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Michael Jackson

chaosmongerschaosmongers
edited June 2005 in Sinclair Miscellaneous
I'm bored, and pissed off with the hot weather, so I thought I'd start a new trial for Michael Jackson.


I accuse Michael Jackson of the following charges...(apart from being a kiddy fiddler)

1. Being a plastic faced gimp
2. Making really crap songs
3. Not being able to decide if he's black or white
4. shagging someone who looks a bit like Elvis


It's the turn of you the jury, to decide if he's guilty or not, and to pass sentence...


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  • wilsonsammwilsonsamm
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-18 15:40, chaosmongers wrote:
    2. Making really crap songs
    3. Not being able to decide if he's black or white

    <sing mode on>
    Don't matter wether you're black or white...
    <sing mode off>
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2005
    Guilty on 1st three counts, lack of evidence for 4th charge.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    GUILTY!!

    doesnt matter about charges.or evidence.hes just guilty full stop

    ask Jim
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    it was BJ :oops: sorry i mean MJ that said it all in that crappy crap docucrapumentary though
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • The StargliderThe Starglider
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-18 15:40, chaosmongers wrote:
    I'm bored, and pissed off with the hot weather, so I thought I'd start a new trial for Michael Jackson.


    I accuse Michael Jackson of the following charges...(apart from being a kiddy fiddler)

    1. Being a plastic faced gimp

    Totally guilty!
    2. Making really crap songs

    Not guilty. I have to admit, I loved the Thriller and bad Albums, and the occasional other song from other albums.
    3. Not being able to decide if he's black or white

    Not guilty. he is white now, and it's kinda obvious that's what he wanted to be!
    4. shagging someone who looks a bit like Elvis

    The jury is still out on this one!

  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    *whispers....loudly "hey everyone stargliders a michael jackson fan ooh"*

    *grabs crotch MJ stylee*


    P.S my crotch not stargliders :)
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    [ This Message was edited by: mel the bell on 2005-06-18 19:04 ]
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  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-18 18:07, Foebane wrote:
    Michael Jackson is NOT a "kiddie fiddler"!

    It was Martin Bashir (the bastard) who started all this crap in his crappy crappy docucrappery!

    :p
    Complete bollocks
    As I said in another related thread, there ain't no smoke without fire...

    Martin Bashir didn't start this he just revealed it to the world. He should be thanked not hounded.
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • SkarpoSkarpo
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-18 18:07, Foebane wrote:
    Michael Jackson is NOT a "kiddie fiddler"!

    It was Martin Bashir (the bastard) who started all this crap in his crappy crappy docucrappery!

    :p

    So ... erm ... how do you explain the 1993 "incident" then? How does Mr. Bashir fit into that one?

    Skarpo
    ;)
  • mel the bellmel the bell
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-18 20:24, Skarpo wrote:
    On 2005-06-18 18:07, Foebane wrote:
    Michael Jackson is NOT a "kiddie fiddler"!

    It was Martin Bashir (the bastard) who started all this crap in his crappy crappy docucrappery!

    :p

    So ... erm ... how do you explain the 1993 "incident" then? How does Mr. Bashir fit into that one?

    Skarpo
    ;)

    he was the butler




    erm
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  • JimDiGrizLovesAngelinaJimDiGrizLovesAngelina
    edited June 2005
    We used to use 'Black or White' to demo car audio systems after fitting them,
    the punters love it.
    Its a great bit of mixing.
    Money. tsk tsk goes a long way, but talent goes much further.
  • Malc74Malc74
    edited June 2005
    Oi! This is the Miscellaneous forum I'll have you know! For talking about Speccies in a miscellaneous way. Bugger off back to the Shit Shat forum the lot of you!
    :lol:
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited June 2005
    theres no things left you can discuss about a Spectrum that hasn't been already asked by usspeccyfan (Jordy Chandler).

    [ This Message was edited by: chaosmongers on 2005-06-19 10:09 ]
  • rich_chandlerrich_chandler
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-19 10:09, chaosmongers wrote:
    theres no things left you can discuss about a Spectrum that hasn't been already asked by usspeccyfan (Jordy Chandler).
    :lol: :lol: :lol:
    I wanna tell you a story 'bout a woman I know...
  • BrodalcoBrodalco
    edited June 2005
    Damn lucky brits.

    The special report for the Micheal Jackson case came on in the middle of American prime daytime viewing time! I missed Dr. Phil! *pouts*

    That creepy dude is declared innocent too! I missed Dr. Phil and I still didn't get to see that shit thrown in jail! *cries*

    Yes, I am a guy and I watch Dr. Phil! is there anything wrong with that?

    [ This Message was edited by: Brodalco on 2005-06-20 03:45 ]
  • cyborgcyborg
    edited June 2005
    That creepy dude is declared innocent too!

    When?
  • ArjunArjun
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-20 03:44, Brodalco wrote:
    Yes, I am a guy and I watch Dr. Phil! is there anything wrong with that?

    PK, you have a peeping tom in your building! :D
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  • beanzbeanz
    edited June 2005
    " 4. shagging someone who looks a bit like Elvis"

    I'd hit it.
  • chaosmongerschaosmongers
    edited June 2005
    I'm surprised there hasn't been Pepsi sponsorship/MJ related jokes about the catchphrase "A taste of a new generation"


  • CornervizionCornervizion
    edited June 2005
    A couple of MJ jokes I think....

    Q) What is MJ's favourite after-dinner mint?
    A) Under 8's

    Q) What's the difference between MJ and a Tesco bag?
    A) Ones white,plastic and dangerous to children. The other carries your shopping.

    I couldnt resist it...
  • Lee FogartyLee Fogarty
    edited June 2005
    Whats the difference between MJ & Acne?
    Acne doesn't come on your face until your 14.
    My test signature
  • monty.molemonty.mole
    edited June 2005
    On 2005-06-18 15:40, chaosmongers wrote:
    4. shagging someone who looks a bit like Elvis
    I think you must be mistaken. None of those boys look much like Elvis...
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