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Kim Wilde wishes you a Merry Christmas!

deadpan666deadpan666
edited December 2012 in Chit chat


Better than the singing drunks I encounter on trains..... :D
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2012
    LOL, that is excellent...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • ccowleyccowley
    edited December 2012
    lol. Love it - she's properly p*ssed.

    Zombie on the right with his iPod headphones on throughout -- you missed out my friend.
  • thx1138thx1138
    edited December 2012
    we're the pi**ed of America
  • RalfRalf
    edited December 2012
    Wow, great show Kim! I can fully understand and appreciate some drunken joy. :smile:

    Just the audience sucks. These guys are so boring and stiff .
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    What was she doing on a train? Where was the chauffer driven limo?:grin:
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  • thx1138thx1138
    edited December 2012
    zx1 wrote: »
    What was she doing on a train? Where was the chauffer driven limo?:grin:

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  • RalfRalf
    edited December 2012
    By the way, if you want to see funny stuff about Kim Wilde you have also to see her 80ties performance in Poland.

    Security at concerts really sucked in Poland at those times and there were these two fans who were supposed just to give flowers but instead that gave a wild,lame, improvised dance with Kim.

    Have a look. A fat fella rulez ;)

  • richlrichl
    edited December 2012
    That's great! I don't mind happy drunks on trains, especially if they're Kim Wilde.

    I remember coming home from work the one time and being dead pleased to find an empty seat on a packed tube train only to realise why it was empty about 10 seconds after I'd sat down. The guy next to me was absolutely sh*t-faced and was attempting to set fire to and then eat a hamster that he'd doused in alcohol. He also kindly offered me one of his earphones so I could listen to the Sex Pistols with him.

    He only got off the train when he tried (unsuccessfully) to light a roll up and the guard threw him off. The woman opposite me was in hysterics the whole time whilst I was desperately trying to keep a straight face due to the fact the guy was swearing like a trooper at everyone else. Happy days.
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited December 2012
    she's quite hot in that vid Ralf, those guys are out of their league a bit lol

    always remember when she got duped into thinking homeless people were being clamped in london on The Day Today (can't find a clip on YT)
  • Mark R. JonesMark R. Jones
    edited December 2012
    That train video is brilliant, fair play to her! And the 2nd one is just plain hilarious.
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited December 2012
    good video

    pity mi video downloader seems to have stopped working for youtube vids :(
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  • thx1138thx1138
    edited December 2012
    use freemake
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2012
    Them blokes she's standing next to on the train seem like a right bunch of miserable sods. They're looking at her like she's just a drunken has been...

    ...oh hang on? :D
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  • WhenIWasCruelWhenIWasCruel
    edited December 2012
    Ralf wrote: »
    By the way, if you want to see funny stuff about Kim Wilde you have also to see her 80ties performance in Poland.

    Security at concerts really sucked in Poland at those times and there were these two fans who were supposed just to give flowers but instead that gave a wild,lame, improvised dance with Kim.

    Have a look. A fat fella rulez ;)


    most surreal and sinister live performance ever.
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited December 2012
    She's lookin a bit rough now...I'd still give her one though because it's kim wilde...I'd just close my eyes and remember her in the 80s.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2012
    beanz wrote: »
    She's lookin a bit rough now...I'd still give her one though because it's kim wilde...I'd just close my eyes and remember her in the 80s.
    I'd still give her one as well, I'd close my eyes and remember myself in the 80's...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    I'd give her one too...even though everything has probably drifted south:grin:
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  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited December 2012
    zx1 wrote: »
    I'd give her one too...even though everything has probably drifted south:grin:
    i doubt your that bad really

    errrrrrrm

    can i just add while were on the subject, if push comes to shove i suppose id do her too
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  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    mel the bell wrote: »
    i doubt your that bad really

    errrrrrrm

    can i just add while were on the subject, if push comes to shove i suppose id do her too

    I still would but then again i would also do Helen Mirren......:grin:
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    edited December 2012
    Good to see a celebrity not up themselves and just having a bit of fun. Shame some of the passengers did not share her enthusiasm, especially that Asian chap to her left,, he looked like all he wanted was for her to stfu..
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  • def chrisdef chris
    edited December 2012
    to be fair I tend to despise being held captive audience to random displays of public merriment

    like those 'flash-mob' things that americans love. really hope I never get caught up in one of those
  • stupidgetstupidget
    edited December 2012
    def chris wrote: »
    to be fair I tend to despise being held captive audience to random displays of public merriment

    like those 'flash-mob' things that americans love. really hope I never get caught up in one of those

    I'm with you there chap. If a group of like minded show-off's want to have a 'dance off' well feel free, but, for the love of god don't inflict your pointless arse waving and blatant 'look at me look at me' attitude upon me. You bunch of fecking twunts :-)
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited December 2012
    It's a bit like Mariachi singers in Mexican restaurants who stand by your table singing and playing their songs while you eat or try to have a conversation.

    "here is $5 go away and don't come back, I don't want your spittle flying in my dinner while you sing thanks"
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    def chris wrote: »
    to be fair I tend to despise being held captive audience to random displays of public merriment

    like those 'flash-mob' things that americans love. really hope I never get caught up in one of those

    What is that flash mob thing all about?
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  • def chrisdef chris
    edited December 2012
    zx1 wrote: »
    What is that flash mob thing all about?
    stuff like this



    cringe.
    stupidget wrote: »
    I'm with you there chap. If a group of like minded show-off's want to have a 'dance off' well feel free, but, for the love of god don't inflict your pointless arse waving and blatant 'look at me look at me' attitude upon me. You bunch of fecking twunts :-)
    common sense really, and yet it seems like you'll get branded a grump/killjoy for this kind of attitude in most places
  • Rebelstar without a causeRebelstar without a cause
    edited December 2012
    Luckily this is the grumpy old men forum! :D
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited December 2012
    I'm not grumpy at all, just don't like having a bunch of glittery hat wearing, x-factor worshipping, facebook/twitter obsessed teenagers imposing their idea of 'wacky fun' on me in a public arena.

    ok, I'm grumpy!
  • beanzbeanz
    edited December 2012
    There was a "hug a stranger" thing going on over here about a year ago...you were supposed to hug a stranger randomly or based on them looking miserable.

    I was approached by a young lovely about 20yrs old at an open market who said "can I have a hug?"..of course I hugged her even though she didn't look miserable...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2012
    I'm grumpy.

    Outside of the evil Walmart was a Sally Army guy with a beard and a Santa hat dancing to Wham's Last Christmas. He's jumping around ringing his bell, singing and shouting "Come on! Wave at me! Woohoo! Merry Christmas".

    I asked my wife if it was wrong that I wanted to stab him? She said probably :D

    Those guys annoy me, back in England they wouldn't be allowed to ring that bell, or shake their collection bucket. But the Americans love beggars, aggressive collecting, and Panhandling.

    I gave the Sally Army guy outside of my workplace a few dollar bills a little while ago because he had his radio at a sensible volume, rang his bell every minute or so, and just said "Hey how's it going?" to people. When I gave money he said "Thank you very much, merry christmas". Instead of jumping up and down on the spot like a chihuahua with ADD, and trying to hug me for my generosity.
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2012
    beanz wrote: »
    There was a "hug a stranger" thing going on over here about a year ago...you were supposed to hug a stranger randomly or based on them looking miserable.

    I was approached by a young lovely about 20yrs old at an open market who said "can I have a hug?"..of course I hugged her even though she didn't look miserable...

    Why do I now have an image of Albert Steptoe in my head? :D

    "You dirty old man!!!" ;)
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