Oh no, now I am a wise Guru, didn`t last long though, I woke up this morning to a blanket of snow ( outside of course ) jumped out of bed, went out and cleared it away, then went in and put some clothes on......
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Oh no, now I am a wise Guru, didn`t last long though, I woke up this morning to a blanket of snow ( outside of course ) jumped out of bed, went out and cleared it away, then went in and put some clothes on......
Oh no, now I am a wise Guru, didn`t last long though, I woke up this morning to a blanket of snow ( outside of course ) jumped out of bed, went out and cleared it away, then went in and put some clothes on......
How come you did that ?! I normally clear snow if i need to go somewhere. If i clear it, go back to bed, i'm sure when i wake up there'll be more to clear ! Must be like groundhog day for you ! ;)
How come you did that ?! I normally clear snow if i need to go somewhere. If i clear it, go back to bed, i'm sure when i wake up there'll be more to clear ! Must be like groundhog day for you ! ;)
No I have to clear stuff like that, otherwise the people who I look after can`t get to the van for their day centres, if they get hurt, I get sued. The annoying thing is that by the time I got back in, the day centres had phoned to tell me that they would be closed untill the snow clears, as I am not allowed to leave them in the house alone, I am stuck indoors even if it is untill after Christmas. I haven`t even got the Turkey yet. Even more annoying is the fact that I am not allowed to call in an outside carer to cover for me, as they have to be trained and vetted by the umberella agency which I am paid through, even though I am self employed, I still have to answer to social services and placement agencies. As yet there are no approved support staff fully trained.
I know of at least one other Wos member who has the very same work situation and although his client group are different from mine, the situation is identical, bl**dy authorities.
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
...what next, dodgy handshakes, trowels and aprons...?
This snow is a bugger with one trouser leg rolled up, no I am not a Mason, just a cheeky monkey........From the East........Ouch I have just been hit on the head........
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Oh i see, sorry i thought you meant from your 'home home' kinda thing.
But i forgot what job you did so yeah not surprised. Think i got out of picking up the missus tonight from her work do (Shes not gonna bother drinking) so thankfully i havent been out on the roads yet.
Just took the dog round the block, i was skidding and sliding like a right old fool, very embarassing.
as they have to be trained and vetted by the umberella agency which I am paid through,
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Man zombie sitting thats got to be the worst job ever.
Umbrella agency training manual.
Point 1: Do not get bitten ever ever ever ever.
Point 2: If you do get bitten you will automaticaly be moved from the employee band and will heceforth become a customer of the umbrella agency. All monies owed to you by us will go towards your on going care.
Point 3:As we know there is only one way to stop a rampaging zombie and thats is through seperation of the head from the body or severe cranial trauma, neither of these methods are aproved for use on our paying customers. In the event that you become involved in such a situation try these following steps.
step 1. Hold your hands in front of you in a placating manner.
step 2. Often zombies can be distracted with cat food.
step 3. If steps 1 and 2 fail please ring your local umbrella agency office who will dispatch your replacement/ future carer.
You couldn`t be more right about that, for the last three Christmas`s I have asked for cover for just one evening to go and see Sparks last year, Gary Numan this year, can`t even remember the year before. About four weeks after the concert had passed, each time, they contacted me and said, " The manager is going to cover for you, what evening do you want her to come ? ".
When they are told that they are four weeks late they always say the same thing, " never mind, there is always next year ".
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Oh no, now I am a wise Guru, didn`t last long though, I woke up this morning to a blanket of snow ( outside of course ) jumped out of bed, went out and cleared it away, then went in and put some clothes on......
I might have got arrested for Decent exposure, Is it just me or does anyone else find it puzzling, If a woman walks around in public with no clothes on, people laugh, if a man does it he gets arrested, bloody double standards....
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Evidence relating to the death of Government weapons inspector David Kelly is to be kept secret for 70 years, it has been reported.
A highly unusual ruling by Lord Hutton, who chaired the inquiry into Dr Kelly's death, means medical records including the post-mortem report will remain classified until after all those with a direct interest in the case are dead, the Mail on Sunday reported.
And a 30-year secrecy order has been placed on written records provided to Lord Hutton's inquiry which were not produced in evidence.
The Ministry of Justice said decisions on the evidence were a matter for Lord Hutton. But Liberal Democrat MP Norman Baker, who has conducted his own investigations into Dr Kelly's death, described the order as "astonishing".
Dr Kelly's body was found in woods close to his Oxfordshire home in 2003, shortly after it was revealed that he was the source of a BBC report casting doubt on the Government's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction capable of being fired within 45 minutes.
An inquest was suspended by then Lord Chancellor Lord Falconer, who ruled that Lord Hutton's inquiry could take its place. But in the event, the inquiry focused more on the question of how the BBC report came to be broadcast than on the medical explanation for Dr Kelly's death.
Lord Hutton's report in 2004 concluded that Dr Kelly killed himself by cutting an artery in his wrist. But the finding has been challenged by doctors who claim that the weapons inspector's stated injuries were not serious enough.
One of the doctors seeking a full inquest, former assistant coroner Michael Powers, told the Mail on Sunday he had seen a letter from the legal team of Oxfordshire County Council explaining the unusual restrictions placed by Lord Hutton on material relating to his inquiry.
The letter states: "Lord Hutton made a request for the records provided to the inquiry, not produced in evidence, to be closed for 30 years, and that medical (including post-mortem) reports and photographs be closed for 70 years."
Dr Powers asked: "Supposedly all evidence relevant to the cause of death has been heard in public at the time of Lord Hutton's inquiry. If these secret reports support the suicide finding, what could they contain that could be so sensitive?"
Of course he killed himself, o.k. he only had about a cupfull of blood in his body, but perhaps he did it somewhere else and then crawled 2 miles to the spot in question, nothing to see here folks, move on;)
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
Of course he killed himself, o.k. he only had about a cupfull of blood in his body, but perhaps he did it somewhere else and then crawled 2 miles to the spot in question, nothing to see here folks, move on;)
However, I have read that he was unrecognisable after death, does a cut wrist do that to you ? Makes me wonder where the other several hundred Top Scientists and Microbiologists who have " killed themselves " in mysterious circumstances over the past few years have gone really. If someone had killed a person with MI5 & MI6 links, the government would turn everything upside down to find the killer, unless they were involved in someway. Perhaps they are all alive and well and have been spirited away to work on "Special assignment".
Every time I read that the oldest person in the world has died, I have to do a quick check to see it isn't ME..........
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Yeah errrr thats the definition of not being lost.
That would be the number 7 bus then?
Didn't your feet get cold?
How come you did that ?! I normally clear snow if i need to go somewhere. If i clear it, go back to bed, i'm sure when i wake up there'll be more to clear ! Must be like groundhog day for you ! ;)
No I have to clear stuff like that, otherwise the people who I look after can`t get to the van for their day centres, if they get hurt, I get sued. The annoying thing is that by the time I got back in, the day centres had phoned to tell me that they would be closed untill the snow clears, as I am not allowed to leave them in the house alone, I am stuck indoors even if it is untill after Christmas. I haven`t even got the Turkey yet. Even more annoying is the fact that I am not allowed to call in an outside carer to cover for me, as they have to be trained and vetted by the umberella agency which I am paid through, even though I am self employed, I still have to answer to social services and placement agencies. As yet there are no approved support staff fully trained.
I know of at least one other Wos member who has the very same work situation and although his client group are different from mine, the situation is identical, bl**dy authorities.
This snow is a bugger with one trouser leg rolled up, no I am not a Mason, just a cheeky monkey........From the East........Ouch I have just been hit on the head........
But i forgot what job you did so yeah not surprised. Think i got out of picking up the missus tonight from her work do (Shes not gonna bother drinking) so thankfully i havent been out on the roads yet.
Just took the dog round the block, i was skidding and sliding like a right old fool, very embarassing.
Man zombie sitting thats got to be the worst job ever.
Umbrella agency training manual.
Point 1: Do not get bitten ever ever ever ever.
Point 2: If you do get bitten you will automaticaly be moved from the employee band and will heceforth become a customer of the umbrella agency. All monies owed to you by us will go towards your on going care.
Point 3:As we know there is only one way to stop a rampaging zombie and thats is through seperation of the head from the body or severe cranial trauma, neither of these methods are aproved for use on our paying customers. In the event that you become involved in such a situation try these following steps.
step 1. Hold your hands in front of you in a placating manner.
step 2. Often zombies can be distracted with cat food.
step 3. If steps 1 and 2 fail please ring your local umbrella agency office who will dispatch your replacement/ future carer.
When they are told that they are four weeks late they always say the same thing, " never mind, there is always next year ".
Feet? What about the rest of him????????
70-year gag on Kelly death evidence
24.01.10
Evidence relating to the death of Government weapons inspector David Kelly is to be kept secret for 70 years, it has been reported.
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However, I have read that he was unrecognisable after death, does a cut wrist do that to you ? Makes me wonder where the other several hundred Top Scientists and Microbiologists who have " killed themselves " in mysterious circumstances over the past few years have gone really. If someone had killed a person with MI5 & MI6 links, the government would turn everything upside down to find the killer, unless they were involved in someway. Perhaps they are all alive and well and have been spirited away to work on "Special assignment".
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