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Bus Shelter Destroyer

BigBadMickBigBadMick
edited April 2005 in Games
I have just uploaded another entry for the comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2005 that I've knocked up in record time tonight - Bus Shelter Destroyer!

Once again, the best thing about this entry is probably the cover...

Download it here:
http://www.geocities.com/waspdog3/Bus_Shelter_Destroyer.zip

You can also download Kilroy's Caravan Capers from here:
http://www.geocities.com/waspdog3/Kilroys_Caravan_Capers.zip

Once again, any feedback is greatly appreciated!

Cheers!

BigBadMick
(waspdog3@yahoo.com)
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2005
    I just play Kilroys Caravan Capers and it is crap!! I particularly like the fact that you have left the 's' off does.

    "How many caravans doe the silker see?"

    And when you run it first time you hit a STOP statement, you are pulling out all the crap tricks...

    Good work.
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  • ArjunArjun
    edited April 2005
    Ha ha... truly pathetic! Looks like the competition is off to a crap start!
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  • Alcoholics AnonymousAlcoholics Anonymous
    edited April 2005
    This game is total shite.

    I'm pretty sure that when the invisible gypsies show up on the lawn, the kilroy does not see them. Yet he still dies from seeing too many.
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  • InsertFaveGameNameHereInsertFaveGameNameHere
    edited April 2005
    haha, couldn't get kilroy to work but the bus stop shelter one is shit

    its the complete and utter lack of variety i like! or hate accordingly
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited April 2005
    This "game" was actually inspired by something that happened yesterday...

    I was sitting on the bus on the way home from work, when it stopped at a bus stop along the way. There were three ten year old hanging around the bus shelter. One was hanging off the roof, swinging like Tarzan. Another was running round and round the bus shelter hallooing like an indian. The third was concentrating as he industriously kicked at the hardened plastic that had replaced the glass which had been broken innumerable times in the past (possibly through the drunken rages of passers by...).

    As the bus slowing took off, a huge piece of the plastic panel the kid was booting (perhaps 2ft x 2ft) cracked out of the centre of the panel and fell onto the ground with a loud SLAPPP!!!

    The kid raised his hands in the air and cheered, and I thought...I could make a game out of that...!

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    [ This Message was edited by: BigBadMick on 2005-04-14 10:19 ]
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited April 2005
    It would have been funnier if the kid had gone through the plastic & got hit by the bus with a loud SLAPP!

    That'd teach him.
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  • psj3809psj3809
    edited April 2005
    Sadly though the little runts parents would have sued the council and probably receive 5000 quid or something

    Bloody joke when thieves who break into houses have sued in the past because the glass on the conservatory wasnt safe for them to stand on etc. Joke
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2005
    What I like about the crap compo is that we can say things like "This game is total dogshite" or "This game is complete and utter crud" and no-one gets upset or takes offence in fact quite the opposite, the bigger the insult the better...
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  • ArjunArjun
    edited April 2005
    I was rather hurt when someone told me last time that my crap game(s) for 2004 just didn't cut the grade. Bah! I'll show 'em! :p
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  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited April 2005
    Another fine (read crap) entry. I love the fact you still kick the shelter in when you only manage 0 kick strength. Inspired!
  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited April 2005
    I've just looked up the sinclair graphics characters in the +3 manual on this site, so now I'm thinking of making Bus Shelter Destroyer 2, with enhanced graphics!

    BigBadMick
    (bigbadmick2000@hotmail.com)
  • YednabYednab
    edited April 2005
    My god that crap!
    Love it!
  • Alcoholics AnonymousAlcoholics Anonymous
    edited April 2005

    This Kilroy game possesses some very clever logic. At first I couldn't understand why Kilroy died at the site of all those gypsies when there were, say, -5 gypsies on the lawn. But then I realized, he doesn't see the gypsies, he sees the impressions of gypsies on the grass that would have been there but aren't.
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  • BigBadMickBigBadMick
    edited April 2005
    Trust me - Kilroy's Caravan Capers 2 will feature gypsies by the bucketload.

    More gypsies than you can shake a big stick at, actually.

    I've bought some squared paper out of the local EDCO, so now I'm designing some snazzy new graphics to put in my latest crap game offering. It'll probably involve vehicles crashing, or gypsies, or perhaps vehicles crashing into gypsies, with Kilroy driving them....who knows? The possibilities are endless! :)
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited April 2005
    On 2005-04-15 01:21, BigBadMick wrote:
    More gypsies than you can shake a big stick at, actually.

    Probably not a wise thing to do...
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  • FX23FX23
    edited April 2005
    any screenshoots of bus shelter destroyer?
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited April 2005
    On 2005-04-17 19:50, FX23 wrote:
    any screenshoots of bus shelter destroyer?

    Any need?
  • FX23FX23
    edited April 2005
    yeh, i need to see it
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited April 2005
    On 2005-04-17 19:56, MattLamb wrote:
    On 2005-04-17 19:50, FX23 wrote:
    any screenshoots of bus shelter destroyer?

    Any need?

    FX23's asking should constitue a need ... I hope ;)

    Skarpo
    :)
  • MattLambMattLamb
    edited April 2005
    Good point. I think.

    :)
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