that teacher and student who've run off...

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• ccowley

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  def chris wrote: »

  found their soundclouds. surprised they're still up. all his songs are apparently about her. could this be the first news story with its own ready-made soundtrack? weird...
  
  him: http://soundcloud.com/jeremy-ayre-music

  Heheh...Someone has added the comment "Exhibit A" to his lyric "I was afraid someone would catch us." Noice :)
• def chris

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  hah, didn't notice the lyric there..
• ccowley

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Uh.... on listening to the whole song through. It seems pretty messed up. Much more than I thought initially. :(
• chop983

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  That's nothing yesterday they were on about it on BBC Radio2 news, next thing Steve Wright (Who played 'Wake me up before you go go' after Chernobyl was announced) then played The Who's 5:15, 'Girls of 15 Sexually knowing'.
  Hang the DJ I say
• ccowley

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Must admit, I thought the whole situation was *tons* funnier when I thought they'd just eloped together. One of those tunes (on SoundCloud, I mean...) is pretty dark, unless it's just some sort of subtle symbolism that I'm too dense to get...
  
  Think I'll leave it to Steve Wright -- it's too risky even for me to continue taking the piss out off at the mo... Could be a first, thinking about it :D
• Rebelstar without a cause

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  def chris wrote: »

  edit: main story, for anyone living in a cave! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19725791

  
  Batman lives in a cave and he's pretty up to date with what's going on!
• joefish

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Rebelstar without a cause wrote: »

  Batman lives in a cave and he's pretty up to date with what's going on!

  Didn't he move to a compound in Pakistan? Or was that someone else...

  Joefish
  - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
• joefish

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  ccowley wrote: »

  Heheh...Someone has added the comment "Exhibit A" to his lyric "I was afraid someone would catch us." Noice :)

  I also notice some moron has added the comment "She is twice your age" - haha - it's not Wayne Rooney this time, mate.

  Joefish
  - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
• def chris

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Rebelstar without a cause wrote: »

  Batman lives in a cave and he's pretty up to date with what's going on!

  I meant caves without digital telly or wi-fi :)
• mel the bell

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  def chris wrote: »

  found their soundclouds. surprised they're still up. all his songs are apparently about her. could this be the first news story with its own ready-made soundtrack? weird...
  
  him: http://soundcloud.com/jeremy-ayre-music
  her: http://soundcloud.com/mermaiddimples
  
  edit: main story, for anyone living in a cave! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19725791

  
  just downloaded em :P
  
  damn, cant get the first one either, its ok quite like it, very ****in dark and really really spooky now knowing the story and how it maybe about them

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• def chris

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  found more, this is his side project http://soundcloud.com/jaws-ayre-stevens
  
  looks a bit evil in the photo on the 1st song ?!
• ccowley

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  joefish wrote: »

  I also notice some moron has added the comment "She is twice your age" - haha - it's not Wayne Rooney this time, mate.

  :lol: Sometimes, the internet is just bliimin' great, isn't it!
• mel the bell

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  ccowley wrote: »

  :lol: Sometimes, the internet is just bliimin' great, isn't it!

  
  yeah full of idiots
  
  *gets coat*

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
• ccowley

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  mel the bell wrote: »

  yeah full of idiots
  
  *gets coat*

  Well batted.
  
  Ya bast.
• chop983

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Rebelstar without a cause wrote: »

  Batman lives in a cave and he's pretty up to date with what's going on!

  
  Batman doesn't live in a cave, he just has one, He lives in Wayne Manor.
• chrisgoodhead

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  chop983 wrote: »

  Batman doesn't live in a cave, he just has one, He lives in Wayne Manor.

  
  Y-y-you mean... Batman is really millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne? Gosh!
• GreenCard

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  chrisgoodhead wrote: »

  Y-y-you mean... Batman is really millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne? Gosh!

  
  Yes, that's right, his one "superpower" is that he has lots of money...
• Jumping Stack

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  GreenCard wrote: »

  Yes, that's right, his one "superpower" is that he has lots of money...

  
  That's all it takes. America is a 'superpower'.
• gasman

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  chop983 wrote: »

  Batman doesn't live in a cave, he just has one, He lives in Wayne Manor.

  
  No, no, he lives in Turkey. Look, it's on Google Maps and everything.
  
  https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Batman,+Turkey&hl=en&ll=38.030786,41.330566&spn=8.977906,17.20459&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=36.094886,68.818359&oq=batman&hnear=Batman,+Turkey&t=m&z=6
• rich_chandler

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  gasman wrote: »

  No, no, he lives in Turkey. Look, it's on Google Maps and everything.
  
  https://maps.google.com/maps?q=Batman,+Turkey&hl=en&ll=38.030786,41.330566&spn=8.977906,17.20459&sll=37.0625,-95.677068&sspn=36.094886,68.818359&oq=batman&hnear=Batman,+Turkey&t=m&z=6

  No, he lives on an air force base in Japan...

  I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
• GreenCard

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Jumping Stack wrote: »

  That's all it takes. America is a 'superpower'.

  
  Very true...
• Jimmo

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  def chris wrote: »

  found their soundclouds. surprised they're still up. all his songs are apparently about her. could this be the first news story with its own ready-made soundtrack? weird...
  
  him: http://soundcloud.com/jeremy-ayre-music
  her: http://soundcloud.com/mermaiddimples
  
  edit: main story, for anyone living in a cave! http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19725791

  
  I am the only one here that thinks ':-o ...right that's scary, BYE!!!'
• def chris

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  hard to say until more info comes out. I reckon they'll be found (safe) in the next few days tbh.
  
  interesting how the french police say they aren't helping, because appparently this is a normal thing to them!
• ccowley

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  def chris wrote: »

  interesting how the french police say they aren't helping, because appparently this is a normal thing to them!

  Apparently the age of consent is 15 in France (although they do have similar additional laws to us for someone in a position of authority over anyone under 18, which would seem to apply).
  
  Maybe they're heading for Spain, where the age of consent is 13 :-o
• joefish

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  def chris wrote: »

  interesting how the french police say they aren't helping, because appparently this is a normal thing to them!

  It does seem to be a bit disproportionate on the part of the UK reporting. Sure the parents would like to know where she is, but is there any indication she's actually in danger, or that any crime has been committed? If not, why the press coverage? It seems the school certainly has questions to answer, and the guy won't have a job if he does come back, but apart from that, what is there? Apart from... um... a press that will try to turn any old story into "FEAR-THE-PAEDOS!!!"... oh yeah, that.

  Joefish
  - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
• def chris

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  joefish wrote: »

  Sure the parents would like to know where she is, but is there any indication she's actually in danger, or that any crime has been committed?

  SKY just hinted as much... analyst guy talking to kay burley just said "these things normally end well." ffs, make your minds up!
• joefish

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  And now we see another bone thrown to the Daily Mail crowd.
  
  They've just issued a European Arrest Warrant for him, despite not having the grounds to issue an actual arrest warrant were he standing right there.

  Joefish
  - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
• martynneillson

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  We're not living in the British Isles, we're living on the Paedoph-Isles!
  
  Welcome to Paedogeddon!
  
  (allegedly)
• Jimmo

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  martynneillson wrote: »

  We're not living in the British Isles, we're living on the Paedoph-Isles!
  
  Welcome to Paedogeddon!
  
  (allegedly)

  
  Gotta love Chris Morris and Brasseye!!
• mel the bell

  September 2012 edited September 2012

  Jimmo wrote: »

  Gotta love Chris Morris and Brasseye!!

  
  cake
  
  its a made up drug
  
  *nips off to buy some clarky caps*

  Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling