Odd song lyrics

edited July 2014 in Chit chat
I mean ones where you thought nothing of at first and then listened to again and thought "uh-oh...where the hell is this going?".

Exhibit A:

Red Barchetta - Rush.

The opening lyrics, innocuous at first, but after a few listens: -

"My uncle has a country place
That no one knows about"

That's a "uh-oh...where the hell is this going?" lyric if ever I head one. All is good though since it turns out that his uncle lets him joyride in his old sports car and stuff. This is why his uncle keeps it all secret see, so that there's no comeback on him.


Exhibit B:

Little Girls - Extreme

"There must be some logical
Answers why I rob the cradle
Can this be love or just infatuation"

This sounds like a song that should be banned right off...but it's all OK though since in the next verse all is explained: -

"Little girl come out and play
I got some candy for my baby
It's your sweet sixteenth birthday celebration"

Turns out he just likes 'em young but legal...only just.


Any more like this?
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  • edited June 2014
    STeaM wrote: »
    I mean ones where you thought nothing of at first and then listened to again and thought "uh-oh...where the hell is this going?".

    Start Me Up by the Rolling Stones, as used in the ad campaign for Windows 95 features the line: "You, you make a dead man come."

    I think they edited that out of the ad though:

    http://videosift.com/video/Windows-95-Start-Me-Up-Commercial-1995
  • edited June 2014
    I can think of loads of songs with dodgy lyrics that I just didn't notice at the time. My Sharona by The Knack is a good example, I didn't really listen to the lyrics until my band started covering it:
    The Knack wrote:
    Ooh my little pretty one, pretty one.
    When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?
    Ooh you make my motor run, my motor run.
    Gun it comin' off the line Sharona
    Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind.
    Always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

    Apparently Sharona (her real name) was 17 at the time she started going out with the Knack's 25-year-old lead singer. So that's alright then. Probably. Erm.

    aowen wrote: »
    Start Me Up by the Rolling Stones, as used in the ad campaign for Windows 95 features the line: "You, you make a dead man come."

    I must've heard that song hundreds of times and never realised that was the lyric at the end. Pinched off Lucille Bogan, of course.
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  • edited June 2014
    how about led zep's 'the ocean'

    Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
    She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start.


    - even more suspect when you consider the album cover (houses of the holy)
  • Motorhead's Jailbait is obviously dodgy, but it's not like it's even trying to be ambiguous given the song title.

    Hey baby you're a sweet young thing
    Still tied to Mommy's apron strings
    I don't even dare to ask your age
    It's enough to know you're here backstage

    When I first heard it I didn't understand the meaning of the song title though.
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  • edited June 2014
    DEF LEPPARD - Two Steps Behind


    Walk away if you want to
    it's ok, if you need to
    you can run, but you can never hide
    From the shadow that's creeping up beside you
    There's a magic running through your soul
    But you can't have it all

    (Whatever you do)
    I'll be two steps behind you
    (Wherever you go)
    and I'll be there to remind you
    that it only takes a minute of your precious time
    to turn around and I'll be two steps behind.



    http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/defleppard/twostepsbehindacousticversion.html

    An ex loved this song, because it was sung in a style that was oh-so romantic.
    I read it as if the singer was a creepy stalker. Then had the wonderful idea of reading aloud the lyrics in an evil nasty style to the ex. That was fun. She's an ex for many reasons.
  • edited June 2014
    Every Breath You Take by The Police is equally stalkerish, it just doesn't sound that way unless you're paying attention.

    And who knew what Gary Glitter's Gang was until years later?
  • Run for your Life by the Beatles. A lot of John Lennon's songs had a dark side even if the music betrayed that.
  • edited June 2014
    The whole of 'Art Lover' by the kinks can be read as dodgy but is supposedly not.

    Perhaps the 'what's been taken from me' bit could mean a lot of things, the protagonists child or childhood? But that doesn't really fit with the art lover and wanting to paint them, or does it?
  • zx1zx1
    edited June 2014
    The Who's 5.15:

    The girls are fifteen, sexually knowing.

    Considering what happened to Pete Townsend years later makes the lyric even worse.
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  • edited June 2014
    Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
    Sold in a market down in New Orleans
    Scarred old slaver knows he's doing alright
    Hear him whip the women just around midnight
    Brown sugar how come you taste so good?

    Basically saying the slave owners were having a good time with all those pliable black women
    :o

    It's a historical fact....but the song kinda celebrates it.
  • Brown Sugar originally had a different name but I can't tell you what it is on a family friendly forum!
  • edited June 2014
    Brown Sugar originally had a different name but I can't tell you what it is on a family friendly forum!

    Demarera...what's naughty about that?
  • edited June 2014
    Memphis, Tennessee by Chuck Berry

    Help me, information, more than that I cannot add
    Only that I miss her and all the fun we had
    But we were pulled apart because her mom did not agree
    And tore apart our happy home in Memphis Tennessee

    Last time I saw Marie she's waving me good-bye
    With hurry home drops on her cheek that trickled from her eye
    Marie is only six years old, information please
    Try to put me through to her in Memphis Tennessee


    But could even only be a song about the difficulty of seeing your own daughter after a divorce.

    edit: And there's a follow-up song that indicates that, now I see.

    Little Marie by Chuck Berry

    I guess I should stop talking; after all you placed the call
    But anyway that I can help, you know Il help you all
    Then she spoke and asked me to come back and see Marie
    And live together in our home in Memphis, Tennessee.
  • edited June 2014
    R-Tape wrote: »
    The whole of 'Art Lover' by the kinks can be read as dodgy but is supposedly not.

    Never actually heard it but the lyrics certainly look dodgy to me! Ray Davies has captured the essence of pervert there... "Come to Daddy and I'll give you some Spangles" :lol:


    Whereas this (and the Chuck Berry song above) are about the singer's daughter I reckon:
    def chris wrote: »
    Now I'm singing all my songs to the girl who won my heart
    She is only three years old and it's a real fine way to start.

    Can't see anything dodgy in that song, it's about Robert Plant's three-year-old daughter (or at least it says so on Wikipedia so it must be true). I know Led Zep liked them young, but not that young...
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  • edited June 2014
    leespoons wrote: »
    Never actually heard it but the lyrics certainly look dodgy to me! Ray Davies has captured the essence of pervert there... "Come to Daddy and I'll give you some Spangles" :lol:

    First time I heard it was an excellent cover by Lambchop. I originally thought the lyric you mentioned was '...and I'll give you some pringles', which is not much safer!
  • edited June 2014
    R-Tape wrote: »
    First time I heard it was an excellent cover by Lambchop. I originally thought the lyric you mentioned was '...and I'll give you some pringles', which is not much safer!

    Or was it Spaniels? "Do you want to see my puppies...?"
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  • edited June 2014
    People think that Peter Gabriel era Genesis was prog rock whimsy but there was a real dark side to some of it. The Musical Box from the Nursery Cryme album;

    'She's a Lady, She is mine. Brush back your hair and let me get to know your face.

    She's a Lady, She is mine. Brush back your hair and let me get to know your flesh.'

    From the sleeve notes and Gabriel's live performance of it in the seventies, the song is about the ghost of an old man attempting to rape a ten year old girl.
  • zx1zx1
    edited June 2014
    False imprisonment from Cliff Richard's Living Doll:

    I'll lock her up in truck, so no big hunk can steal her away from me.....
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  • edited June 2014
    Well I feel sorry for the elephant...
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  • edited June 2014
    Jimmo wrote: »
    People think that Peter Gabriel era Genesis was prog rock whimsy but there was a real dark side to some of it. The Musical Box from the Nursery Cryme album;

    'She's a Lady, She is mine. Brush back your hair and let me get to know your face.

    She's a Lady, She is mine. Brush back your hair and let me get to know your flesh.'

    From the sleeve notes and Gabriel's live performance of it in the seventies, the song is about the ghost of an old man attempting to rape a ten year old girl.

    Uhm. I don't think it's like that.
  • edited June 2014
    leespoons wrote: »
    Can't see anything dodgy in that song, it's about Robert Plant's three-year-old daughter (or at least it says so on Wikipedia so it must be true). I know Led Zep liked them young, but not that young...

    fair enough. tbh I didn't really think it was as nonce-tastic as I made out, it just fit the thread...


    if anyone's interested here's a list of all the Beatles lyrics from the White Album that Charles Manson (mis)interpreted before doing the whole Manson Family stuff. I'd heard he was inspired by the tracks Helter Skelter and Piggies but you see how bonkers he really was from some of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helter_Skelter_(Manson_scenario)#References_to_the_Beatles_and_the_Book_of_Revelation
  • edited June 2014
    I never really understood Voodoo Chile by The Jimi Hendrix Experience:

    "I Stand Up Next to a Mountain and Chop it Down With the Ledge of my Hand..."

    WTF is the ledge of your hand?

    Anyone would think he was off his nuts on drugs!
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  • edited June 2014
    Is it not "edge of my hand"?
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  • edited June 2014
    The Zombies "She's not there"

    I've always thought this one has a slightly sinister undertone.

    "Please don't bother trying to find her She's not there"

    Hmmm? I think we will bother trying to find her and I think we will start by looking under that new patio.
  • edited June 2014
    leespoons wrote: »
    Can't see anything dodgy in that song, it's about Robert Plant's three-year-old daughter (or at least it says so on Wikipedia so it must be true). I know Led Zep liked them young, but not that young...
    I think they're all trying to be this and not getting anywhere close to the classic:
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  • edited June 2014
    leespoons wrote: »
    Is it not "edge of my hand"?

    Nope. I always thought its was 'edge' but when I bought the 12" re-release in the '90's it had the lyrics and it said 'ledge of my hand'

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  • edited June 2014
    If its suspect lyrics you're after then check out the original version of 'Animal' by the Anti Nowhere League.

    Pretty sure its on YouTube somewhere...
  • edited June 2014
    If its suspect lyrics you're after then check out the original version of 'Animal' by the Anti Nowhere League.

    Not heard that but "So What" is pretty dodgy... if you're a sheep, goat or a schoolgirl anyway :lol:
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  • edited June 2014
    stupidget wrote: »
    Nope. I always thought its was 'edge' but when I bought the 12" re-release in the '90's it had the lyrics and it said 'ledge of my hand'

    The same lyric is printed on the original release too: http://www.discogs.com/Jimi-Hendrix-Experience-Voodoo-Chile/release/5006633

    I've always found Des'ree lyrics a bit odd...

    "I don't want to see a ghost,
    It's the sight that I fear most,
    Rather have a piece of toast,
    Sit and watch the evening news."

    :confused:
  • edited June 2014
    You've just reminded me of Aqualung:
    Sitting on a park bench
    eyeing little girls with bad intent.
    Snot running down his nose
    greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
    Drying in the cold sun
    Watching as the frilly panties run.
    Feeling like a dead duck
    spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
    and it's companion piece, Cross Eyed Mary:
    Laughing in the playground - gets no kicks from little boys:
    would rather make it with a letching grey.
    Or maybe her attention is drawn by Aqualung,
    who watches through the railings as they play.
    Cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along.
    She's a poor man's rich girl
    and she'll do it for a song.
    She's a rich man stealer
    but her favour's good and strong:
    She's the Robin Hood of Highgate
    helps the poor man get along.
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