Is there any point in kim kardashian?

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  • edited April 2012
    i'd do her

    errrrrrrrrm
    To save mel participating in the thread any longer.
    if(pulse == yes && gender == female)
    {
    mel = "i'd do her"
    }
    
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    karingal wrote: »
    To save mel participating in the thread any longer.
    if(pulse == yes && gender == female)
    {
    mel = "i'd do her"
    }
    

    ooh its a Professional melthebell simulator
    2012 codemasters professional melthebell simulator availability denienced

    new info seek entry :)
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited April 2012
    ooh its a Professional melthebell simulator
    2012 codemasters professional melthebell simulator availability denienced

    new info seek entry :)
    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/forums/showthread.php?t=13663

    Dunno what took him so long and still not complete, the lack of logic made it a breeze to code...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    if(pulse == yes && gender == female)
    {
    mel = "i'd do her"
    }
    
    or
    
    if(pulse == yes && gender == male)
    {
    mel = "f*ck it! I've had enough snakebite, why not?"
    }
    

    I've expanded upon your original engine karingal.

    Give it a playtest and see if it's accurate :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited April 2012
    if(pulse == yes && gender == female)
    {
    mel = "i'd do her"
    }
     
    or
     
    if(pulse == yes && gender == male)
    {
    mel = "f*ck it! I've had enough snakebite, why not?"
    }
    

    I've expanded upon your original engine karingal.

    Give it a playtest and see if it's accurate :D
    You're underestimating mel's level of depravity, I don't think alcohol is required...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    karingal wrote: »
    You're underestimating mel's level of depravity, I don't think alcohol is required...

    :lol:

    I almost just choked on a peanut :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited April 2012
    :lol:

    I almost just choked on a peanut :D

    eating **** again?
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited April 2012
    Her sex tape was pretty good.
  • edited April 2012
    I think Kim Kardashian and her ilk serve a vital purpose; the car-crash television they produce allows everyone to feel good about their own lives no matter how wretched things might have been at times.
  • edited April 2012
    eating **** again?

    Nope just peanuts, planters honey roasted to be precise.

    Or at least I was an hour or so ago.
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited April 2012
    she got flour bombed :-)

  • edited April 2012
    I love the title of the vid.

    Yes I'm sure she was terrified, and the sheer pain of having to have a stylist wash it out of her hair for her then restyle her hair for about $8000. That's enough money for 2 meals at che gaylord.

    I bet there was an hour long special on Fox about it, probably has a slot where she talks about how deeply hurt she was by it all and how it could have been a bomb or a gun and how she wants the "attacker" to feel ashamed and to be prosecuted to the full extent of her chequebook.

    then she'll blabber on about how it left her terrified to leave the house......until she saw a guy with a camera and ran outside to be seen by him, but was offended because instead of pointing it at her he was following Jedward :D
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited April 2012
    def chris wrote: »
    she got flour bombed :-)

    let me know if she got nekkid and declared her undying lust for fresh(ish) Wookiee....til then, I'll be washing my fur
  • edited April 2012
    Wookiee wrote: »
    let me know if she got nekkid and declared her undying lust for fresh(ish) Wookiee....til then, I'll be washing my fur
    You can dream...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    I didn't read the first 5 pages of this thread ... has anyone made any funny comments about the thread-title yet?
  • edited April 2012
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    I didn't read the first 5 pages of this thread ... has anyone made any funny comments about the thread-title yet?
    Frequently...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    karingal wrote: »
    Frequently...

    Ah, ok ... well, let me add a couple more:

    1) Yes, at least two. Don't get too close to her, she might poke yer eyes out.

    2) "In" her? I don't want to, might catch something. MtB, she's all yours.
  • edited April 2012
    ZnorXman wrote: »
    2) "In" her? I don't want to, might catch something. MtB, she's all yours.
    You don't think he's already caught something from a previous "conquest"?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    karingal wrote: »
    You don't think he's already caught something from a previous "conquest"?

    When MtB runs SpecEmu on his computer, and it pops up a virus-warning ... it's not a false positive.
  • edited April 2012
    def chris wrote: »
    she got flour bombed :-)


    i bet she thought it was christmas, oh wait lol, it was flour.
  • edited April 2012
    I love the title of the vid.

    Yes I'm sure she was terrified,

    Knowing how the yanks are scared of their own shadow she probably was thinking it was anthrax.
  • edited April 2012
    beanz wrote: »
    Knowing how the yanks are scared of their own shadow she probably was thinking it was anthrax.
    Do you think she would know what anthrax was?
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited April 2012
    I've no idea who she is either. What made her famous?
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  • edited April 2012
    karingal wrote: »
    Do you think she would know what anthrax was?
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • edited April 2012
    The first (and so far only) time I saw her on video/tv of any kind...



    I had to look her up to see who she was (I usually recognise 99% of Wrestlemania guests) and by the looks of it, she was only famous for a reality show (which my best friend is obsessed with and tells me what happend all the time :( ) and a "leaked" sex tape.
  • I know little about this woman other than her family appear to be obsessed with the letter 'K'. It's like a really monotonous episode of Sesame Street.
  • edited April 2012
    I know little about this woman other than her family appear to be obsessed with the letter 'K'. It's like a really monotonous episode of Sesame Street.
    I think it's because the letter K symbolises the closest electron orbit around an atom's nucleus (the "K shell"). She's a big fan of sub-atomic physics, as is her whole family I believe.
  • edited April 2012
    mile wrote: »
    i bet she thought it was christmas, oh wait lol, it was flour.
    can't work out if that's a joke about snow, or about 'snow' ;)
  • I had to google her. I thought when I saw A picture of her I'd know who she was but I don't. She has her own thread on Wos so whoever she is, she must be important!
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    edited April 2012
    I love the title of the vid.

    Yes I'm sure she was terrified, and the sheer pain of having to have a stylist wash it out of her hair for her then restyle her hair for about $8000. That's enough money for 2 meals at che gaylord.

    I bet there was an hour long special on Fox about it, probably has a slot where she talks about how deeply hurt she was by it all and how it could have been a bomb or a gun and how she wants the "attacker" to feel ashamed and to be prosecuted to the full extent of her chequebook.

    then she'll blabber on about how it left her terrified to leave the house......until she saw a guy with a camera and ran outside to be seen by him, but was offended because instead of pointing it at her he was following Jedward :D

    I love Boozie's rants! They're so funny - you should have your own tv show:smile:
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