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Thoughts when waiting for the storm...

LunyLuny
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For the sky is angry and I have touched myself...
Sod it!

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https://www.luny.co.uk
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek

    The sky is angry we're due storms here today...

     

    ...as for touching yourself...Kleenex is your friend ;)

    Every night is curry night!
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    Where I live here in the USA there is an afternoon storm most time times of year.

    As for touching yourself, why did you feel the need to tell us?
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    If he asks nicely rubberkeys will find a few pics to help him when he touches himself...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek

    Now Karingal if Rubberkeys obliges you can't ban him for it now.....since it was your idea...

     

    Hey Rubberkeys! See that you've pretty much got a Mongy Lard pass.

     

    Please don't take advantage of it though, post a nice looking chick instead ;)

    Every night is curry night!
  • rubberkeysrubberkeys
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  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2015

    Well if she was 300lbs lighter she could be cute? Maybe?.....erm?

    I think this is what Billie Piper may look like in another 10 years?

    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • VampyreVampyre
    I thought Billie Piper immediately too :-)

    I'd like to know how the hell that top is holding them up so well as it doesn't look exactly built for the task.  They should be around her ankles.
    ZXSR - Speccy Mags Reviews
  • slenkarslenkar
    could be photoshoppically enhanced :)
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    slenkar said:

    could be photoshoppically enhanced :)

    Yeah maybe the car was actually blue.
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  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    This one's better. A real Lard Poster Girl.

    http://www.hdforums.com/forum/attachments/touring-models/167221d1297989993-seat-theft-deturent-ugly-fat-girl-bikini-old-woman-pictures.jpg
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  • R-TapeR-Tape

    For some reason I don't feel like breakfast anymore...

    My speccy games.
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    dm_boozefreek said:

    Now Karingal if Rubberkeys obliges you can't ban him for it now.....since it was your idea...



    Quite obviously I meant that he PM him the links.

    I would never blatantly suggest he posts such pics on here.

    Secondly, DM please don't post pics of family members on here...

    ...and I'm disappointed that Scottie's missus has let herself go a bit since giving birth.

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • LunyLuny
    You complain about my 'touching' and you post pictures like that :)
    I was only touching my head anyway, what was you thinking?

    How about...

    And the developers shall lead

    or

    The trouble with Wibbles.

    Got the connection yet?
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • zx1zx1
    I nearly threw up my lunch, those pictures should be banned :P
    The trouble with tribbles is.......
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    stop it stop it

    i am now touching myself :blush:
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • joefishjoefish
    Yeah. Pack it in. Now. This is not meant to be a 'NSFW' forum, never mind family viewing.
    Joefish
    - IONIAN-GAMES.com -
  • R-TapeR-Tape
    edited June 2015

    Mind you, that woman's belly has given me an idea for an end of level boss.  Behold the evil Lardoss.

    http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/daveyboyhughes/lardboss_zpsvrtrxpbl.png

    Post edited by R-Tape on
    My speccy games.
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    edited June 2015

    Hang on I'm getting blamed for posting stuff I didn't post any pics at all.

     

    ....and for the record nobody in my family is even fat, never mind that f**king fat :O

    Post edited by dm_boozefreek on
    Every night is curry night!
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler

    LOL, I hadn't realised that rather large drive was posted by rubberkeys, I assumed it was DM.


    Apologies.

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mermanmerman
    So we've got naked mountaineers causing earthquakes, gay people causing floods and luny indulging himself in self-pleasure setting off thunderstorms...
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler

    In the immortals words of the genius songsmith that is Ray Davies...


    It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world.

    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • LunyLuny
    The end of world is nigh! the end of the world is nigh!

    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    karingal said:

    dm_boozefreek said:

    Now Karingal if Rubberkeys obliges you can't ban him for it now.....since it was your idea...



    Quite obviously I meant that he PM him the links.

    I would never blatantly suggest he posts such pics on here.

    Secondly, DM please don't post pics of family members on here...

    ...and I'm disappointed that Scottie's missus has let herself go a bit since giving birth.


    Aye,!! double aye!!!. And!!! that picture posted is not my wife but some random Lard found on the web,  My wife does have a large stomach at the moment, but that's because there's one in the oven coming in August. 
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    Bloody hell Scottie, you definitely ain't no Jaffa...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • MorkinMorkin
    R-Tape said:

    Mind you, that woman's belly has given me an idea for an end of level boss.  Behold the evil Lardoss.

    http://i1142.photobucket.com/albums/n608/daveyboyhughes/lardboss_zpsvrtrxpbl.png


    Dr Blitzen has let himself go a bit.
  • Scottie_ukScottie_uk
    karingal said:

    Bloody hell Scottie, you definitely ain't no Jaffa...

    No this is a Jaffa

    http://cdn3.sosueme.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tan.jpg
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  • LunyLuny
    Surely that is a wind up. She didn't really go out thinking 'I look great'? Am I being naive? She could get arrest for being a racist minstrel, an Al Jolson sympathiser and rightly so!
    Sod it!

    @luny@mstdn.games
    https://www.luny.co.uk
  • XTM of TMGXTM of TMG
    luny, that's called ganguro, another weird thing from Japan. Funny thing is, if you google that the pic above turns up first (well it did for me).

    Also, this thread is the first one I've seen since the forum migration that gives me a big grin. Time for rubberkeys to get a proper avatar too ;)
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    XTM of TMG said:

    Also, this thread is the first one I've seen since the forum migration that gives me a big grin. Time for rubberkeys to get a proper avatar too ;)

    Careful, I don't think the forum is quite ready for that...
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • dm_boozefreekdm_boozefreek
    Scottie_uk said:

    karingal said:

    Bloody hell Scottie, you definitely ain't no Jaffa...

    No this is a Jaffa

    http://cdn3.sosueme.ie/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/tan.jpg
    Bloody hell! That takes Ganguro to strange new levels :O
    Every night is curry night!
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