Health and Safety abuse in games

edited August 2014 in Games
40 years ago the Health and Safety Act was introduced in the UK and in recent years, due to the "where's there's blame there's a claim" culture that has crept into society, some councils and businesses have taken H & S rules a bit too far.

With that in mind can you think of games that would make H & S inspectors shake their heads in disbelief?

I'll get the ball rolling with Automania due to the unsafe shelves which make objects fall on Wally's head.
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    Manic Miner.

    Hard working miners should not have to risk stepping on poisonous weeds at work. Not to mention all the other things.
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    Turmoil.

    Oil on the floor, slippery surfaces, conveyor belts, trampolines, fumes from the car, leaky oil drum, disappearing and moving platforms.
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    Nice thread idea.. :lol:

    The theme park in Roller Coaster would be shut down in seconds. Not a safety rail in sight.

    Maroc really should not be lighting fires and falling asleep next to them in the forest in the first screen of Dragontorc.
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    Worse things happen at sea:
    A constantly flooding boat.

    Jet Set willy has cannibal telephones.
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    Rampage. They would need high vis vests and wear proper boots.
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    General Malthadius Zoff
    Magenta icon
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    Chase HQ - Instant whiplash claim

    Turrican - All the shots fired and explosions and no ear protectors

    International Karate - Tournament and no body / head protection

    Terminator 2 - Motorbike riding and no helmet

    Skool Daze - Catapults and other items not allowed in schools now, not forgetting bullying

    Roland on the Ropes / FRED - No proper climbing gear used

    Trap Door / Flunky - Nothing stored in correct places, animals in kitchen

    Can't think of anything else presently!
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    The Hobbit - Gandalf would sue me for locking him in that chest and Thorin would sue me for getting him to carry me everywhere just because... well just because I could.
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    Spy vs Spy 3 - Artic Antics, I'm sure it's illegal to force your employees to work in sub zero tempratures
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    Horace Goes Skiing: no pedestrian crossing on busy road between ski shop and piste.
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    Zoffy wrote: »

    Damn! Beaten to it!:smile:
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
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    Chaos....all those unmaintained Magic Fires and Gooey Blob mould...and those creatures need rabies shots and to be on leashes! And don't get me started on all those unlawful Chaos spells!!
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    Ghostbusters - No risk assessments done for crossing the streams
    Batman The Movie - COSHH regulations breached
    Rocky Horror Show - Workplace temperature drops below 17 degrees Celsius
    Sam Fox Strip Poker - Equality Act 2010
    Bear Bovver - SRSC regs
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    Brilliant answers so far :)

    There's a couple of things in Trashman that spring to mind.

    1. You can get run over by your own dustbin lorry, whoever's driving it should be nowhere near a vehicle.

    2. Getting attacked by dogs. I work for Royal Mail where the delivery postmen and women have to make out a log book of potentially dangerous dogs at addresses.
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    Automania that chop shop Wally Week works in is a death trap.

    St. Crippens....The worst hospital in the world.
    Every night is curry night!
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    How to be a Complete B@st@rd.

    Where to start? Throwing things, urinating just about anywhere, getting drunk and cutting people's hair with shears, drilling holes in toilets, turning into a cooker...

    Great stuff.
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    No one mentioned Cookie yet?

    Bins right next to the food being prepared...
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    No one mentioned Cookie yet?
    Bins right next to the food being prepared...
    Complete lack of refrigeration...

    Not to mention the overwhelming carb content from all that flour, compared to the negligible bit of protein from the flying baddies.
    Joefish
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    Uridium - each of those tall towers should have a series of clear bright red lights to warn low-flying aircraft.

    Cyclone - have they not considered evacuation by sea?
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
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    Technician Ted - how can that Chip factory be a remotely safe place to work?
    Zzoom - we all know why!
    Cobra - all of those parents letting pram's roll about like that? tsk tsk!
    Chuckman - making him dispose bomb's without the protective gear!

    This is a good idea for a thread! :)
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    Combat Lynx - Never ever drop landmines on a moving vehicle, or a stationary one for that matter.

    Scuba Dive - Do not attempt to refill an oxygen bottle underwater. Do not ascend rapidly for risk of getting the bends. Stay well away from that giant octopus.

    Turbo Esprit - That's why you should always slow down for a pedestrian crossing, never mount the pavement, always stop at red lights, keep to speed limits and never overtake in the face of oncoming traffic.
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    Pyjamarama - That lift that sometimes punchs you... it needs a maintenance check!

    Enduro Racer - That road full of big stones and logs needs a maintenance too!
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    Matt_B wrote: »
    Combat Lynx - Never ever drop landmines on a moving vehicle, or a stationary one for that matter.

    Scuba Dive - Do not attempt to refill an oxygen bottle underwater. Do not ascend rapidly for risk of getting the bends. Stay well away from that giant octopus.

    Turbo Esprit - That's why you should always slow down for a pedestrian crossing, never mount the pavement, always stop at red lights, keep to speed limits and never overtake in the face of oncoming traffic.

    What's 'The Bends'?
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
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    Everyone's a Wally - Where to begin?
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    zx1 wrote: »
    What's 'The Bends'?

    Either an excellent album by Radiohead, or slang for nitrogen narcosis. If you rush to the surface while diving, the pressure forces bubbles of nitrogen into your bloodstream. These can cause intense pain in the joints, damage blood vessels and even can cause death. Divers who ascend too quickly have to go into a decompression chamber for days.
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    zx1 wrote: »
    What's 'The Bends'?
    When you're deep under water, there's much more pressure on your body. Under those conditions, the nitrogen in the air you're breathing starts to dissolve much more readily in your blood (along with the oxygen and other stuff that's normally there).

    If you come up too quickly, the drop in pressure makes it come out of your blood too quickly and form bubbles that then block your arteries and can cause every sort of cramp, spasm, heart attack, lung blockage and general organ failure all at the same time.

    It was only properly diagnosed when they were sending workers down into pressurised chambers to dig the underwater foundations of the Brooklyn Bridge.

    That's Decompression Sickness. Nitrogen Narcosis is something different - that's whilst you're under pressure, the dissolved nitrogen can start to have detrimetal effects, more in some people than others, similar to having too much alcohol in your blood - your judgement and motor skills can go wonky, you can get paranoid or careless, and you don't even realise you're actually in any trouble.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
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    joefish wrote: »
    When you're deep under water, there's much more pressure on your body. Under those conditions, the nitrogen in the air you're breathing starts to dissolve much more readily in your blood (along with the oxygen and other stuff that's normally there).

    If you come up too quickly, the drop in pressure makes it come out of your blood too quickly and form bubbles that then block your arteries and can cause every sort of cramp, spasm, heart attack, lung blockage and general organ failure all at the same time.

    Nitrogen Narcosis is something different - that's whilst you're under pressure, the dissolved nitrogen can start to have detrimetal effects, more in some people than others, similar to having too much alcohol in your blood - your judgement and motor skills can go wonky, you can get paranoid or careless, and you don't even realise you're actually in any trouble.


    You don't need to come up quickly from a great depth. It's been reported in cases from surfacing quickly from just four metres.

    and many cases is from depths of 10 metres.

    http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2002/05/14/1021002446190.html
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    The amount of dissolved nitrogen depends on the depth and the time you've been down there. Both of those affect how slowly you have to ascend to be safe, and how long you have to spend on the surface before you can dive again. Divers have to use tables or a computer to keep track of it all. You have to plan the dive times and depths before you go. Typical procedure is to ascend slowly then stop 3m below the surface for however long you calculated (or your dive computer tells you) before ascending to the surface. Then you have another calculated wait before you can dive again.

    Most pleasure dive boats will drop a weighted trapeze down to the 3m mark for ascending divers to hold onto and wait, and will have a spare bottle of air on standby that they can pass down to anyone who hasn't enough left to hang around there.

    You also get through more air at depth. At only 4m a regular bottle could last a good few hours, which can give you just as much disolved nitrogen as half an hour at maybe 15m.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
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    The department store in Herbert's Dummy Run is a death trap...
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    Chase HQ - Instant whiplash claim

    "Let's sue, Mr. Driver!"
    Terminator 2 - Motorbike riding and no helmet

    "I'll be back.. With my lawyer!"
    Skool Daze - Catapults and other items not allowed in schools now, not forgetting bullying

    Mr Al-Waqua : "One Hundred Lashes, Eric - You Infidel Swine!"
    Trap Door / Flunky - Nothing stored in correct places, animals in kitchen

    "Berk! Don't sue me!"
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