that teacher and student who've run off...
found their soundclouds. surprised they're still up. all his songs are apparently about her. could this be the first news story with its own ready-made soundtrack? weird...
him: http://soundcloud.com/jeremy-ayre-music
her: http://soundcloud.com/mermaiddimples
edit: main story, for anyone living in a cave! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19725791
him: http://soundcloud.com/jeremy-ayre-music
her: http://soundcloud.com/mermaiddimples
edit: main story, for anyone living in a cave! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19725791
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Hang the DJ I say
Think I'll leave it to Steve Wright -- it's too risky even for me to continue taking the piss out off at the mo... Could be a first, thinking about it :D
Batman lives in a cave and he's pretty up to date with what's going on!
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- IONIAN-GAMES.com -
just downloaded em :P
damn, cant get the first one either, its ok quite like it, very ****in dark and really really spooky now knowing the story and how it maybe about them
looks a bit evil in the photo on the 1st song ?!
yeah full of idiots
*gets coat*
Ya bast.
Batman doesn't live in a cave, he just has one, He lives in Wayne Manor.
Y-y-you mean... Batman is really millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne? Gosh!
Yes, that's right, his one "superpower" is that he has lots of money...
That's all it takes. America is a 'superpower'.
No, no, he lives in Turkey. Look, it's on Google Maps and everything.
https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Batman,+Turkey&hl=en&ll=38.030786,41.330566&spn=8.977906,17.20459&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=36.094886,68.818359&oq=batman&hnear=Batman,+Turkey&t=m&z=6
Very true...
I am the only one here that thinks ':-o ...right that's scary, BYE!!!'
interesting how the french police say they aren't helping, because appparently this is a normal thing to them!
Maybe they're heading for Spain, where the age of consent is 13 :-o
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They've just issued a European Arrest Warrant for him, despite not having the grounds to issue an actual arrest warrant were he standing right there.
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Welcome to Paedogeddon!
(allegedly)
Gotta love Chris Morris and Brasseye!!
cake
its a made up drug
*nips off to buy some clarky caps*