The Official Crap Games Competition 2013 Thread!

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  • C64 owners on a plane?
    C64 owners out of a plane, now that's a game!
  • edited July 2013
    Great idea, but how does one go about accurately representing the colour "poo brown" on a Speccy?
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited July 2013
    Add in support for ULA Plus I suppose.

    that gives me an idea...
  • R-Tape wrote: »
    It's crap game Saturday!

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    Parking Meter Simulator

    Nice to have an entry from absinthe boy, one of the few left who still code on real hardware.

    Why does it never reject my coin? This is not a very realistic simulator imho. I expect to see this rectified in the sequel! :p
  • edited July 2013
    I own a Spectrum and a Commodore 64, what does that make me?

    To be fair, I only acquired the C64 in the last decade. I always referred to them as "Crappadore 64" in the day. What an unimaginative colour palate.
  • edited July 2013
    To paraphrase David Darling, Otters on a Plane is "otterly brilliant!"
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited July 2013
    I own a Spectrum and a Commodore 64, what does that make me?

    it's a bit like someone that follows 2 football teams really. In this case it would be like if you supported Man Utd and Barnstaple Ladies FC Sunday League reserves
  • edited July 2013
    I'm addicted to that otter game now... curse you carlsson:grin:
    def chris wrote: »
    it's a bit like someone that follows 2 football teams really. In this case it would be like if you supported Man Utd and Barnstaple Ladies FC Sunday League reserves

    And that's my next idea for a CGC entry sorted. Advanced Plucky Outsiders Predictably Get Thumped 37-0 by Conglomerate Of Millionaires Simulator.

    I know next to bugger-all about football, so I'm definitely the man for the job!

    I could even rush-release Advanced Plucky Outsiders Predictably Get Thumped 37-0 by Conglomerate Of Millionaires Simulator Carnival next year to coincide with the World Cup. Same game, but with flashy packaging, a different loading screen and a new, exciting price tag.
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited July 2013
    leespoons wrote: »
    I could even rush-release Advanced Plucky Outsiders Predictably Get Thumped 37-0 by Conglomerate Of Millionaires Simulator Carnival next year to coincide with the World Cup.
    :lol: sounds like a plan
  • edited July 2013
    I wonder if we can persuade Kevin Toms to release Fotterball Manager?

    By the way, I was completely oblivious that something like this already existed:
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/afrox/works/8768633-otters-on-a-plane
  • 10 days to go...
  • 6 days...
  • edited August 2013
    6 days...

    shudder
  • R-Tape wrote: »
    shudder

    Oh don't be like that! It might be good. It's written in BASIC!
  • edited August 2013
    Better not rush it, we don't want another 2600 E.T. (which some people might consider belonged to a crap game compo anyway)

    And yes, I just remembered we already have an E.T. game in this year's compo... what a coincidence! Now I wonder what the love child between E.T. and an otter would look like.
  • carlsson wrote: »
    Now I wonder what the love child between E.T. and an otter would look like.

    I don't know but I'd like to find out!
  • edited August 2013
    carlsson wrote: »
    I wonder if we can persuade Kevin Toms to release Fotterball Manager?*

    There's no need...to mark the start of the football season, which I gather is today, there's a monster in my inbox.

    And that's not a euphemism. And there's no otters in it.

    Details on Sunday...

    *though Anders, I'm hoping beyond hope you do write fotterball manager! (with or without Kevin Tom's help)
  • edited August 2013
    New game!, marking the start of the football season:

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    Football Managerless

    By Rebelstar without a cause.

    A really quite absorbing football management game, with Kevin Toms as centre forward (if you want).

    I'm hopeless at footie, but can you, manager of WOSFC, last more than 7 weeks? And can you beat 'Roy Briggs' as a football managers name?
  • edited September 2013
    No new crapness of late?

    People must be too busy with the CGD utility, I expect a deluge before long...

    In the mean time this will probably hit the CGC inbox within the next week:

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  • edited September 2013
    No new crapness of late?

    People must be too busy with the CGD utility, I expect a deluge before long...

    No I hope not, to be honest I've realised it's difficult as host to say much about games made with ones own designer.

    They're all too busy playing Football Managerless.

    Looks good Davey (as always too good :p)
  • edited September 2013
    I don't know but I'd like to find out!

    There you go...

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  • edited September 2013
    No new crapness of late?

    People must be too busy with the CGD utility, I expect a deluge before long...

    In the mean time this will probably hit the CGC inbox within the next week:

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    OMG !!
    I am still busy playing thunderturds but I can't wait for this!!!

    and please: mak it a QAOP game!!
    Find my (mostly unfinished) games here
    https://www.facebook.com/groups/1694367894143130/
  • edited September 2013
    If I knew anything about programming....

    I create a MONGY LARD game! :)

    But I know sod all, so no...... :(
  • edited September 2013
    rune wrote: »
    There you go...

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    Heh I like it....but why Gail Macintyre??!! :lol:
    Dustin wrote: »
    If I knew anything about programming....

    I create a MONGY LARD game! :)

    But I know sod all, so no...... :(

    Just pick up the Sinclair BASIC manual and let the Chuntey guide you.

    Go on give it a go! :-D*

    *but while you're doing that I'd better check blogger's rules relating to this 'Mongy Lard' business...
  • edited September 2013
    Maiden name Gail Potter, close enough to Otter? Then again, we'd have a flood of unauthorized Harry Otter games if that counts.
  • edited September 2013
    No new crapness of late?

    Weather's been nice, innit. I've got a few ideas but they're all a bit BanderGianaMireWare at the moment.
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited September 2013
    oh and I have a day off tomorrow, so may spend some of it delving into Boriel Basic. Be afraid, be very afraid...
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited September 2013
    Kweepa's back! Almost the record number of entries for him now, and also marks number 68 total for this years comp.

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    Collateral Damage.

    The big question is: do you go east or west?
  • edited September 2013
    Another entry.

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    By CSSCGC mainstay Paul Equinox Collins.

    Mental Disorder Pacman.

    A not appalling Pacman clone, and you might learn a thing or two.
  • edited September 2013
    I should have something to submit shortly.....needless to say it looks crapper than these slick efforts
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