Do women like farting as much as men?
Ok, time for a sillier thread I think, but one in which I am to gain some knowledge, all be it useless and a little gross.
Ok, so many if not most men enjoy a good fart, if not publicly then in private. My father is one prime example. He seems to go to some effort to ensure everyone hears it. His drinking buddies, some of my friends, students and most of the boys at school seemed to take delight in a good fart. Girls and ladies however, always show public disgust, the energy of which is equal if not greater to that of the fart.
Have you ever met a lady that took the same delight in farting as men? Do ladies like to fart? What is it about farting that only appears to appeal to men?
Ok, so many if not most men enjoy a good fart, if not publicly then in private. My father is one prime example. He seems to go to some effort to ensure everyone hears it. His drinking buddies, some of my friends, students and most of the boys at school seemed to take delight in a good fart. Girls and ladies however, always show public disgust, the energy of which is equal if not greater to that of the fart.
Have you ever met a lady that took the same delight in farting as men? Do ladies like to fart? What is it about farting that only appears to appeal to men?
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My missus treats farting and taking a dump as purely functional whereas I enjoy both. I think it is a male thing! Never dated a woman who liked either particularly.
(im a bloke)
They should just avoid sulphur-rich foods then. :-)
women do some stinkers apparently, hence why they don't openly fart. Of course they do , but maybe in their own company.I think it's more about the company they are with AND how lady like it is, that they refrain if they were honest with us :)
a woman I know did tell me what an ex used to say to her.. after he's eerrr , he quoted that line out of the film scum.. she said she had to stop herself from laughing.
A girl once told me that women go to the toilet for a fart, which i didn't believe.
I love to do a good ripper but only when no one is around.
EDIT: I wonder if women enjoy doing a good, smelly dump? I can't seem to picture it:grin:
An old friend of mine used to do a really loud and smelly fart when he met us, one day in the centre of town, he did his usual opening act, putting everything he had into it, and followed through, very messy and smelly, we ran off in hysterics and left him there !
Bless him, he was spot on. My wife likes to fart as much as I do, never hides a belch and I wouldn't change her for the world 18 years on.
Yep, spot on. When I got together with Mrs Spoons 17 years ago she said she knew we were right for each other because she felt relaxed enough to fart in front of me after a couple of weeks.
And it didn't take long to find out that a fart straight after sex is a surefire way to dampen the mood ("I was all relaxed and it just slipped out" - still, at least it wasn't during I suppose!)
And zx1 is right, female farts have this horrible tendency to sneak up on you, they're stealth farts, ninja guffs that are almost always blamed on the cat.
Suffice to say, they split up soon after that!:grin:
Not that I like farts, but unless she followed through, that does not seem reason enough to break up with someone, unless he was looking for an excuse I suppose.
Ahh the old Cleveland steamer.
People pay good money for that..... apparently
There's some wierd people out there!:grin:
You're not kidding it's a killer during! The wind whistling through your balls is a definite passion killer. For some reason my missus thinks this is hilarious.
Until the inevitable passion-killing follows...
I remember it well - my wife's, not yours :-) It seemed to go on for ages, but was probably only a couple of seconds and we both completely broke down with laughter.
I'll bet he's not thought about bonking for a while. It didn't half put me off seeing my kids come out of there :lol:
lol, I'm the opposite. If I can't make her smile (one way or another) then I've failed.
If noises from other areas bothered me, I'd probably have a vow of abstinence by now.
I think these things are there to be enjoyed and shared.
bet ya put an after 8 on her pillow also ya flash git :)
different girlfriends in my past have been different, one did like a lark... looking back it was funny (she's the only 1 I would have married... and she'll never know that)
while others were a bit loved up and focused at matters. As already mentioned , it's down to if you feel totally comfortable with someone also... I never used to smoke when I was with someone, who didn't.. she is one girlfriend on my list I wish I had avoided, she turned out to be rather horrid.
They are scary sounding though, remember the urban legends during the early teens that some kid had been shagging a bird and she'd done a fanny fart and it was stinking.....Years later it was apparent that the kid telling the story is probably still virgo Intacti :D
I can the might ban hammer falling!:grin:
My missus rarely farts, sorry - fluffs - (as she calls it) although she had let a couple rip when she's been asleep before now. Crikey, even my dog looked on in amazement when the duvet rose!