Putting my arms around her as if I was giving her a hug but Slapping her bottom two-handed to the rythym of the dance hall level of Mikie does the trick for me...
Putting my arms around her as if I was giving her a hug but Slapping her bottom two-handed to the rythym of the dance hall level of Mikie does the trick for me...
I'd have thought the best ways to pee the missus off would be, in reverse order: -
Bone her sister
Bone her mother
Bone her brother
Bone her father
Honourable mentions should go to: -
Saying her sisters/mothers/brothers/fathers/best mates/famous persons name at the point of climax
Pee the bed whenever possible
The "I forgive you" thing (already mentioned in previous post)
Saying "Yes" when she asks if her bum looks big in something
Saying "Because you just have a fat arse" when trying to justify previous comment.
Of course women can get their own back. It is quite possible for a woman to say something that will make you proud and break your heart at the same time. What is it?
"Out of all your mates, you have the biggest dick".
the correct answer to "do these jeans make my bum look fat?" is "No, it is all the extra fat in your arse that makes your bum look fat"
...or maybe "No darling, it's not the jeans...it's the copious amount of cake that you eat that makes your arse look fat. But don't worry, I forgive you."
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Pah, far too much effort. I just don't bother washing up, works a treat.
yeah thats also a backup plan
Hmm, I dunno, some may like that.. :o
You could always google that to see if that's the case, :o:o:o
I'd rather ram something else up their arse:grin:
trying a fingertips bad enough for mine :(
erm missuses arse
Probably.
8-0? Is that a football score?
Banana eight, Wife's Arse... nil.
I think you three would get along just fine locked in a room, lol
*COUGH*
But the football.... and bananas.
No it's the ASCII version of a startled wife with a banana up her arse.
Any utube footage?
Bone her sister
Bone her mother
Bone her brother
Bone her father
Honourable mentions should go to: -
Saying her sisters/mothers/brothers/fathers/best mates/famous persons name at the point of climax
Pee the bed whenever possible
The "I forgive you" thing (already mentioned in previous post)
Saying "Yes" when she asks if her bum looks big in something
Saying "Because you just have a fat arse" when trying to justify previous comment.
Of course women can get their own back. It is quite possible for a woman to say something that will make you proud and break your heart at the same time. What is it?
"Out of all your mates, you have the biggest dick".
So, it's swings and roundabouts.
Better yet, tell her that her bum looks big in everything. Because it's big.
...or maybe "No darling, it's not the jeans...it's the copious amount of cake that you eat that makes your arse look fat. But don't worry, I forgive you."
Followed by
Pah, why are women so hung up on the size of their arses anyway?
To paraphrase Sir Mix-A-Lot, I like big bums (and I cannot lie)