Kim Wilde wishes you a Merry Christmas!

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  • edited December 2012
    I'm not grumpy.

    I just don't like fun that's all.

    EDIT> though Kim Wilde drunk on the train might be an exception.
  • edited December 2012
    i'm not grumpy, i just hate everybody and i'm completely disgusted by the universe.
  • edited December 2012
    i'm not grumpy, i just hate everybody and i'm completely disgusted by the universe, except Alessandro.

    Fixed :-P
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    I'm grumpy.

    Outside of the evil Walmart was a Sally Army guy with a beard and a Santa hat dancing to Wham's Last Christmas. He's jumping around ringing his bell, singing and shouting "Come on! Wave at me! Woohoo! Merry Christmas".

    I asked my wife if it was wrong that I wanted to stab him? She said probably :D

    Those guys annoy me, back in England they wouldn't be allowed to ring that bell, or shake their collection bucket. But the Americans love beggars, aggressive collecting, and Panhandling.

    If that was Newcastle the guy would be stabbed to death in seconds probably by some chav with a can of Special Brew and a pitbull:grin:
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    i'm not grumpy, i just everybordy and i'm completely disgusted by the universe.

    Well you won't have to worry about that after next friday!:grin:
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited December 2012
    R-Tape wrote: »
    Fixed :-P

    or especially alessandro.

    i'm gonna insert the missing word.
  • edited December 2012
    or especially alessandro.

    i'm gonna insert the missing word.

    I'm not too sure about him either, not since I tried to play level 6 of his game.

    Award for most amusing edit 2012 goes to WIWC :D
  • edited December 2012
    beanz wrote: »
    There was a "hug a stranger" thing going on over here about a year ago...you were supposed to hug a stranger randomly or based on them looking miserable.
    That was just ZnorXman...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited December 2012
    I thought it was hump a stranger?
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  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2012
    fogartylee wrote: »
    I thought it was hump a stranger?

    That's known as rape.....
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited December 2012
    zx1 wrote: »
    That's known as rape.....

    Technically yes, but I never complained....
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  • edited December 2012
    Luckily this is the grumpy old men forum! :D

    I've got one thing to say against that:
    "BAH!" and "Humbug!"
  • edited December 2012
    karingal wrote: »
    beanz wrote: »
    There was a "hug a stranger" thing going on over here about a year ago...you were supposed to hug a stranger randomly or based on them looking miserable.
    That was just ZnorXman...

    I know, everyone always looks miserable to me. Especially that thing I see in the mirror in the morning.

    Can't hug that crap away though...
  • edited December 2012
    Oh, wait ... did I just give away the reason why I hug people?
    ( To try and cheer up the miserable ones, or to smear the crud on them? -Ed )

    Yes.
  • edited December 2012
    I think the hugging thing only works if you are a 20 something young lovely.

    If a 20 something male came asking for a hug things wouldn't have ended so well.
  • edited December 2012
    beanz wrote: »
    I think the hugging thing only works if you are a 20 something young lovely.

    It works for me ... so I [strike]must be[/strike] AM a 20 something young lovely! :D
    beanz wrote: »
    If a 20 something male came asking for a hug things wouldn't have ended so well.

    What, you're afraid it might thaw out your ice cold brick of a heart? :razz:
  • edited December 2012
    beanz wrote: »
    I think the hugging thing only works if you are a 20 something young lovely.

    If a 20 something male came asking for a hug things wouldn't have ended so well.

    I'd have been worried the little punk was going to stab me.....with a knife before anybody makes any gaylord jokes! ;)
    Every night is curry night!
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