Funny goings on next door!

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  • edited July 2014
    Tell the police you hear a lot of wailing and cries to various deities, which has led you to suspect that she's gradually converting a succession of young men to fundamentalist extremism.
    Joefish
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  • edited July 2014
    joefish wrote: »
    Tell the police you hear a lot of wailing and cries to various deities, which has led you to suspect that she's gradually converting a succession of young men to fundamentalist extremism.

    The Whore On Terror?
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  • edited July 2014
    Some great suggestions coming in here, and given sufficient beer-infused courage I'm tempted to try some of them out!

    Update: according to the Missus the girl in question is actually Hungarian, apparently. No 'hungry' jokes required, move along now
  • edited July 2014
    Horton Hears A Ho'?
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  • edited July 2014
    Amfoot wrote: »
    Update: according to the Missus the girl in question is actually Hungarian, apparently. No 'hungry' jokes required, move along now

    Hungarian Ho' Race?
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  • edited July 2014
    After a friend's comical typing error, every time I now see a truck with 'HORSES' printed on the back I feel a strong urge to add a 'W'.
    Joefish
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  • joefish wrote: »
    After a friend's comical typing error, every time I now see a truck with 'HORSES' printed on the back I feel a strong urge to add a 'W'.

    HORSESW
    nope I don't get it!
  • edited July 2014
    I don't get it!
    Well, we know somewhere where you can!
    Joefish
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  • edited July 2014
    Amfoot wrote: »
    Update: according to the Missus the girl in question is actually Hungarian, apparently.

    "No dear, I said, 'Have the tenancy annulled'."
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  • edited July 2014
    leespoons wrote: »
    Hungarian Ho' Race?

    goes 'skiing'
  • edited July 2014
    joefish wrote: »

    The Whore Next Door?
    War on the Whore?
    Ho-er Defence?
    Woe on the Po' Ho' from next Do'?

    Manic Prozzer.?
    Whore Machine?
    Pole Propositions?
    Pimp mania?
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  • edited July 2014
    def chris wrote: »
    goes 'skiing'

    lol - I thought that could be the sequel.
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  • edited July 2014
    There was a website posted on here ages ago, it listed private brothels with user reviews etc. You might wanna check it out, I mean these guys aren't turning up by accident. Or do a google search for hookers in your area. It will give you a bit of confirmation.
  • edited July 2014
    Basher wrote: »
    That's a bit unfair! Sounds like she's working hard to me. Trouble is they offer these jobs to British workers but they're to lazy. Most of them wouldn't get out of bed for the amount I imagine she is being paid.

    LOL! Good one! :lol:

    I take it that was a joke!
  • edited July 2014
    Amfoot wrote: »
    "Legs that could stop traffic, with a face that could stop a clock" :lol:

    Am assuming that's the same as BOBFOC..?
  • zx1zx1
    edited July 2014
    mile wrote: »
    There was a website posted on here ages ago, it listed private brothels with user reviews etc. You might wanna check it out, I mean these guys aren't turning up by accident. Or do a google search for hookers in your area. It will give you a bit of confirmation.

    Sounds like you've already been looking!:grin:
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  • edited July 2014
    make some mp'3s put on youtube
  • edited July 2014
    zx1 wrote: »
    Sounds like you've already been looking!:grin:

    I can't remember who posted it. It was quite funny reading the reviews, albeit a little grim. Certainly not gonna Google for it now. :D
  • edited July 2014
    Morkin wrote: »
    Am assuming that's the same as BOBFOC..?

    HehHeh! Ain't heard that one for ages :lol:

    My mate always says "A face that would scare a police mans horse!"
  • Keep a close eye on things. Something smells fishy...
  • edited July 2014
    Have we established if this foreign sort is hot or not yet?

    I've not read the whole thread I just want to be shallowly informed of the key points...
  • edited July 2014
    STeaM wrote: »
    HehHeh! Ain't heard that one for ages :lol:

    My mate always says "A face that would scare a police mans horse!"

    I like "face like a bag of hammers". For some reason it only really works in a northern accent.
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  • edited July 2014
    Scottie_uk wrote: »
    Manic Prozzer.?
    Whore Machine?
    Pole Propositions?
    Pimp mania?
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  • edited July 2014
    Perhaps you could send your neighbour an anonymous letter and try to phrase it in a manner which he won't associate with you?
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  • fogfog
    edited July 2014
    if it's a "shed with a bed" like half of Hounslow and southall.. then yer your neighbour is taking the pi** and an illegal land lord. if he's letting prossies use the place, that'll attract all sorts of other druggies etc. and the fact they are using local facilities paid with YOUR council tax.

    there are a few of my neighbours up to dodgy "sub letting" .. which fair enough if they own the property, their business, but not if it impacts on others.. I bet you are one of many who noticed the goings on... but these lot are doing it with council and social housing properties.. low incomes ? yer the 20k+ BMW really makes me think that..

    a few of us knew someone from sheffield had an "odd" upbringing.. turned out his mum was a madam and for his 18th birthday , she got one of the women to pop his cherry.. she also had a website up, and he was well proud that he made it :lol:

    from someone who lives in an iffy part of London (an 18 y/o was killed down the road the other week) .. such things attract even more dodgy folk.. we had teens standing around at the tops of roads looking shifty and recently roma's loitering around.. if you own a house , then it also brings down the house prices.

    just leave him a typed note saying he might be charged with running a ho' house and they'll end up turning up at 5am. I guess the local p*mps might not be happy and target his house also, you don't need such f-wits bringing problems to where you live.. we have had a few over the years like that, normally they buy .. rent or use the house for their dodgyness and live elsewhere.
  • edited July 2014
    I wonder if you put up a really big 1980's style CCTV camera on the wall with a security light pointing down the driveway. It may be enough to scare the punters off.

    This way it would appear to the woman and the landlord that you are just coincidentally upgrading the security on your home and it scaring off the punters is just a side effect.

    The other good thing about this is they can't get angry at you as you are technically improving security at the neighbours house too, if they do complain they will need to freely admit to you that they are running a knocking shop and it's scaring the customers away.

    This way is also easier for you as you don't need to grass anyone up or approach the landlord infact you don't even have to say a word to anyone as for all intent and purposes you're just a home owner protecting his home.

    It may not instantly fix the problem but if enough punters stay away she may cut her loses and move somewhere else.
  • fogfog
    edited July 2014
    why should he have to spend money ? sod that.. the security light would be good and an alarm phoenix nights style "get back ya bar stewards"

    I've got a mix of nice and ---ty neighbours.. the majority of the "pain" ones are ones that don't own and get their rent paid... or sub letting privately , or illegally. they were f'ing and blinding outside at 4am the other morning.

    the shared alley way being the classic, some new gob$hites assumed they owned it.. started filling it with crud, so they got told to move it.. kicked off then apologised later.

    if your neighbour wants to crap on his own doorstep thats his business, but when it's annoying everyone else.. feel no way about it, he doesn't own YOUR property , so should have some sense. she could have some dodgy punter who does her in, so look at it that way.. you're doing your neighbour a favour. A neighbour across the road got done in by his fellow druggie friends.

    the poster thing advertising a few student friends did, they found naked pics of the owner n wife hidden behind a wardrobe.. when they didn't get their deposit back photocopied photo, put it all round the neighbourhood on tree's at night .. rang him at 11:55pm and told him to go look outside :) that's going back 18 years ago I guess. funny to see the phonebox they called him from is still there.
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  • edited July 2014
    I would annonymously tip off the authorities, it will only get worse and the undesirables will increase.

    If you talk to your neighbour about it and he knows and is happy with it, then you dont have anywhere to go really.. THEN if you tell the authorities he will know it is you. Do it now and you can feign ignorance and act surprised.

    That's what i would do anyway.
  • edited July 2014
    There have been developments!

    Not entirely unexpectedly, our other neighbours (particularly the retired couple opposite who are always pottering in their front garden) have also spotted an influx of men to the street! Mr Retired mentioned it to the missus last night as she came back from the shops, so she happily told him our suspicions.

    Saw him as I left for work this morning and he told me that he'd had words with a (presumed) punter as said rogue had parked his car partly over my neighbours drive. Punter was not very happy about being challeged by all account, and I gather my neighbour was fairly blunt in asking why he was visiting this girl.

    Mr Retired said he was going to mention it to my landlord neighbour today if he sees him: yippee, let's me off the hook!
  • edited July 2014
    I'll be sure to park carefully when I next visit then!
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