Vanilla Ice is a veritable Shakespeare compared to this monstrosity:
....
robbie williams is amazingly annoying. clearly thinks he's a bit 'edgy' and leftfield but has just churned out a career of pap. can't think of anyone more cringe inducing
She looks like an African Queen
She's eating twelve Japatis and cream
What's the news Mary Jane? - The Beatles, obviously recorded after taking various substances.
talking of Beatles this one from McCartney
"Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favor,
Open the door and let 'em in"
"Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favor,
Open the door and let 'em in"
not quite Eleanor Rigby :D
Wonder if Macca realises the BNP adopted this tune as the theme for their campaign against lettin' all them foreigns into the country :D
I'm sure Sir Paul would not be too impressed by that :lol:
"Well I think I'm losing my mind this time,
Said I think I'm losing my mind, that's right,
I think I'm losing my mind this time,
This time, I'm losing my mind."
I think 'Rock DJ' is unashamed nonsense though. Whereas Vanilla Ice was trying oh-so-hard to be deadly serious. No, on the way home I was subjected to worse by Carly Simon.
So, how the hell do you wear a hat 'below one eye'? Who pronounces 'apricot' as 'appri-cot'? And as for the line, 'you probably think this song is about you' - well, of course it is, if you're the person in question. How far up her own jacksy is Carly Simon to write a song criticising someone else for being vain and assuming the song is about them when it blatantly is a song about the vain person she's singing about? Nutcase that woman. Steer clear.
I think 'Rock DJ' is unashamed nonsense though. Whereas Vanilla Ice was trying oh-so-hard to be deadly serious.
Well both songs were utter mince, granted, but at least Vanilla Ice only bothered the charts once, by which time everyone had cottoned on that he was a fake wannabe gangsta with crap hair and moved on to, erm, Snow. And if you're going to sample a familiar bassline, might as well make it one of John Deacon's.
I've heard more Robbie Williams songs than I'd care to admit to, and I still have no idea what he's wibbling on about in most of them, but 'Rock DJ' must surely be the lowlight of his career. "I know, I'll throw in some blowjob references and nick a few lyrics from old hip hop records just to show how 'downwiddit' I am, and everyone will forget I'm a fat bloke from Staffordshire who started his career prancing around singing Barry Manilow covers! Oh and I won't bother with a tune, either."
Still, at least it's not Sc**ting for G*rls... I can't even bring myself to type their name SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *implodes*
Oh, Robbie Williams is far more cynical than that. Him and Mika are great ones for remixing familiar tunes as the intros for their songs to make them seem 'familiar' even when you hear them for the first time. Purely engineered pop tat; all the major producers are at it, and it works on the masses of people who just buy what they're told.
I've heard more Robbie Williams songs than I'd care to admit to, and I still have no idea what he's wibbling on about in most of them, but 'Rock DJ' must surely be the lowlight of his career.
Pretty much anything from this things can be described as "slightly dodgy" :lol:
WARNING!!! NSFW...NSFLife etc ;-)
I love this tune simply because it samples the only really famous Zombies song :lol:
Basically anything by Necro will fit this thread, especially Dead Body Disposal which I'm almost certain you could really use to dispose of a corpse without being caught? :lol:
I think "artists" i.e. manufactrured tossers with no talent who try to go it alone need to do something different. I don't mean collabing in the typical style and jumping on with a DJ I mean really try something else :D
Imagine Hardcore Punk album by Nicole Appelton, or Drum n' Bass album by James Blunt, or Black Metal album by Nadine Coyle, or Susan Boyles Nerdcore Rap album :lol:
Of course they'd all suck balls, but I'd give em' a listen, and a bit of kudos for trying :D
just remembered this, almost up there with that Des'ree one for woefulness...
"The car won't start - it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows - got a run in my hose
My hair went flat - man, I hate that
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress - I must confess
This could be worse than PMS "
Imagine Hardcore Punk album by Nicole Appelton, or Drum n' Bass album by James Blunt, or Black Metal album by Nadine Coyle, or Susan Boyles Nerdcore Rap album :lol:
For some reason I have in my head the voice of 'Pam Ayres performs the hits of Whitesnake':
Now Oi don't know where Oi'm go-in'
But Oi shurr know where Oi've bin.
Or maybe some 'Give me All Your Love':
When Oi first saw you baby, you took me breath away -
I knew yurr name wer' Trouble, but me 'eart got in the way.
...
Oi don't even know yerr name an' Oi can't leave you alone.
Oi'm runnin' round in circles, like a dog, wivout a bone.
For some reason I have in my head the voice of 'Pam Ayres performs the hits of Whitesnake':
Now Oi don't know where Oi'm go-in'
But Oi shurr know where Oi've bin.
Or maybe some 'Give me All Your Love':
When Oi first saw you baby, you took me breath away -
I knew yurr name wer' Trouble, but me 'eart got in the way.
...
Oi don't even know yerr name an' Oi can't leave you alone.
Oi'm runnin' round in circles, like a dog, wivout a bone.
In the still o'the noight
Oi 'ear the wolf 'owl, 'oney
Sniffin' around yurr dorr
In the still o'the noight
Oi feel me 'eart beatin' 'eavy
Telling me Oi gotta 'ave morrrr...
Even worse are unintentional mis-interpretations of lyrics when heard by speakers of other languages. Two examples from my memory:
The opening lines of Lipps Inc's Funky Town ("Gotta make a move to a town that's right for me") are misinterpreted by many Italian listeners as "Caro amico mio culattone aspettami", which translates as "Wait for me, my dear b*gg*r friend".
There is a long running joke among Sicilian dark/goth/New Wave followers about Bauhaus's In The Flat Field. When Peter Murphy screams "I get bored, I do get bored", his Northampton (I believe) accent makes the line sound almost exactly as "Ma chi bboi? Ma tu chi bboi?", which is Sicilian for "Whaddaya want? But ya, whaddaya want?" (especially used when dealing with annoying people and/or requests).
Even worse are unintentional mis-interpretations of lyrics when heard by speakers of other languages.
Mis-heard lyrics are bad enough when they're supposed to be speaking the same language...
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. - Jimi Hendrix I look like Casper without m' make-up. - Robbie Williams Got my first real sex dream... - Bryan Adams The ants are my friends,.. - Bob Dylan West Virginia, Mountin' Momma, - John Denver There's a bathroom on the right. - Creedance Clearwater Revival Dirty deeds, done with sheep. - AC/DC
And some are just downright unintelligible. Creedance Clearwater Revival's Down on the Corner is a good example. If you don't know the lyrics, just about every other line sounds like nonsense.
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robbie williams is amazingly annoying. clearly thinks he's a bit 'edgy' and leftfield but has just churned out a career of pap. can't think of anyone more cringe inducing
talking of Beatles this one from McCartney
"Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Someone's knockin' at the door
Somebody's ringin' the bell
Do me a favor,
Open the door and let 'em in"
not quite Eleanor Rigby :D
Wonder if Macca realises the BNP adopted this tune as the theme for their campaign against lettin' all them foreigns into the country :D
I'm sure Sir Paul would not be too impressed by that :lol:
"Well I think I'm losing my mind this time,
Said I think I'm losing my mind, that's right,
I think I'm losing my mind this time,
This time, I'm losing my mind."
But it's the Beastie Boys, so that's ok... :D
So, how the hell do you wear a hat 'below one eye'? Who pronounces 'apricot' as 'appri-cot'? And as for the line, 'you probably think this song is about you' - well, of course it is, if you're the person in question. How far up her own jacksy is Carly Simon to write a song criticising someone else for being vain and assuming the song is about them when it blatantly is a song about the vain person she's singing about? Nutcase that woman. Steer clear.
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It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody
I'm the Scatman.
Can't go severely wrong with that one, eh?
Up With the Cock - Judge Dread.
I know a girl who works on a farm
If you listen to me I'll tell you a yarn
Always asleep by ten o'clock
At six on the dot she's up with the cock
Up with the cock (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the cock
To milk a heard of Jersys
At seven's her first bit
She warms her hands to please the cows
When she gives a pull on the tit
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the cock (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the cock
Twice a week a smelly job
Is when she cleans the yard
Scraping up the cow dung,
Yes life on the farm's so hard
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the cock (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the cock
She was in the field one sunny day
Plowing all alone
She cought her foot in the driving train
It made her scream and moan
Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the cock (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the cock
When it is time to harvest comes
Sunshine is just the trick
But when the weather's nasty
It has her coming quick
Coming quick (x2)
Scream and moan (x2)
It's so hard (x2)
Pull on the tit (x2)
Up with the cock (x2)
At six o'clock she's up with the cock
Well both songs were utter mince, granted, but at least Vanilla Ice only bothered the charts once, by which time everyone had cottoned on that he was a fake wannabe gangsta with crap hair and moved on to, erm, Snow. And if you're going to sample a familiar bassline, might as well make it one of John Deacon's.
I've heard more Robbie Williams songs than I'd care to admit to, and I still have no idea what he's wibbling on about in most of them, but 'Rock DJ' must surely be the lowlight of his career. "I know, I'll throw in some blowjob references and nick a few lyrics from old hip hop records just to show how 'downwiddit' I am, and everyone will forget I'm a fat bloke from Staffordshire who started his career prancing around singing Barry Manilow covers! Oh and I won't bother with a tune, either."
Still, at least it's not Sc**ting for G*rls... I can't even bring myself to type their name SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! SHE'S SO LOVE-ER-LEY! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH *implodes*
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I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
WARNING!!! NSFW...NSFLife etc ;-)
Nope, it gets worse...
:cry:
I love this tune simply because it samples the only really famous Zombies song :lol:
Basically anything by Necro will fit this thread, especially Dead Body Disposal which I'm almost certain you could really use to dispose of a corpse without being caught? :lol:
http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00013531.html :D
Imagine Hardcore Punk album by Nicole Appelton, or Drum n' Bass album by James Blunt, or Black Metal album by Nadine Coyle, or Susan Boyles Nerdcore Rap album :lol:
Of course they'd all suck balls, but I'd give em' a listen, and a bit of kudos for trying :D
I know you feel like you need a long vacation.
Hank Marvin - Don't Talk
Truly awful lyrics, and the song isn't too great either.
"The car won't start - it's falling apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows - got a run in my hose
My hair went flat - man, I hate that
Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress - I must confess
This could be worse than PMS "
Shania Twain - Honey I'm Home
But Oi shurr know where Oi've bin.
I knew yurr name wer' Trouble, but me 'eart got in the way.
...
Oi don't even know yerr name an' Oi can't leave you alone.
Oi'm runnin' round in circles, like a dog, wivout a bone.
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Sad thing is it may work :D
I once asked a kangaroo to marry me...
...said she didn't want to be tied down. :lol:
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Justice. :D
In the still o'the noight
Oi 'ear the wolf 'owl, 'oney
Sniffin' around yurr dorr
In the still o'the noight
Oi feel me 'eart beatin' 'eavy
Telling me Oi gotta 'ave morrrr...
Oh my! Think I need a lie down now.
Well she used to go out with Normski (uber-irritating presenter of Dance Energy who went 'Yo yo yo yo!!!!' a lot) so she knows a bit about hip hop.
In fact why not go one better and have her join the band as a replacement for MCA?
And vis is me y'awl, I emcee y'awl
Me name is JSP and I stiww do wot I please
Mis-heard lyrics are bad enough when they're supposed to be speaking the same language...
'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. - Jimi Hendrix
I look like Casper without m' make-up. - Robbie Williams
Got my first real sex dream... - Bryan Adams
The ants are my friends,.. - Bob Dylan
West Virginia, Mountin' Momma, - John Denver
There's a bathroom on the right. - Creedance Clearwater Revival
Dirty deeds, done with sheep. - AC/DC
And some are just downright unintelligible. Creedance Clearwater Revival's Down on the Corner is a good example. If you don't know the lyrics, just about every other line sounds like nonsense.
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