Worlds first zombie proof house

Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling

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  • Forewarned is forearmed! ^:)^
  • Some people have too much money <Jealous> ;))
    Sod it!

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  • Also: a coffin when you're inside, with everything closed up...and the opening mechanisms malfunction. :))
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  • Sokurah wrote: »
    Also: a coffin when you're inside, with everything closed up...and the opening mechanisms malfunction. :))
    Yeah but at least you can die in peace, without getting ripped apart by zomblies
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • Yes, there's that of course. :)
    Website: Tardis Remakes / Mostly remakes of Arcade and ZX Spectrum games.
    My games for the Spectrum: Dingo, The Speccies, The Speccies 2, Vallation, SQIJ.
    Twitter: Sokurah
  • wot about a MOAT
  • Why does it have huge thick shutters on the first floor windows but only a relatively weak roller door protecting the ground floor. Also, the drawbridge is pointless when the ground floor has those sliding glass doors. Bad design.

    You want something like Redsands

    800px-Redsandsforts.jpg

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  • Zoffy wrote: »
    Why does it have huge thick shutters on the first floor windows but only a relatively weak roller door protecting the ground floor. Also, the drawbridge is pointless when the ground floor has those sliding glass doors. Bad design.

    You want something like Redsands

    800px-Redsandsforts.jpg
    erm if you watch the video properly, the whole bottom seals up with the thick walls Oo
    Professional Mel-the-Bell Simulator................"So realistic, I found myself reaching for the Kleenex King-Size!" - Richard Darling
  • I love that house. That would bee neat here,

    Mind you if I had a house that big I'd need a ride on vacuum cleaner.
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  • I'm already safe from zombies where I live, if any zombies come around here, the chavs will eat them all.
  • Zoffy wrote: »
    Why does it have huge thick shutters on the first floor windows but only a relatively weak roller door protecting the ground floor. Also, the drawbridge is pointless when the ground floor has those sliding glass doors. Bad design.

    You want something like Redsands

    800px-Redsandsforts.jpg
    erm if you watch the video properly, the whole bottom seals up with the thick walls Oo

    There are no thick walls at the shutter end just the shutter, and those thick HOLLOW wood covered walls will really stump a zombie, but he can be happy that the pool does not get covered. :D
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  • You wanna Zombie Proof the house get the ZX1 Pizza.
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