... was what he said.
i need to find a cat....
and a comb!!
Hmm I have a cat..but not a comb.