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Nigella or Lorraine?

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  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2014
    polomint wrote: »
    Only a semi? You must be kinda prude, :p

    My trousers are too tight......
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2014
    zx1 wrote: »
    My trousers are too tight......

    Emo :p
    Every night is curry night!
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    karingal is getting the ban hammer ready right now.......I can tell :lol:

    hahahahm he gotta chase me first, !!!! chase me, chase me !!!!!!!!!!!!!
    So far, so meh :)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2014
    polomint wrote: »
    hahahahm he gotta chase me first, !!!! chase me, chase me !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Now I'm just thinking of Sherlock Homo from the Viz :p

    vizoct92.jpg

    :lol:
    Every night is curry night!
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    SNIP..............

    How do you expect us lot to read that drunk!!!!!
    So far, so meh :)
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2014
    polomint wrote: »
    How do you expect us lot to read that drunk!!!!!

    Skip to the last picture of the cartoon...
    Every night is curry night!
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    dm_boozefreek wrote: »
    Skip to the last picture of the cartoon...

    Ahh, a beep, :)
    So far, so meh :)
  • fogfog
    edited December 2014
    oddly I think Lorraine was at a house when I did a spectrum pickup 2-3 Christmas's back, in Hatfield... either that or a double.. I assume it was her boyfriend I picked up the games off. She walked pass in the hallway. Was easily one of my top 3 pickups.. 700 games, ?77 .. mainly full price, all decent titles... and they chucked in a boxed spectrum also :)

    either way, in person if it was her.. she was very pretty. I don't like women with the tooth gap, jagger's daughter has it also ? .

    I like Ching-He Huang , but sometimes she looks ropey.. (says me the stunner). the whole thing with nigella, might just be an act for telly. I think she is nice in real life, but not so suggestive.

    as for Miss Campbell, she has shown what she is like, by her actions.. I don't think it's fair to compare anyone to her. I have dealt with very attractive women at an old job, and a few of em were ugly as people/personality wise
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2014
    You boys are lucky, I've been out all night.

    But if no-one wants Lorraine, I'll have her, better than what I've got here now...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited December 2014
    karingal wrote: »
    You boys are lucky, I've been out all night.

    But if no-one wants Lorraine, I'll have her, better than what I've got here now...

    Phoning Mrs K with that statement would almost be worth the ban......
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • RetroTechieRetroTechie
    edited December 2014
    zx1 wrote: »
    I forgot there's an Oriental cook called Rachel Koo or something? She's quite sexy.
    That would be Rachel Khoo? Anyway for Asian cooks I'd be thinking of Poh (from Poh's Kitchen).

    Between her and the black beauty... ehm, could I have both? :lol:
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    karingal wrote: »
    You boys are lucky, I've been out all night.

    But if no-one wants Lorraine, I'll have her, better than what I've got here now...

    Pics or it didn't happen..

    Oh wait, maybe not, lol
    So far, so meh :)
  • MuppetboyMuppetboy
    edited December 2014
    mile wrote: »
    ...but they are teacakes.
    No noooo. You've got to use your imagination here. They're perfect round looking baps. Just need a cherry on each.




    Ok. They're teacakes.


    :)
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited December 2014
    No, these are teacakes... ;)

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    NOM!
  • DEATHDEATH
    edited December 2014
    Only thing that beats a Tunnock's teacake, is having two of em!
    Oh bugger!<br>
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    DEATH wrote: »
    Only thing that beats a Tunnock's teacake, is having two of em!

    Ahh go on, eat all of them, :)
    So far, so meh :)
  • GreenCardGreenCard
    edited December 2014
    DEATH wrote: »
    Only thing that beats a Tunnock's teacake, is having two of em!

    Must admit, I didn't know dark chocolate ones existed until posting the above. Really need to try those. STAT! :grin:
  • leespoonsleespoons
    edited December 2014
    Antiriad2097 wrote: »
    I wouldn't look twice at Pascale, she's nothing special, but those gappy teeth are a real problem.

    Yep she's attractive enough but not keen on the Jimmy Tarbuck look.
    def chris wrote: »
    find the whole "ooh this mungbean and parsnip soufle is the most erotic thing thats ever happened to me" routine a bit cringe though tbh

    Yeah... plus imagine going to bed with her, and suddenly noticing how much she looks like her dad Nigel...

    polomint wrote: »
    Nigella, but I could be persuaded to take Khoo instead, :D

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    Yep she's my favourite so far - she can <insert smutty cooking reference like "roll my pastry" here> any day :D
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    WhenIWasCruel wrote: »
    "Let's not be childish. Let's play Spectrum games."
  • VanTammenVanTammen
    edited December 2014
    I was expecting that by now someone would have said Marco Pierre White! :D
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    VanTammen wrote: »
    I was expecting that by now someone would have said Marco Pierre White! :D

    Oh god, don't get them started, it's only a matter of time, lol
    So far, so meh :)
  • zx1zx1
    edited December 2014
    I'm surprised Rubberkeys hasn't commented yet but he might be a bit busy!:grin:
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • chop983chop983
    edited December 2014
    I'd spread it over them both.
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    chop983 wrote: »
    I'd spread it over them both.

    Yep, the baps should be buttered very well, :)
    So far, so meh :)
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2014
    That's 2 of you for the ban-hammer...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • polomintpolomint
    edited December 2014
    It's true! I like loads of butter on my baps! Too dry otherwise, unless you have loads of juice on your plate to mop up, ;)
    So far, so meh :)
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2014
    polomint wrote: »
    It's true! I like loads of butter on my baps! Too dry otherwise, unless you have loads of juice on your plate to mop up, ;)

    You're not helping your case...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • GrazGraz
    edited December 2014
    Delia Smith. Wins.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited December 2014
    Graz wrote: »
    Delia Smith. Wins.
    Could have been worse, could have said Fanny Craddock...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • def chrisdef chris
    edited December 2014
    or Rustie Lee
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited December 2014
    def chris wrote: »
    or Rustie Lee

    Ergh! You'll be saying Floella Benjamin next :p

    ....Or the Lilt Ladies ;)
    Every night is curry night!
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