Well personally I'd like to say that this entire thread has proposturous overtones of inane indecipherable indescribable insanity comparible only to an increase in the price of butter which is a disgusting measure of society's hypocrasy, and will no doubt eventually bring about the downfall of the human race as we know it. It's a sorry to swear but it's an absolute f***ing disgrace, and do you know what caused this increase in butter pricing. It's the early releasing of those sick disgusting abomnible peadophiles from prison the filthy bastards. They get a new name, a new house, and new identity, police protention round the clock, and are free to roam around all our jolly hockey stick weilding attractive young girls! disgraceful!!!
On top of all that I heard a guy who serial raped several thousands horses got out of jail after 30 days in the stocks and being laughed at by everyone for his filthy behaviour, what is the world coming to? I also heard that a mass gamers survey on several reputable sites finally decreed Perfect Dark as the mass heap of septic arse that it is, I couldn't believe it at first but the gamefaqs forum backed it up so it must be true :(
Anyway how is everyone doing? I decided not to pay any taxes this year as I built a couple of junker PC's for a couple of idiots and that money was mine and I'd already paid for the frigging council to dig the f**king road up in my eyes, so if the authorites come looking for me for tax dodging I'll tell them go get it from them dirty cider drinking chavs down the road. Those filthy basts need to pay their f**king dues instead of burning up some smack in a spoon and leaving the dirty smack spoon and needle directly on my doorstep. Show some respect scumbags I know how to remove Norton Anti-Virus from a windows 95 PC you know. Like I say show some respect you f**king c**ts. God I need an Irn-Bru, or should I say none descript deity of many names to different religions I need an.....oh balls! Sorry make that a diet Irn-Bru :(
Anyway you are all a bunch of hypo-crates one way or another, and I found out that the moon is really made of green cheese. It's best not to ask me to back it up with evidence as the evidence itself would blow your mind to the point you may no longer be able to function in normal society. Yes take that into account you nimrods, it'll be like that Python sketch about the funniest joke ever, only instead of laughing to death you'll realise how so stupid you are you'll want to kill yourself.
Right that's about it really.
Erm? I'm off to play Goldeneye :D
Hang one what Snickers gone up by 50p That would've never happened to a Marathon!!!
That's not an April fool because the expectation and the reluctant were the same. Had you have said 'Ewgf makes a short post...' then posted a really long war and peace effort, that would have been April fool. Or the inverse, 'Another long winded post by Ewgf' and then just the line April fool.
..that was a pretty accurate take there DM... Did you use the online 'ewgf-bot' for that posting?... :p ...Actually, I shouldn't laugh... Im sure you could do just as good a job on imitating me really... ;)
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So everybody, do I ban him?
(a)that might be a bit naughty and
(b) I might forget to change it back...
I'm not, but he might be...
He could be "behind seven proxies"...
Or one of the people reading the post might be. WoS has an international readership :)
His name's Paulo...
How about renaming the post to ewgf makes a fool of himself
:D
Like I'd need outside help to do that...
On top of all that I heard a guy who serial raped several thousands horses got out of jail after 30 days in the stocks and being laughed at by everyone for his filthy behaviour, what is the world coming to? I also heard that a mass gamers survey on several reputable sites finally decreed Perfect Dark as the mass heap of septic arse that it is, I couldn't believe it at first but the gamefaqs forum backed it up so it must be true :(
Anyway how is everyone doing? I decided not to pay any taxes this year as I built a couple of junker PC's for a couple of idiots and that money was mine and I'd already paid for the frigging council to dig the f**king road up in my eyes, so if the authorites come looking for me for tax dodging I'll tell them go get it from them dirty cider drinking chavs down the road. Those filthy basts need to pay their f**king dues instead of burning up some smack in a spoon and leaving the dirty smack spoon and needle directly on my doorstep. Show some respect scumbags I know how to remove Norton Anti-Virus from a windows 95 PC you know. Like I say show some respect you f**king c**ts. God I need an Irn-Bru, or should I say none descript deity of many names to different religions I need an.....oh balls! Sorry make that a diet Irn-Bru :(
Anyway you are all a bunch of hypo-crates one way or another, and I found out that the moon is really made of green cheese. It's best not to ask me to back it up with evidence as the evidence itself would blow your mind to the point you may no longer be able to function in normal society. Yes take that into account you nimrods, it'll be like that Python sketch about the funniest joke ever, only instead of laughing to death you'll realise how so stupid you are you'll want to kill yourself.
Right that's about it really.
Erm? I'm off to play Goldeneye :D
Hang one what Snickers gone up by 50p That would've never happened to a Marathon!!!
The myth is cream cheese, not green cheese. When does the moon ever look green, even if it looks (to a child) like it's a floating cheese wheel?
[/Phil Kendal Pedantic Mode]
Already protecting us from the mind blowing evidence :D
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That's not an April fool because the expectation and the reluctant were the same. Had you have said 'Ewgf makes a short post...' then posted a really long war and peace effort, that would have been April fool. Or the inverse, 'Another long winded post by Ewgf' and then just the line April fool.
I've posted about it before you know :p
Yes, and your missus loves the ewgf emulator, when you're out at work ;)
Yep she finds it more attractive than the real thing :D
Or as Samuel L. "MF" Jackson would say it:
"This is WoMFS"
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