Dead relatives whom observe you having a thomas!

edited March 2014 in Chit chat
So the scientific theory is we die, our body or ashes return to the earth (and since we are made of carbon atoms (carbon being the main building block of all life which derives from the galaxy during the big bang and creation of the universe), we return to the earth....

Now we get into them mediums who claim they can talk to the dead. According to this medium whom wrote the article below, dead relatives can watch us in the shower (the question is what happens if your rogering the wife or having a w4nk and the undead are watching ya :lol:

http://www.today.com/id/25724631/ns/today-today_books/t/do-dead-people-watch-us-yes-author-says/#.Uy29YI9Jzlc

By the sounds of it, them dead relatives are voyeurs. Yes I know it's all b*llocks but what are your thoughts? :lol:
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  • edited March 2014
    Hercules wrote: »
    (the question is what happens if your rogering the wife or having a w4nk and the undead are watching ya :lol:

    Um, they would see I guess?

    What would you expect to happen? The room suddenly go cold, or all the ornaments fly off the mantelpiece? :p
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    edited March 2014
    I hope my dad wasn't watching me having that chug a few weeks ago!:grin:
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited March 2014
    As the Bard wrote,
    Alexander died, Alexander was buried, Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; of earth we make loam; and why of that loam, whereto he was converted, might they not stop a beer-barrel?

    Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to clay,
    Might stop a hole to keep the wind away:
    O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
    Should patch a wall to expel the winter flaw!
    (W. Shakespeare, Hamlet, V, 1)
  • edited March 2014
    Aye, ya all in the closset tugging the nugget :D
  • edited March 2014
    one of my relatives fought and died in world war one, hate to think him looking over my shoulder when im looking at tranny pron.

    it isnt what they were fighting for!!!
  • edited March 2014
    oi Grandad, instead of watchin me have a thomas. go and look in the girls changing rooms in the local leisure facility.
  • edited March 2014
    guesser wrote: »
    Um, they would see I guess?

    It would depend on whether they could get up the stairs in their spiritual form and have better eyesight than they did before they died? Also if they can walk through walls and doors, whats stopping them from falling through the floor?

    It is interesting to know what would happen to your base elements when you die though. You could in theory be drinking previous dinosaur wee when you have a glass of water. I also often wonder what has happened to some of my old toys and bikes I had when I was a kid. They are probably at the bottom of some 1970s landfill but it would be interesting to know.
  • edited March 2014
    cole wrote: »
    It would depend on whether they could get up the stairs in their spiritual form and have better eyesight than they did before they died? Also if they can walk through walls and doors, whats stopping them from falling through the floor?

    It is interesting to know what would happen to your base elements when you die though. You could in theory be drinking previous dinosaur wee when you have a glass of water. I also often wonder what has happened to some of my old toys and bikes I had when I was a kid. They are probably at the bottom of some 1970s landfill but it would be interesting to know.

    who knows, they were finding horse in lasagna.
  • edited March 2014
    guesser wrote: »
    Um, they would see I guess?

    What if they were blind in their previous life? Ya never thought of that hypothesis lad ;-)
    guesser wrote: »
    What would you expect to happen? The room suddenly go cold, or all the ornaments fly off the mantelpiece? :p

    No that's the wife during the menstral cycle reinacting last weeks Eastenders episode :D
  • edited March 2014
    Hercules wrote: »
    So the scientific theory is we die, our body or ashes return to the earth (and since we are made of carbon atoms (carbon being the main building block of all life which derives from the galaxy during the big bang and creation of the universe), we return to the earth....

    Now we get into them mediums who claim they can talk to the dead. According to this medium whom wrote the article below, dead relatives can watch us in the shower (the question is what happens if your rogering the wife or having a w4nk and the undead are watching ya :lol:

    http://www.today.com/id/25724631/ns/today-today_books/t/do-dead-people-watch-us-yes-author-says/#.Uy29YI9Jzlc

    By the sounds of it, them dead relatives are voyeurs. Yes I know it's all b*llocks but what are your thoughts? :lol:


    Ahh the spirit world. An interesting thing. Maybe the spirit world is watching, and let's say the ghost of ones Mother in Law looks in an see you having a tommy whilst your wife is alone in bed, or worse still catches you lusting after another. Then you know when you have one of them bad days when everything just goes wrong. Prang the car, drop your mobile phone in the toilet, your favourite ZX Spectrum tape gets chewed up, your computer won't boot and spill your coffee over the keyboard. Well, that's why.
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  • edited March 2014
    This would be great news for exhibitionists if it were true.
  • edited March 2014
    cole wrote: »
    It would depend on whether they could get up the stairs in their spiritual form...

    Your ancestors a bit like ED209 then? :lol:

    Actually that'd be alright I suppose...you'd be doing the naughty and you'd hear "Put down your weapon...you have 20 seconds to comply..." and you'd just think "Meh! I could still finish and have at least 8 seconds left!".
  • edited March 2014
    cole wrote: »
    I also often wonder what has happened to some of my old toys and bikes I had when I was a kid. They are probably at the bottom of some 1970s landfill but it would be interesting to know.
    Hercules wrote: »
    No that's the wife during the menstral cycle reinacting last weeks Eastenders episode :D

    looks like she has Cole's old bike...
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