commonly mistaken with ralf little / marlon dingle .. he said he hated that on the radio (LBC).. BUT got someone to alter the website to show a pic of another presenter as phil collins as he looks similar
Scottie decided it would be a good idea to make a whole packet of Smash with 3 drops of water roll it into a ball and eat it. Which consequently AFAIK resulted in said potato ball sucking most of the water out of his body and feeling like a cannon ball coming out when it was toilet time :lol:
Scottie decided it would be a good idea to make a whole packet of Smash with 3 drops of water roll it into a ball and eat it. Which consequently AFAIK resulted in said potato ball sucking most of the water out of his body and feeling like a cannon ball coming out when it was toilet time :lol:
That's ringing bells now :lol:
Self-inflicted Prisoner of War torture only using Smash rather than rice :-o
we know loads about ya scottie.. ya give too much away , but then so do the rest of us.. it was funny that we have a mutual friend though. someone you went to school with.
back on subject.. so I sold a game today..
some p-head betting shop **** jumped the queue at the post office.. I hooked him up about it and got a load of abuse, he stank of beer..
was funny as the woman who denied him service I know.. said , not open and you jumped the queue. I was waiting for it to kick off , and sadly I was in the mood to kick off as I'm fed up of idiots in the post office jumping the queue or trying to. He was the one who got me in a mood where I wasn't up for putting up with such crud.
so I was going to work earlier in the evening.. only to find my car had been keyed..
not exactly rocket science to know who I think it was , them little wall bast's from 2 weeks ago who did it.. they knew what car I drove and didn't know if the house where I was going was mine or not.so now I will waste time tomorrow dealing with it.. joy..
of course they will deny it, but well in 3 years of parking it in the same place, rather odd that it suddenly is trashed after having dealings with them.
so I was going to work earlier in the evening.. only to find my car had been keyed..
not exactly rocket science to know who I think it was , them little wall bast's from 2 weeks ago who did it.. they knew what car I drove and didn't know if the house where I was going was mine or not.so now I will waste time tomorrow dealing with it.. joy..
of course they will deny it, but well in 3 years of parking it in the same place, rather odd that it suddenly is trashed after having dealings with them.
/vent over
could pretend it's a go-faster stripe?
seriously that's crap though. anyone who keys a car is low. jeremy kyle guest low. dirty den off eastenders low
Riding my unicycle today, I went about 5 miles. I got to a lane that skirted a rugly pitch unfortunately full of teenagers and many of them chavs.
"Gaarn mate fall off"
"Gaarn fall of into a ditch, yer c*nt"
"I'll give a tenner if anyone will push him off"
"Oi gizza go"
"Gaarn make im fall off!"
next thing two glass bottles came flying past my face and smashed on the wall beside me. Did I fall? Did I f*ck! Just rode quicker to get the hell out of that place.
When I got to my destination I took the train back, as it was getting dusk and I did not want to face a moonlit barrage of abuse from the chavs. :-x
Well, congrats Scottie on the 5 mile unicycle ride. That some accomplishment on one wheel :-)
I had similar thing some time back with road rage motorist giving me the verbal and making threats... Best solution a mini camera. Set it to record everytime u go out for a ride on your bike. A cheap MD80 camera would do the trick. Around ?10 on fleabay.
As for the bottle being thrown, that a physical act of aggression which could of easily resulted in a nasty injury, and they could be arrested for that.
seriously that's crap though. anyone who keys a car is low. jeremy kyle guest low. dirty den off eastenders low
sadly it's a tad wonky to be anything but what it is. got someone coming around later to talk about it. the "kids" were due to leave, so I guess were 15 after talking to the site manager (care taker?!?!) .. so yer, maybe they think the school "magically" will forget who they are, like men in black.
thing is because I wasn't out for a few days , I can't pinpoint the time / day. If it was a week day it would be more obvious. car was parked under a street light also.
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Reminds me of the T-shirts given out down here to the 'Tree Warden Action Team'.
It has to be done! :)
commonly mistaken with ralf little / marlon dingle .. he said he hated that on the radio (LBC).. BUT got someone to alter the website to show a pic of another presenter as phil collins as he looks similar
I'm envisioning a game like Fox Fights Back but with the main protagonist on a unicycle chucking exploding cream eggs - Scott Fights Back!
Could stick it in Miner Nightmare, although I've already got another screen referencing Scotties nice phone in there (again :D).
Yup!
Unicycles.
Flying Chav Bottles.
Flying liquid baby sh*t.
Karaoke.
Trips to syria (via teleporter I guess).
Creme egg counter.
Exploding microwaves.
Dodgy Piano shifters.
THUDerstorms.
Painful Potato Balls.
I'm sure the list goes on.
....and before anybody says anything NO! I'm not doing it! Miles Mad Mission was enough of a strain on my fragile little mind :p
"GINGERED!"
(cautiously asks what that was all about...)
Scottie decided it would be a good idea to make a whole packet of Smash with 3 drops of water roll it into a ball and eat it. Which consequently AFAIK resulted in said potato ball sucking most of the water out of his body and feeling like a cannon ball coming out when it was toilet time :lol:
Self-inflicted Prisoner of War torture only using Smash rather than rice :-o
You folkes know more about me than I realised. You been maintaining a list or something? What's the THUDerstorms?
Yeah, I was quite intrigued by THUDerstorms.
We wanna do a Frobush and swap lives with you Scottie!
Do not ask me that, it was soon after he died.:(
? I thought that was before
Yeah, I think it's for one of those big red books that Michael Aspel reads...
back on subject.. so I sold a game today..
some p-head betting shop **** jumped the queue at the post office.. I hooked him up about it and got a load of abuse, he stank of beer..
was funny as the woman who denied him service I know.. said , not open and you jumped the queue. I was waiting for it to kick off , and sadly I was in the mood to kick off as I'm fed up of idiots in the post office jumping the queue or trying to. He was the one who got me in a mood where I wasn't up for putting up with such crud.
Whoooooooo??
not exactly rocket science to know who I think it was , them little wall bast's from 2 weeks ago who did it.. they knew what car I drove and didn't know if the house where I was going was mine or not.so now I will waste time tomorrow dealing with it.. joy..
of course they will deny it, but well in 3 years of parking it in the same place, rather odd that it suddenly is trashed after having dealings with them.
/vent over
seriously that's crap though. anyone who keys a car is low. jeremy kyle guest low. dirty den off eastenders low
Well, congrats Scottie on the 5 mile unicycle ride. That some accomplishment on one wheel :-)
I had similar thing some time back with road rage motorist giving me the verbal and making threats... Best solution a mini camera. Set it to record everytime u go out for a ride on your bike. A cheap MD80 camera would do the trick. Around ?10 on fleabay.
As for the bottle being thrown, that a physical act of aggression which could of easily resulted in a nasty injury, and they could be arrested for that.
sadly it's a tad wonky to be anything but what it is. got someone coming around later to talk about it. the "kids" were due to leave, so I guess were 15 after talking to the site manager (care taker?!?!) .. so yer, maybe they think the school "magically" will forget who they are, like men in black.
thing is because I wasn't out for a few days , I can't pinpoint the time / day. If it was a week day it would be more obvious. car was parked under a street light also.