The Official Crap Games Competition 2013 Thread!

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  • edited November 2013
    All this talk about sound samples made me wonder if I could come up with a decen^H^H^H^H^H poor game based on this book that become a LP recording (which I have access to, somewhere):
    http://www.ebay.com/itm/121202907713
  • edited November 2013
    well done that man
  • edited November 2013
    I've got an apple and an orange and a beenana...
    ... and I put them all together in a bowl, and look what I got...
    ...dobeedoobydoo...
    ..A FRUIT SALAD!

    Sung to the tune of....well, not sure.

    Don't worry, not gone mad. Just building some hype for the next corker of an entry, which comes with it's own hit single :D

    Coming soon...
  • edited November 2013
    Still working on my AGD entry... but when I use the default L/R enemy, my emulator crashes! Maybe its because the sprite I want to use for it only has 2 frames of animation? :???:
  • edited November 2013
    Is it the emulator that crashes, or the game? If it's the game then perfect!
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited November 2013
    leespoons wrote: »
    Is it the emulator that crashes, or the game? If it's the game then perfect!

    It's the damned emulator! :evil:
  • edited November 2013
    Try another one! Not tried Zero myself, I use Spectaculator (which is paid for)... perhaps try Spin or SpecEmu? Or Spud?
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited November 2013
    I tried ZX Spin, but it won't load .szx files! :( Why Oh Why Oh Why.... Is a bad hand in Scrabble. :wink:
  • edited November 2013
    I don't know... YOYO would get you some points.
  • edited November 2013
    Yoshiatom wrote: »
    I tried ZX Spin, but it won't load .szx files! :( Why Oh Why Oh Why.... Is a bad hand in Scrabble. :wink:

    Odd, I thought it did... at work so can't check Spin, but SpecEmu definitely loads .szx files.
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • Can't you save it as a Z80 snapshot?
  • edited November 2013
    Can't you save it as a Z80 snapshot?

    For some reason Zer0 only saves snapshots as .szx files... although ZX Spin CAN open them, nothing seems to happen... :sad:
  • edited November 2013
    Number 83!

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    Monkey Doo's Fruit Salad.

    Put all your doubts aside and give this game a go - you will play more than once I guarantee, and there's a prize if you complete!

    Thankyou Retromad!

    The Salad challenge starts at an easy to beat 5 fruit salads.
  • edited November 2013
    Loving the review of my game R tape - Made me piss myself ! Especially how you distinctly know that Monkey is manky ! (just about held together by 1980's dirt and dust) I love him dearly !
  • edited November 2013
    retromad wrote: »
    Loving the review of my game R tape - Made me piss myself ! Especially how you distinctly know that Monkey is manky ! (just about held together by 1980's dirt and dust) I love him dearly !

    I'm still stuck on 5 fruit salads!
  • edited November 2013
    It's a unique gaming experience!
    The level gets easier when there's just one fruit remaining, because you can just hover a finger over D and another over the remaining fruit button... but it's punishingly hard on just fruit salad 3. I dread to think how hard fruit salad 5 is!

    That single went straight on my ipod.
  • edited November 2013
    The MP3 is an absolute classic, I'm playing that more than the game...

    LOL!
  • edited November 2013
    R-Tape wrote: »

    Booyaka booyaka!

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    Advanced Junglist Simulator.

    By El Spoons

    Bloody good at what it does! :lol:

    sorry lee I lost track of the thread and didn't see this... amazing! jungle on the spec!!!!
    I'm sure I used to have some old rave tape packs that were not even as good quality sound as this :D


    mulder wrote: »
    Andy C Simulator
    Grooverider's Great Escape (from a prison in Dubai)
    Mampi Swift's Double Drop Challenge

    I did try to write a DJ management type game back along, and it had a section where you had to beatmatch, but it didn't work.
    definitely wouldn't work if I tried it,a mate lent me his decks and all his jungle for a year and I didn't manage to get mix 2 tunes together once, lol
  • edited November 2013
    Another one! Lovely beeper music, full of nice touches and gradually slow as hell!

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    Cheerful Chicken

    Thankyou MykeP!
  • edited November 2013
    ^That looks suspiciously like the Happy Mrs Chicken game from Peppa Pig. Anyone with small children will know what I'm on about.
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • leespoons wrote: »
    ^That looks suspiciously like the Happy Mrs Chicken game from Peppa Pig. Anyone with small children will know what I'm on about.

    I have small children with an obsession for Peppa Pig but I don't know what you're on about. Sorry!
  • edited November 2013
    Your small children will!

    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited November 2013
    I HATE! HATE! HATE! Peppa Pig!!!!

    Well OK maybe that's a little dramatic, actually secretly it makes me feel a little better when my wives little cousins watch something like this instead of something like Turbo Christian Enviro-Conscious Abstaining Power Force! Or Veggie Tales which is subliminal Bible Bashing at it's best!

    Arse to it all! :D

    .....Carp!
    Every night is curry night!
  • edited November 2013
    Turbo Christian Enviro-Conscious Abstaining Power Force!

    Thanks Boozy, that's my next entry sorted... or not, if I'm truly enviro-conscious and abstaining I'll just turn off the computer and sit in the dark trying to memorise the Bible.
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited November 2013
    Nope I can assure everyone this is CHEERFUL CHICKEN, nothing whatsoever to do with any peppered pig or mrs chokey chicken you might have heard about.
    Turbo Christian Enviro-Conscious Abstaining Power Force!

    This is a shoot em up I don't remember :-D
  • When is the deadline for entries?
  • edited November 2013
    Hopefully not too soon - I've still got a couple of half-finished games left, but they've been on the back burner since the new Beepola came out :)
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • edited November 2013
    When is the deadline for entries?

    It will be dead on midnight, 31st December.

    THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSIONS
  • R-Tape wrote: »
    It will be dead on midnight, 31st December.

    THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSIONS

    *GCSE English flashback*
  • edited November 2013
    R-Tape wrote: »
    THERE WILL BE NO EXTENSIONS


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    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
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