Get a bit tipsy before you go into work, then get surly and abusive with everyone. You might be let off if it's your birthday..
Might work, one guy came in absolutely mortal one night, I tried to make him go home, and he kept insisting he was fine. He got all his work done before he left though and he left early because as he sobered up he got kind of sick and threw up all over himself, stupid f**ker :lol:
Anyway despite me having a go at him, and the Customer Service Manager telling him off, and leaving a big ranty email about it to the head honcho, and a big ranty note for my boss, absolutely nothing has been said to him about it.
Happy Birthday Boozey - I shall raise something when I arrive home....prob a Vodka/coke type thing :)
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Hello there my Freeky boozemonkey. Wishing you a fantabulous, splendiferous birthday. Play mucho Grand Theft Wotzit and Speccy goodness, for you deserve it. Yus. All the very best to you,
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Drink water for a change.
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the old drunken master
Who went to new pastures
If you get homesick
Just waggle your joystick
And think of your spec-chums
...drink beer, have a good'un(s)
Fire up the JSW editor and treat yourself to a few Kalibers :-)
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apiburfdee fella
My B'day will probably be a bit crap and uneventful, I've just got off work now, and I'm going back there tonight, oh well.
Get a bit tipsy before you go into work, then get surly and abusive with everyone. You might be let off if it's your birthday..
Might work, one guy came in absolutely mortal one night, I tried to make him go home, and he kept insisting he was fine. He got all his work done before he left though and he left early because as he sobered up he got kind of sick and threw up all over himself, stupid f**ker :lol:
Anyway despite me having a go at him, and the Customer Service Manager telling him off, and leaving a big ranty email about it to the head honcho, and a big ranty note for my boss, absolutely nothing has been said to him about it.
You making a special burfday curry?
1978, I can remember that clearly.
Have a good one.
G&P
I was only 4 then!:smile:
Infact I've stayed up too long, and I think I'm getting a cold, scratchy throat, feeling run down, bit of a cough coming on.....b*llocks!
I've had almost 3 beers but I just feel like crap now so I stopped while I was ahead, I'm having some beef n' veggie soup then I'm going to bed.
Not happy about having to go to work tonight (especially if I'm getting a cold or something) :evil:
maybe where you are it's less hassle to go in ill , then take the time off.. I like sharing my colds with everyone I work with as a result
Hope you don't have a cold! :)