Worst purchase

edited November 2014 in Games
There's a lot of talk about the bestest games out there but which one was your worst purchase?

I bought Barbarian II for the princely sum of ?10 (a month's pocket money at the time) and completed it in just over an hour. Not even Maria Whittaker's hooters could provide adequate compensation. :(

Honourable mention goes to BMX Racers. It was utter crap but only cost me 2 quid, so I was less bothered.
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  • edited November 2014
    AD&D Heroes of the Lance
    im into RPGs and this got good reviews but it is terrible
  • edited November 2014
    Gnasher and Alien Kill. "Two for a fiver, mate."

    Jeez. Stitched up like a kipper!
  • edited November 2014
    I got The Great Space Race - but only paid 99p so that was ok!

    V was by far and away the worst game I ever bought - esp when I was so geared up to playing one of my favourite tv series.

    Probably the worst purchase had to be Dreadnaughts - not necessarily because it was a bad game, but because it was a 2 player game, when 99% of my gaming was single player - didn't realise until it was bought and took home!
  • zx1zx1
    edited November 2014
    Possibly my worst purchase was Twin Turbo V8 which was ?2.99, the game was boring. And to think this was a megagame in YS!
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • edited November 2014
    Renegade III, of course.
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    It was Zoids or Turbo Esprit. I went with Zoids.
  • edited November 2014
    [FOAD]Iron wrote: »
    Renegade III, of course.

    Oh, ouch! Why did we ever buy this? Did it come out before the reviews hit, or did the reviews lie?

    --Just checked and it was rated a Crash Smash? Why? Why, god, why!?
  • edited November 2014
    Back to the Future

    Sooo disappointing, dull and easy
  • Two spring to mind.

    Peter Beardsley's International Football
    LA Swat
    Cheeky Funster (53)
  • edited November 2014
    Terminator 2. Full price. Nice box. Bloody rubbish.
  • edited November 2014
    morph wrote: »
    It was Zoids or Turbo Esprit. I went with Zoids.

    Turbo Esprit, really? That's one of my top 3 favorite Spectrum games ever!

    Worst purchase for me was Breakthru: I discovered on my very first play that I could complete the whole game simply by keeping the jump-button pressed down. Not a good value for money (at the time Breakthru was a full price game).
  • edited November 2014
    Cassette 50
  • edited November 2014
    Flak.
  • edited November 2014
    Gerry The Germ

    I wanted to like it SO much, but no :(
  • edited November 2014
    Cauldron II - bought from the PCW show in 1986 - my mum said I could choose one full-price game, I nearly went for Dynamite Dan II but chose this instead as I enjoyed the first one. What a mistake-a to make-a... not a bad game as such but that pumpkinny-wumpkinny thing was so bloody difficult to control! Great music though.
    arttu wrote: »
    Turbo Esprit, really? That's one of my top 3 favorite Spectrum games ever!

    I think he means he had a choice between Zoids and Turbo Esprit, and for some inexplicable reason chose Zoids :)
    The comp.sys.sinclair crap games competition 2015
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  • edited November 2014
    JeffB wrote: »
    Gerry The Germ

    I wanted to like it SO much, but no :(

    I bought that in a bargain basket somewhere (I think it was Boots) for 50p. Still wasn't all that pleased with myself. :grin:
  • edited November 2014
    leespoons wrote: »
    Cauldron II

    Okay, wait wait wait wait WAIT! Something spooky just happened, in relation to a spooky game, only a few days after Hallowe'en!

    You said Cauldron II. I thought "Wasn't that the one with the boffo advert?"

    (I think this is the first time I've used the word "boffo" in 40-odd years.)

    So then, right, THEN I read the review and what does it say in the review? It says "If you're an ace gamester, this is a boffo barg."

    Boffo! Again! In a matter of minutes! WoooOOooOOOoooo! :o
  • edited November 2014
    Kung Fu Master and Nemesis. Both really rubbish conversions of addictive games.
  • edited November 2014
    molecule man

    first 3D isometric game I ever played and was enough to put me off all of them forever. also had a really annoying "drrriiinnnggg" sound effect when you did something or other
  • edited November 2014
    two that I can remember

    Zaxxon

    Starion
  • edited November 2014
    For whatever reason, I bought Mrs Mopp.

    http://www.worldofspectrum.org/infoseekid.cgi?id=0003315
  • edited November 2014
    me and a mate clubbed together and got Minder.

    he loved it, I thought it was ****e
  • fogfog
    edited November 2014
    playing devils advocate ..

    anything budget is "fair play" either way.. some of my fav titles *ever* are budget titles..so I forgave the dross

    I think a rule of thumb was put out one amazing version, get great mag reviews and the ports can suffer a bit.. an exception to this is the magic knight ones,
    kikstart 2, fued are 2 examples of it.

    anything late in the day e.g. terminator 2 / barbarian 2=devs were in ST/amiga land = not so big dev budget
    AD&D Heroes of the Lance = SSI were big on c64 / atari. so anything other than 6502 was gonna be bad.
    gnasher / alien kill = gnasher wasn't too bad.. AND in alien kill they forgot to remove the WYE compiler, which cost more than a few quid ;-)
    great space race.. great packaging / marketing.. THAT IS ALL
    V was "so so" on c64 anyway.. compare it to street hawk , then it's not too bad
    zoids is really a marmite game, I didn't like it .. but did like the c64 music
    LA swat = poor mans commando .. and a poor port from atari or c64
    renegade 3 = the final "crapter" .. not that ocean having a big advertising budget had anything to do with it

    ZX Beccy wrote: »
    Back to the Future
    Sooo disappointing, dull and easy
    this is the game I remember you by :) . the budget got sold to you , and then I bought it back from who you sold it to..bomerang much? :)

    cassette 50 has / will go down in history for how cack it was.

    thinking about what I didn't like..

    the hobbit, saw it was #1 in charts..
    remember going to buy after school in brent cross, for a birthday in secondary school and then thinking , why the heck should I read a book to play a game ? .
    ended up playing fireflash far more (bought same day)

    I do remember borrowing yie-ar-kung fu 2 off someone at school.. and it was utter utter..

    oh and nightmare rally, great game until I accidentally found the inbuilt cheat keys by accident... really spoiled the game

    zaxxon , due to hardware was hard to port to speccy.. it wasn't bad considering.. starion was "ok" also, but thing is elite (the game) eclipsed it big time.. much like fist and ik+ on c64.
  • edited November 2014
    fog wrote: »
    this is the game I remember you by :) . the budget got sold to you , and then I bought it back from who you sold it to..bomerang much? :)

    Wah! well at least it's gone to a good home :D
  • edited November 2014
    weesam wrote: »

    Starion

    Starion? Seriously??? That game was brilliant!

    For me it was Oriental Hero. WTF??!?
  • edited November 2014
    Starion? Seriously??? That game was brilliant!
    Nahh, it was a great engine...but a **** game (imho).
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  • edited November 2014
    Games which I bought new during the 1980s and upon which I wasted my money.
    • FATALLY BUGGED
      Bride of Frankenstein, Classic Adventure, Crusoe, Hobbit, Psycho Soldier, Sherlock, Starion, Swords and Sorcery, Zoids
    • PREPOSTEROUSLY DIFFICULT
      Dragon's Lair
    • UNREMITTINGLY BORING
      Critical Mass, iD, Terror of the Deep

    Although there's two in that list that I really liked, even so: Crusoe and Starion. Many years later (back in 2011) I debugged Crusoe, fixed all the errors, and so was able to finally finish the game.
    crusoe-c4.gif

    Three versions of Starion were released, all of them bugged. Patches to fix both of these games are on WoS.

    In the interests of balance, here's my bought new favourites as well (although some of these (marked*) also had (non-fatal) bugs):
    Colossal Adventure, Adventure Quest, Dungeon Adventure*, Atic Atac, Gyron*, Heavy on the Magick, Sorcerer Lord, Star Farce, Stifflip & Co, Tir na Nog*
  • edited November 2014
    Starion? Seriously??? That game was brilliant!
    +1 here, absolutely epic game, obviously hated by thickos who can't work out anagrams...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • edited November 2014
    I think Starion is a great game for a while, but it does get very samey and it's not the sort of thing I would ever fancy playing to a finish.

    Mind you, given the bugs I'd have eventually come across, that's probably just as well.
  • edited November 2014
    Matt_B wrote: »
    I think Starion is a great game for a while, but it does get very samey and it's not the sort of thing I would ever fancy playing to a finish.

    Doesn't stop people loving Elite....
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